Thursday, September 20, 2018

I can picture a few online friends in this jacket 🤔🔥

via Instagram

I can picture a few of my online friends in this jacket 🤔🔥

Photo: @mistresstt.s © [Insta]

Go to her profile and worship her!

#boobs #booty #ass #beautiful #booty #butt #leatherjacket #sexybra #

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

#WickedWednesday ~ Rimjobs

I enjoy a rimjob but my wife never does it like this - she thinks it’s too ‘unnatural’! 

She prefers me flat on my back with my legs spread... maybe she’s imagining she's eating out a woman? I really don't know and I'm not going to jinx it by asking. Sometimes she shoves a pillow under my ass so she can really go to town. She says she loves the way I squirm and wriggle while she does it.

If I ejaculate while she's doing that there's usually a fountain of cum spurting up like a geyser - but generally when I can tell I'm about erupt I grab her head and pull her onto my cock. And explode. That way she gets a full load filling her mouth really fast, which I know she loves. She usually doesn't swallow, but sometimes she has no choice - there's just too much jism blasting down her throat.

Have I said too much? Is that TMI? Okay, I'll conclude with a safety message: a shower should always precede a rim job. Because, y'know, hygiene. And oral health.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

TMI Tuesday: September 18, 2018 ~ Sexy Fun and Playfulness

1. Which animal listed below {best} represents your true sexual self?
a. Chipmunk – cute and cuddly
b. Monkey – all about being mischievousness
c. Tiger – I’ve earned my stripes

2. Your partner is in the mood for sexy fun and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!
d. Tell them I'm tired - maybe tomorrow? - (can you tell I've been married for more than 25 years?)

3. Which of these sexual descriptive labels closely matches you?
a. Dominant
b. Submissive
c. Top
d. Bottom
e. Switch - (as in: anything you want baby, lets do it! Except pegging, sorry)
f. Kinkster

4. Would you rather have your enemy eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake getting swallowed up by earth?
~ Which ever is quicker and presumably less painful.

5. For the next year, would you rather be dressed like a mime every day OR look normal but not be allowed to talk?
~ Look normal but not be allowed to talk. I suspect I'd get laid more that way!

Bonus: What’s the most beautiful word in the world?
~ It's on the tip of my tongue!

Double Bonus: did you miss My idea of a dream date! or Guest Post ~ 10 Things You Should Not Ask An Escort?

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Monday, September 17, 2018

Mistress TT for #MasturbationMonday

via Instagram

Normally I’d rather give than receive but for @mistresstt.s I might make an exception! 🗝
Repost from @mistresstt.s - “Maybe all you need is a little pain...” 😈🇧🇷🔥

Sunday, September 16, 2018

#SinfulSunday ~ My idea of a dream date!

I love big nipples and I love eating pussy so this is my idea of a dream date!

Apparently there are women who hate hearing men say "I love eating pussy" because apparently it triggers ... um ... er ... hostile feelings of male privilege? They argue that it's basic human decency to provide/reciprocate sexual pleasure so it should be no big deal that a man goes down on a woman so STFU you blowhard.

Of course if a woman doesn't like giving blowjobs that's okay too, because a woman should never feel she has to do something she doesn't want to do. Just woebetide any man who says he doesn't want to perform cunnilingus because he thinks it's dirty/unnatural. That man is a sexist controlling pig! 

He is an idiot, and he's missing out, I'd agree with that. (And yes, a woman should never feel she has to do something she doesn't want to do)

Gender politics are a minefield. Add sexual politics into the mix and someone is guaranteed to lose a limb!

Yes, I know I've published this pic before, but it popped up on Tumblr again

Saturday, September 15, 2018

#SoSS ~ OPP - Ten Things You Should Not Ask An Escort


by Karly Jacobs ~ who works for Scarlett Blue (an Australian brothel)

image source: Scarlett Blue ©

1. Do you have a boyfriend?

Many escorts do have a partner, other escorts do not. This is a personal subject that some escorts may choose to share with you, but a large number will want to keep it very private. Do not ask your escort their relationship status unless they first choose to bring up the subject with you.

2. Does your family know what you do?

Another question that is not appropriate. What an escort does and does not do is their business. They are not there to discuss their family with you.

Just like your escort will not ask you very personal questions. They are there for your entertainment and share a good time with you - not to pry into your personal life.

3. How many clients do you see in a day

You are privileged that your escort is seeing you - just leave it to that. This is certainly not a question that should be asked.

4. What is your real name

It is surprising how often this question is asked of escorts. It is asked for one of two reasons: either because the client is very inexperienced, or because a client has crossed the line and does not care about the escorts boundaries.

As most people familiar with the escort scene would know, most escorts do not go by their real name. Escorts mostly go by pseudonyms, and will operate under a different work name to their real name.

5. Will you go on a date with me (a.k.a. will you see me for free)

It can be difficult for some clients to understand how an escort can enjoy their time together so much, and for this not to translate into wanting to go out on a private date. Some clients can enjoy the fantasy a little too much, and begin to blur the lines between business and pleasure.

An escort's job is to make you enjoy yourself - to enjoy themselves with you too - but always remember, sex work is work. It is important that you understand that, appreciate and respect it.

6. Can I be your first client of the day?

There are some clients who will request that they be their escorts first client of the day. This can sound like a rather innocent request, however the mindset behind the question can put escorts off, as it often comes from a person who cannot handle the thought of an escort being intimate with another person before them.

7. Can you send me a selfie?

In our modern era there are so many different ways for clients to see candid selfie images of their private escorts. There are various social media platforms, such as Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat, as well as Scarlet Blue's very own dedicated Selfie Gallery.

Many escorts make a huge effort in placing dozens of selfie photos across their profiles and social media platforms. When a client asks for a selfie when so many already exist on the internet, that client may come across as either incredibly lazy, or self entitled - particularly clients who have already seen the escorts selfies, but want a new one just for themselves.

To make a good first impression, take the time to explore your escorts Selfie Gallery, social media platforms and website before asking them to send you a selfie.

8. What are your rates?

If you have visited an escorts Scarlet Blue profile, you will find that they have clearly listed their prices for you to read. Escorts make a lot of effort to details their rates in their advertisement, so that you know in advance if they are within your price range. Take the time to read your escorts profile before contacting them. Your efforts will be appreciated, and failing to do so may start off on the wrong foot.

9. Can I have a discount?

One of the most offensive things that a client can ask an escort is for a discount. Not only will it start the conversation off on a bad note, but it also has the potential to have you blacklisted.

The prices listed in an escort advertisement are not negotiable. This is the price, and if the price is not what you were expecting, then it is best to contact another escort within your price range.

Some clients believe that if they are not having the full list of services, then they should be charged less. There are many escorts who do charge less for non-sexual services, but if they do, this will be clearly listed in their profile.

If an escort lists a minimum of one hour in their profile, never try to barter the price for a lesser time period (e.g. 45 minutes). There is no problem with asking an escort if they provide a 45 minute service, but if they say no, then do not persist further or try to bargain. 

Asking an escort for a discount because you are good looking, well endowed or a fantastic lover will not impress them either.

10. Do I have to have a shower

An escort asking you to have a shower is a simple request. Although you may have already had one prior, your escort may have a policy that all clients shower before the service begins, and you must respect their wishes.

Make your escort happy, and they will return the favour in spades.

Remember: Your first contact with an escort is important – first impressions count!

Source: Escort Etiquette 

Thursday, September 13, 2018

#ThirstyThursday ~ #NickiMinaj - Barbie Dreams

Nicki Minaj just released the music video for her latest song "Barbie Dreams" (from her new album, Queen). The video dropped the same day that the rapper/singer spoke at length during a radio show about an altercation that occurred with Cardi B at the Harper's Bazaar Icons party during 2018 New York Fashion Week.

At the event, Cardi lunged at Minaj after she allegedly made a comment about Cardi's daughter, Kulture Kiari Cephus. Minaj said on the radio, "The other night, I was a part of something so mortifying and so humiliating to go through in front of a bunch of upper echelon people. I will never forget it. I was mortified." Minaj denied ever making a statement about Kulture. "I would never discuss anyone's child," she said.

The song "Barbie Dreams" (rhymes with 'Cardi B') names a long list of rappers, including but not limited to Drake, DJ Khaled, Lil Uzi Vert, 50 Cent and ex-boyfriend Meek Mill as well as New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. - but doesn't make it clear if she slept with all of them or if they just wanted to sleep with her.

I haven't slept with her but I sure as hell would like to - she looks hot AF in this clip. Not that she'd have me of course, since I'm too old and haven't been to a gym since she was born. I do eat pussy tho', unlike DJ Khaled, who gets called out by Minaj for his bad eating habits. I also have to wonder if the 'feud' with Cardi B is a publicity stunt since the two have worked together on plenty of tracks for other people previously.

The video contains very explicit language and Minaj pulls no punches. I'm personally fascinated by it since YouTube usually don't publish this type of music video without bleeping. Have they changed their policy?  I've included her lyrics after the clip below. You may find them either obscene or sexually empowering. Hopefully you can understand what she's saying!

"Barbie Dreams" 
Songwriters: Rashad Smith, Melvin Hough Li, Rivelino Raoul Wouter, Tanya Onika Maraj (Nicki Minaj).
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
R.I.P. to B.I.G
Classic shit
[Verse 1] 
I'm looking for a nigga to give some babies
A hand full of Weezy, sprinkle of Dave East
Man, I ain't got no type, like Jxmmi and Swae Lees
But if he can't fuck three times a night, peace
I tried to fuck 50 for a powerful hour
But all the nigga wanna do is talk Power for hours
Beat the pussy up, make sure it's a K-O
Step your banks up like you're moving that ya-yo
Somebody go and make sure Karrueche okay though
I heard she think I'm tryna give the coochie to Quavo
They always wanna beat it up, goon up the pussy
Man, maybe I should let him autotune up the pussy
All these Bow Wow challenge niggas lying and shit
Man, these Fetty Wap niggas stay eyeing my shit
Drake worth a hundred milli, always buying me shit
But I don't know if the pussy wet or if he crying and shit
Meek still be in my DMs, I be having to duck him
"I used to pray for times like this"
Face ass when I fuck him
Man, Uzi is my baby, he ain't takin' an L
But he took it literally when I said, "Go to hell"
Used to fuck with Young Thug, I ain't addressing this shit
C-c-caught him in my dressing room, stealing dresses and shit
I used to give this nigga with a lisp testers and shit
How you want the pu-thy? Can't say your S's and shit

Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying (B-B-B-Barbie)
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying (B-B-B-Barbie)
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying (B-B-B-Barbie, B-B-B-Barbie)
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying (Barbie Dreams, B-B-B-Barbie)
I remember when I used to have a crush on Special Ed
Shoutout Designer, 'cause he made it out of special ed
You wanna fuck me, you gotta give some special head
'Cause this pussy had these niggas on some special meds
Like Mike Tyson, he was biting my shit
Talking 'bout, "Yo, why you got these niggas fighting and shit?"
On the real, I should make these niggas scrap for the pussy
Young M.A. and Lady Luck, get the strap for this pussy, uh
And I would've had Odell Beckham banging the cake
'Til I saw him hopping out of cars dancing to Drake
I been a five-star bitch, man, word to Gotti
I'mma do that nigga Future dirty, word to Scottie
Had to cancel DJ Khaled, boy, we ain't speaking
Ain't no fat nigga telling me what he ain't eating
YG and The Game with the hammer yelling, "Gang, gang"
This ain’t what I meant when I said a gang bang
Tekashi want a ménage, I said tre-way
Curved him and went the Kim and Kanye way
Em, cop the Barbie Dreamhouse then you can play the part
I ain't tryna bust it open in the trailer park

Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying (B-B-B-Barbie)
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying (B-B-B-Barbie)
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying (B-B-B-Barbie, B-B-B-Barbie)
Dreams of fucking one of these little rappers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying (Barbie Dreams, B-B-B-Barbie)

[Beat Change] 
You know I'm all about them dollars
I be supporting them scholars
I let him give me some brain
But he wanted me to ride it
So I said, "Fuck it, I'm in"
He want a cut like a trim
And if he act like he know
I let him fuck it again
I got them bars, I'm indicted
I'm popping, I'm uninvited
I said just lick on the clitoris, nigga, don't fucking bite it
I ride his, in the circle
I turn Stefan into Urkel
I go around and around and I'ma go down in slow motion
Then I pick it up, look at it
I said, "Daddy, come get at it," uh
Yellow brick road, he said that I am a wiz at it
Yeah, they want it, want it
You know I flaunt it, flaunt it
I'm a trendsetter
Everything I do, they do
Yeah, put 'em up on it, on it
Dimelo papi, papi
Yo quiero sloppy, sloppy
I'll give it to you if you beat it up like Baki, Baki
I'mma kill 'em with the shoe, no ceiling is in the roof
And I'm big, give me the loot, twelve cylinders in the Coupe
I get down with the chrome, I tell 'em when I'mma shoot
I just bang, bang, bang, real killers is in my group
Gorillas is in my unit, vacationin' where it's humid
And I shine, shine, shine, got diamonds all in my cubans
I'm in LA Times more than when niggas lootin'
And my flow spit crack, I think that nigga usin'
He done bodied everybody, in closing these bitches losin'
Using, using up a bitch movin'
No I ain't Studdard and no I ain't Ruben
Damn, a bitch snoozin'
Shoutout to my Jews, l'chaim, Rick Rubin
Big fat titties, yes, they be protrudin'
I be like, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, bring the lube in
I be like fuck 'em, fuck 'em, bring the lube in