Monday, December 11, 2017

Mutual Masturbation for Wicked Wednesday ~ REDUX

My wife got on the bed, skooched over real close, pressed herself against me, and started jacking me off. Her hand and fingers on my cock felt good and I knew it wouldn't be long before I popped. The anticipation had been so great. In order to prolog the experience I suggested she get out the vibrator. "Which one?" she asked. "Anyone you like" I replied. It was only much later that I realized what she meant was did I want the Verge for me or the Lelo for her. I did mean the Lelo, which is what she pulled from the nightstand drawer.

My wife got back on the bed and started to pull her yoga pants down. "No! No!" I interrupted "just run that vibe over the top of your pants. Crank up the speed if you need to, but keep your pants on". Little did I realize I'd just signed my death warrant a.k.a. goodbye hand job. My wife siddled up next to me as I continued jacking my rock hard dick while I waited for her to get comfortable. She didn't get comfortable.

Sorry if it's a little graphic, but I couldn't find one with a woman wearing yoga pants.
But this is what the Lelo looks like. It's not my wife, but I could eat that pussy all day!
My promised hand job was over, as my wife got up and moved down the bed. She repositioned herself so that she was lying down between my legs, and then spread herself a little so she could get that vibe right on the spot where she wanted it. I'll admit she looked hot, so I carried on stroking my cock. My wife was lying on her back, propped up on one small pillow, and really getting into it. Her eyes were closed as she ran that vibe over her mound, on her clit, before settling on trying to push it into her cleft - which obviously she couldn't do because of the yoga pants.

I think she was really enjoying that part (the restriction) because she pulled up her top and started squeezing her breasts with her free hand as she plowed her cunt with the vibe. I was up on my knees at this point, pressed right up between her thighs, and she alternated between running the vibe on herself and then on me. Me being my cock and balls. The sensations felt great and I was ready to spray a fountain of cum all over her.

My wife got greedy at that point (I'm joking!) and returned the vibe to herself and left it there. I could tell that she too was on her way to a thunderous orgasm, and had possibly had a small one already. I took that as my cue to back off a little so I sat back down and pumped my dick and enjoyed the sight before me. My wife took that (me moving back a little) as her cue to remove her yoga pants so she could get unrestrained access to her sopping wet cunt.

She lifted her legs in the air and I gave her a hand pulling them down and over her butt (you know how tight these things can be). I got them off her hips and down to her upper thighs but then I stopped. She tried to pull them up further (and off, presumably) but I said "No, leave them there". She did. Her legs were were in the air but kind of bound together, because although the lycra is quite stretchy it can also be quite strong when bunched around your thighs.

She was now able to get that vibe directly on her clit (which is what she wanted) and I was able to get a great view of her pussy and ass. My wife then started pushing the tip of the vibe into her pussy, but at an angle that had the clit-stimulator (don't laugh, I don't know what that bit is called) pressed hard against her clit. I knew she was enjoying herself because she was moaning and her rosebud was starting to wink.

Which naturally gave me an idea.


My wife never asks for this and it's a very very rare thing we do, and we've run the gamut of mistakes. We've done it when we we're drunk, we've done it without lube, we've do it without preparation. Each time we do it (albeit few and far between) we've got one less thing wrong, but I've realized it's all about 'baby steps'. The last time we did it (Kinky Sex in a Hotel Room) was great for me but slightly flawed for her. This time I was determined to get it right, so...

I told her I had an idea of something I wanted to try. When she said "What?" I said "I want to cum in your ass". She followed with "Really?" and I replied "Yeah, but I won't fuck you in the ass, I'll just jerk off until I'm ready to cum - but when I do I wanna cum inside your asshole". My wife didn't seem ultra-enthusiastic but gave me the okay. "Okay, sure" she said. I think she was just annoyed that I was talking too much while she was so close to what we could all see was going to be a very big orgasm for her.

I grabbed the lube from the nightstand and squirted some on her pussy and asshole. She flinched briefly because it was cold, but soon had that vibe back inside and working both her cunt and clit. I dabbed a little more on my finger and then slowly pushed it into her ass. It slid in without resistance. I held it there briefly before working my finger in and out. She felt soft and loose and squishy down there so I inserted a second finger. This was slightly tighter fit but it wasn't long before I was slowly sawing in and out of her.

I got up on my knees and moved in close. I was now looking down on her and she was a sight to behold. I also couldn't see my fingers going in and out of her ass because it was masked by the yoga pants wrapped around her thighs. I had twisted my hand around by now, and I was making the 'come hither' curling motion with my fingertips. This apparently is what one must do inside the pussy if you want to stimulate the G-spot but I was doing it in her ass so I don't know what it was doing for her.

Because she never really tells me if something is good or bad. Unless it's really bad.

But I could feel the vibe bump against my fingers as she worked it in and out of pussy and she was moaning loudly by this stage. I kept up a steady rhythm with my fingers and they moved in and out quite easily. So easily that I did wonder if I was in the right hole - honestly, she felt so wet and squishy down there I did seriously wonder if I was fingering her pussy instead of her ass.

Just as I was thinking 'this would be a good time to replace these fingers with my cock, because I think she's ready for anal now' I was rewarded with the sensation of having my fingers squeezed repeatedly as her pussy and asshole contracted and spasmed several times. Whether she came or not I don't know, because she never says, but she did gently try to push my hand away at that point.

I removed my fingers and resumed jacking my cock. My wife was still vibing herself, with her eyes closed and her teeth gritted, so I could see was chasing another orgasm. She looked very hot and quite wanton with her bra pulled above her boobs and her legs slightly splayed as she continued with pushing that Lelo in and out of her wet cunt. I continued to fist my dick and I could feel the cum boiling over in my balls.

"Here I come, I'm cumming" I warned her "I'm gonna cum"

With that I pressed forward and aimed the purple head of my cock at her brown starfish. And came!

That's right, my timing was so off I didn't even have time to push myself inside her - I was ejaculating already. All I managed was a big cream pie splattered all over her asshole. It was a great orgasm for me, tinged only with the regret that I couldn't get my dick in her ass so she could feel what good anal sex is supposed to be like.

Oh well, maybe next time...


A question for my readers

This post has been edited down from one that was originally published in two parts (Mutual Masturbation for Wicked Wednesday and MM for WW ~ Part 2). May More has politely (and correctly) told me I take too long with preamble before getting to the point. This post today is just an edit of Part 2 - I cut out Part 1 completely (even tho' it had a bit of sex at the end). 

So... did you see my original post(s) and skip over them? Is today's edit any better (for length) or is it still too long? And is the photo image too extreme? This post has also been submitted to Masturbation Monday. Click the link to see sexier stories than this one! 

An early Xmas present.

This is the text exchange I had with my wife on Sunday afternoon. It happened because we hadn't had sex for a very long time and I was sick of it. So I started reading dirty stories online, on my iPhone, and masturbating while I did it. It wasn't long before I was ready to cum, but I held off. It wasn't too much longer before it became apparent I couldn't 'edge' any longer so I had a decision...

Do I cum now, solo, or give her the opportunity to be involved? It was risky, but I decided to give her the option. My texts were quite direct, there was no time for flirting (I was ready to cum!) so we weren't 'sexting':

She didn't reply because she was rushing up the stairs. I'd heard her laugh first, when she read it, but she wasted no time in coming upstairs to see if I was serious.

I was.

She walked into the bedroom and there I was, naked on the bed and reading porn on my phone. Jacking my cock.

"Omigod!" she exclaimed, with a big grin on her face.

It was genuine, she was both stunned and excited to see me like that. She walked straight over to the bed and grabbed my balls, giving me a gentle squeeze.

With her other hand she took my cock from me and bent down, taking it in her mouth. She slurped quickly up and down, testing to see how hard I was.

I was rock hard.

I was ready to pop.

She started blowing me properly then, as I continued to read the dirty story on my phone. I wanted her to know I was angry with her (we'd fought the day before) and that she was there to service my needs. I expected her to react (negatively) to me reading porn while she sucked my cock, but she said nothing.

Which was good, because another fantasy I have is to have her blow me under the desk in our home office while I look at a porn video online. With the audio up.

I started moaning and I warned her I was about to cum.

She got up quickly, stripped off her dress in one movement, and then climbed back on the bed to straddle me. She mounted me backwards, in the reverse cowgirl position. I groaned as she sank slowly down on my cock - she felt so tight!

"I thought you were having your period?" I ventured.

"It finished yesterday" she replied, as she started bouncing on my dick.

"You're so tight" I said "do you want my legs in or out?"

My wife prefers me to stretch my legs outside of hers when she rides me reverse cowgirl, rather than straddling my legs as she was now. She didn't reply, but instead rose up and 'dismounted'. I thought she was changing position but ... well, I guess she was. She swung herself around and positioned herself between my legs and then bent down and started sucking my cock again.

This was amazing, because my wife was swallowing her own juices from my cock, something she's done only once before as I recall. And I recall it very well since I find it very debauched - and arousing! My wife was very wet when she climbed on top of me so she must have tasted good to herself.

My wife was bobbing up and down on my dick with her mouth, hard, and alternating with some hand work. And she was tonguing my balls. She licked her fingers, wetting them immensely, and started fingering around my balls and asshole. It felt really good, and she did it just right this time ie not invasive.

She was jerking me off in earnest now, one hand working the cock and the other my balls and asshole. Once again I was close to cumming. So close I had to put down my phone. She was like a demon possessed and keen to swallow me whole. I know I had started this all by asking if she wanted me to cum in her mouth, but now I had a different idea.

I pushed her off me and then jostled her into the doggy position, up on all fours, at the edge of the bed. I stood up behind her and pulled her hips back as I thrust forward. I sliced into her like a hot knife through butter, she was that wet. I pounded her good and hard and she grunted with every thrust. My cock was ready but I couldn't get the angle right for me. I was up on tip toes and I could feel the back of my legs cramping.

I pulled out and manhandled  her down the corner of the bed, pushing her down flat on her stomach so that she was spreadeagled with her legs straddling two sides of the corner. I pulled her buttcheeks apart and speared her pussy with my stiff fat prick. She loved it, she was wet AF. I started pounding her from above, holding her hips down on the bed, unable to move.

I started pulling all the way out and then pushing back all the way in, before once again withdrawing all the way out. I made my strokes slower and steadier now and she was loving it. I could feel her getting tighter so I started slicing in and out of her wet slit faster and faster...

Her asshole was winking at me, her little starfish screaming "come inside, it's warm and wonderful in here!"

So I pulled my dick out and repositioned it at her crinkled hole. My cock was still very wet from her juices so I figured it would be fine, but as soon I started pushing the head in (slowly!) my wife said "what are you doing?" She wasn't admonishing, she was just making me say it.

"I'm gonna cum in your ass"

"Okay, hang on a minute..." and then she jumped up and ran to the bathroom. She came back with some hand lotion, which she smeared liberally over the head and shaft of my penis, before reaching back to lube her own asscrack. Then she jumped back down on the bed and resumed her position. I would have preferred if she'd lubed her asshole up while she was lying down in front of me but given how far we've come (ie she's agreeing to anal now) I figured now was not the time to mention it.

I positioned the head of my cock at her asshole and slowly pushed forward. Real slow. There was no resistance and once I had the head in I waited a moment or three before pushing forward again. My wife had her hand underneath her and was frigging her clit furiously. I gripped her butt and started slowly thrusting in and out of my wife's arse. Like it was a pussy.

Soon I was pounding in and out of her like a sailor on shore leave, and my wife was starting to grunt. She was still fingering her clit madly underneath me so I reached forward and slipped my hand under her breast. Gripping one tit with one hand (it felt large and full, a side effect from her period) and gripping her opposite butt cheek with my other hand I started fucking her asshole like it was a wet sloppy cunt.

I wouldn't say I was rough but I could feel myself getting quite savage - and slipping sideways as I dicked her asshole relentlessly! I pulled out to straighten up, at which point my wife quickly jumped up and rolled over. Repositioning herself on her back she pulled her knees up and spread her legs.

She reached down with both hands and started fingering her clit and her pussy lips. Her eyes were half lidded as she looked up at me lustily and spread her lips wide, showing me everything she had. Just like a centrefold.

"I squirted before" she said, with a sly smile on her face "now it's your turn, cum for me"

My mind was reeling. She'd squirted? Wow, this was only the second time that I knew of that she'd done that, and the last time was 5 years ago. While we were on vacation. Like we were now. Is that the secret to squirting - going on vacation, where you can relax and feel free to squirt on someone else's bed?

Wake up Nero! It's time to cum - you can analyze this later!!

I started jerking my cock as my wife fingered her clit and played with her pussy lips. She was doing it for herself, not a show for me, so I gave her one of my own. I pressed my balls hard up against her sopping wet pussyhole and jacked my dick hard. Her cunt felt really hot, and really good on my balls. I was ready to cum alright!

"I'm gonna cum now" I said.

I grabbed my wife's ankles and pulled her legs up higher. At the same time I dropped the head of my cock to her asshole and pushed forward gently. I held her ankles wide, in a 'V', as I pumped in out of her tight asshole. And came.

It was like an explosion in my brain. I dropped my hands, grabbed her hips and thighs, and fucked her hard in the ass - pumping her back passage full of my jism. I grunted, groaned, and moaned as it all came flooding out of me. And then watched as it all came flooding out of her again when I pulled out.

It was just like a porn movie - there was a torrent of white sticky cum dribbling out of her asshole and running all the way down her asscrack to a pool on the mattress. My wife was still fingering herself and was too caught up to notice... until she wasn't. She suddenly jumped up and raced to the bathroom.

She came back a minute or so later, with a warm wet flannel which she used to wrap around my dick. She had the same broad grin on her face that she'd had when she'd first raced up the stairs and into the bedroom after receiving my text. She looked like a woman who had been royally fucked and had enjoyed it thoroughly.

"When did you squirt?" I asked. I knew she'd been very wet during the sex but didn't know when she'd cum specifically.

"When you had me pushed face down on the corner of the bed and were fucking me hard" she grinned, like the cat who got the cream. And then she jumped up and ran back to the bathroom for a shower.

As I type this now I realise I still don't know which hole I was fucking when she squirted...


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Sunday, December 10, 2017

Replay: The Xmas Sex Story – Part 1

This image has been inserted here so Facebook don't publish the one below - but it's also a reminder that Xmas is two weeks away!

Today's post is an excerpt from one originally posted on Jan 13, 2014. You can read the full story here.
She started to breathe heavier and I started talking dirty to her. It was kind of a story and kind of not. She started squirming, her eyes closed, and I told her how big and stiff my cock was and she looked up and bit her lip. I told her how much cum was boiling away in my big.fat.tight.balls and what a sticky mess I was going to make of myself. I told her what a dirty girl she was and how I may not be able to hold on much longer. How I may not be able to keep my promise not to touch her and that I might just roll her over on her stomach while I slid my cock, now sticky with pre cum, up and down her ass crack. I said I might just grind down hard on her ass while she fingered her own slippery.wet.cunt, and I probably would try to slip my cock in her ass. 
She was moaning now and I told her what a dirty dirty girl she was, with all those slick fingers in her wet soaking pussy. I said I had a good mind to take some photos of her sopping wet pussy and post them on the Internet for others to rate. I said I bet lots of guys would probably love those pics and want to lick it. I said I was pretty sure there were plenty of women too who would love her pussy and want to do the same… 
She came quickly, clasping her pussy with one full hand and thrusting her hips forward, holding it there… until her orgasm subsided. Then she jumped between my legs and started sucking my balls as I continued fisting my cock. My balls were pulled tight and my dick was throbbing. She knew it and...

This is the original post pic - I should be so lucky if Santa sent this down my Chimney!

Saturday, December 9, 2017

#SoSS ~ Apparently I’ve been ‘shadow banned’ on Twitter...

via Instagram

Apparently I’ve been ‘shadow banned’ on Twitter (google it) for cross posting all these Instagram posts. And using banned hashtags like #butt #babe and #sexylingerie

Friday, December 8, 2017

OPP: Apology

This is not one of my old posts, but one by Pervertically Virtuous (scroll to bottom for more info)

Pervertically Virtuous posted: "I'm sorry for the long silence. (Re)Configuring my new life after becoming a PhD has taken too much of my time and mental energy. I'm now leaving for a trip to Central America so my absence will continue through the beginning of January 2014. But I will b"

recovered post on Pervertically Virtuous


by Pervertically Virtuous
I'm sorry for the long silence. (Re)Configuring my new life after becoming a PhD has taken too much of my time and mental energy. I'm now leaving for a trip to Central America so my absence will continue through the beginning of January 2014. But I will be back. That's a promise.
Pervertically Virtuous | December 8, 2013 at 4:55 pm | URL:

Photo added by Nero - not in original post
In the process of recovering my own old posts via email I discovered some of P.V.'s. Like me, her old accounts have been terminated, and she seems to have disappeared from the internet. This is a damn shame since I consider her one of the best sex bloggers I've ever had the chance to read and follow. I'm reposting her old posts as a historical archive, and if she ever returns to blogging I'm happy to hand them back to her.
To be clear: the copyright on this work is hers, and remains with her - I didn't write it and I make no claim to it.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

@dani_divine for #thirstythursday πŸŽ„

via Instagram

@dani_divine for #thirstythursday πŸŽ„Go to her profile bio to get your hands on her 2018 Calendar, for more great pics like this © πŸ‘€

#latex #rubber #fetish #latexfetish #rubberfetish #fetishmodel #altmodel #babe #halloween 

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

A bit of Hump Day Humor for #WickedWednesday

via Instagram
When I saw the First Daughter’s cute tweet I couldn’t help but think of this novelty wine bottle stopper 
#mybad #justkidding #humor #humpday #wineoclock #winewednesday

Something I created for Instagram and tweeted last night. Apparently I've been shadow banned on Twitter (meaning I don't turn up in newsfeeds) so if you want to share it on Twitter you'll have to find me via @NeroTweetsHere

This post has also been submitted to Wicked Wednesday 

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