Tuesday, April 25, 2017

TMI Tuesday: April 18, 2017 ~ pre-Millennium porn

I am currently on School Camp with my daughter (more on that tomorrow). So here's a lovely picture (and intro) I queued up ahead of time (it wouldn't do to be caught trying to find a sexy pic online while being 'Parent Help' on a School camp would it?). With luck it will fit with this week's questions - and hopefully my answers will follow the image...



Gotta say I'm loving the stash of pre-Millennium porn I rediscovered on an old external hard drive I found in storage! © Suze Randall
1. Does your workplace have a “casual Friday” or a day when you can dress down or out of uniform?
~ Everyday is casual Friday for me. I am now 'retired' and prior to that I had my own business meaning I could wear what I liked ie no suit or tie.

2. Has the growth of social media and unabashed sharing of personal info on social media made you MORE or LESS cautious about your privacy?
~ Yes, a week after I got back from Mexico I deleted my Facebook account. Not so much for privacy fears but because I realised it was just time wasting BS. As for privacy... well, that disappeared a long time ago. We unwittingly gave up our privacy a long time ago. Corporations have a mountain of data on us now, they just haven't found a way to use it all yet. Soon it will be like the movie 'Minority Report' - you walk in to a store and a robot greets you by name and offers you suggestions on what you might like, based on previous purchases (and not just at their store). I could talk all day on this so I'll STFU now...

3. Is gay marriage legal where you live?
~ Yes, and so it should be. Why can't The Gays be miserable too?

4. Is smoking marijuana legal where you live? Under what circumstances?
~ No, but that doesn't stop them! Personally I think it should be legal and taxed. Let's focus on those selling Meth, that's the real killer.

5. Give us a hashtag that best describes your weekend. Hashtag must be 15 letters or less.
~ #IsItTheWeekend?  Honestly, some days I can't tell what day it is. I am indeed a man of leisure.

Bonus: Have you ever stalked a celebrity? Who?
~ No, but I've met a few in my time - either through my job or by random chance. They're mostly just normal people so leave them alone. They don't owe you a selfie or an autograph.

Double Bonus: A week ago I tried my hand at erotic fiction for the Masturbation Monday meme [link]. A tree fell in the woods but there was no-one there to comment on it.

Triple Bonus: For an update on my wife's erotic reading see the end of OPP - How Women Use Porn

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Monday, April 24, 2017

Flashback: "I can't stop, I AM SO CLOSE!"

My wife is flying off to Europe, for a conference where she's meeting This Guy. After the conference she flies to his home city (also in Europe) for a 3 day visit. But they're not having an affair, they're just good friends within the global BNG network. Nothing to worry about Nero! 
But since I am worried I thought it would be best if I spared you my angst - so I'm on hiatus this week while she's away. Which gives me a great opportunity to recycle some of my old posts! Here's an excerpt from this one, from November 17th, 2016....

".... So in MM - Mutual Masturbation +1 I recounted how I'd plan to have sex with my wife but due to her period I couldn't, so we engaged in... (did the title give it away?) ... a little mutual masturbation instead. It was good but on Sunday morning I woke up feeling still horny. Note I said 'still horny' and not 'feeling horny'. I've become aware that even when I have great sex and had a great orgasm(s) I am always still horny later. Always!

I figure it's because I'm often horny but have to repress myself due to my wife's low libido; so when I do actually cum the floodgates are open and I just want more. This often means that hours after having sex I am in my office watching porn/reading erotica and jerking off. Am I an orgasm addict? A chronic masturbator? Damned if I know, I'm no psychologist.  

Before I got my hands on Playboy (and before 'graduating' to Penthouse) as a young boy
this was all I could jerk off to: lingerie ads in my mother's magazines. Dad had no porn.
Either way, this meant that I was in my basement office at 9am on Sunday (waking up early is another symptom of what I call 'residual horniness') and telling myself I couldn't look at any porn until I'd done my 'chores' ie writing up Monday's post first. The problem is that when I recount a sexual encounter with my wife I get aroused again. This time was no different, in fact it was worse. Not only had I written it up but I also then had to find pictures to illustrate it. Normally I just grab one or two images but this time I ended up with over a dozen - hence this pictorial post!

So my cock was once again rock hard and starting to throb in my pyjama pants, due to being in a constant state of arousal for an hour. I thought now was as good a time as any to 'take a break' and 'reward myself' for my diligent efforts. I pulled up a hidden window on my browser, from the last time I'd been reading Literotica (checking out what my wife had been reading) and there were the 10 unread stories (in different tabs) from the last time. 

I thought I should read rather than watch porn because I had no idea what time my daughter would wake up, and my worst nightmare would be her waking up and hearing her father watching some porn in the basement as she came down for breakfast. 

Anyway, I started reading various stories, stroking my cock but not quite getting off. I heard my wife come downstairs and fix herself something to eat. I kept reading, with one ear open in case she came downstairs to the basement office, but she didn't because she had her laptop with her in the living room. So I kept reading, and then I heard my daughter come downstairs and fix herself something to eat as well. I kept reading, with one ear open in case she came downstairs to the basement office, but I knew she wouldn't because she never comes down. Well, hardly ever, which meant I still had to keep one ear open.

So this led to quite a lot of 'edging'. I would get close to cumming, then I would hear a noise, or the two of them talking, then it would be quiet again so I would continue reading, then I would get close to cumming, then I would hear a noise, or the two of them talking, then it would be quiet again so I would continue reading... and so it went. The whole time my cock is 'fat' ie either rock hard or 'plump' and always close to coming. I was pretty much jacking it constantly.

I read a lot of stories: 'Loving Wives' (hot wives having sex with other men while the husband watched/participated), 'Gangbangs' (we all know those ones), 'Interracial' (white woman [sometimes a 'wife'] discovers big black cock and goes crazy for it), 'Group Sex' (we all know those, usually 3way or 4way Swingers), and I even read a few 'Cuckold' stories (husband get's 'sloppy seconds' [or nothing] after hot wife has been out slutting with other men - often forced [often happily] to eat the other man's cum from his wife's pussy afterwards) even though I normally don't read that genre.

"If she thinks I'm going to eat her out now, she's dreaming" thought Nero, bitterly
I normally don't read that genre because it's not my cup of tea at all, yet this time I was in such a state of arousal I managed to push past the ick factor (swallowing another man's sperm? ugh!) (I wouldn't even swallow my own, actually) and just enjoy the fucking. There's another genre my wife is into: 'Taboo' (code for incest fantasy, where the relatives are all over 18) and I read some of those too. But I was reading mother/son stuff (son comes home from college no longer the kid he was when he left, reminding widow of her long dead husband, lust ensues) and sibling relationships gone awry; not the father/daughter (or uncle/daugher, or grandpa/granddaughter) stuff which my wife prefers and I don't.

I have a daughter so that is completely icky to me, and by the same token I also think sex with my mother would be gross ... but yet I can read a mother/son story - so it's quite a bizarre genre isn't it? Bizarre but very popular, according to the stats. I guess that's why it's called 'incest fantasy' - very few people really want to have sex with a sibling or relative but the stories can be so hot. I guess after all it's the last nasty sex taboo, since we've pretty much all tried some form of anal play at some stage haven't we?

But I digress... so I read all these stories, always edging on cumming just as I hear noises on the floor above me. I still have a massive hard on and a very strong desire to cum. I resolve to read one last story and this time to 'finish' regardless - no more distractions!! So I'm jacking my cock, speed reading the story (ie skipping the plot and just fast forwarding to the sex bits) and I hear some movement above me, but I've heard that movement all day so I ignore it, and then I can feel 'it' boiling in my balls, this time I am going to cum, and... I hear footsteps on the stairs above me - someone is coming down!

But I'm so fucking close I can't stop... besides, I've always fantasized about my wife catching me masturbating (as in leading to something better) so I carry on... but what if it's my daughter? WTF?... but I can't stop, I AM SO CLOSE! ... I know they're at the halfway point on the stairs so I can finish, I'm sure of it... I do finish, it's like a Supernova, my orgasm explodes with hyperintensity but is over as quickly as it came... the cum squirts up high and falls back on my hand, I'm careful not to let it go anywhere else... I use my other hand and squeeze my balls and force it out, wringing out the last of my orgasm... I'm quitting the window on my laptop and hopping like a kangaroo to the bathroom (next to our basement office), my pants still around my ankles...

WTF???

Someone is pulling open the bathroom door.... [continued]

[You can read the complete story here, originally posted November 17th, 2016]


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Sunday, April 23, 2017

Flashback: "C'mon use me, it's all for you baby..."

My wife is flying to Europe, for a conference where she's meeting This Guy. After the conference she flies to his home city (also in Europe) for a 3 day visit. But they're not having an affair, they're just good friends within the global BNG network. Nothing to worry about Nero! 
But since I am worried I thought it would be best if I spared you my angst - so I'm on hiatus this week while she's away. Which gives me a great opportunity to recycle some of my old posts! Here's an excerpt from this one, from July 4th, 2016....


"".... I was talking dirty in her ear, telling her how hot she was, and how all the guys we'd seen tonight would kill to be where I was right now. I said I would bet they'd pay anything for a taste of her sweet pussy, but that they couldn't have it, because it was all for me, she was mine. And I wanted her pussy now, I wanted to go down on her right now, and lick that sweet wet cunt. I told her to sit on my face so I could eat her out.

But she didn't sit on my face, she got down on the bed and stuck her ass up in the air.

"I want that cock!" she said "stick it in me, and fuck me - fuck me now!"

I didn't need to be told twice - I climbed up behind her and grabbed her hips. Holding her firmly I thrust forward, my fat stiff cock slicing through her wet folds without resistance. She felt tight, but ready and I commenced thrusting at a steady pace. It wasn't enough and she begged for more: "Oh yeah, that's good. Fuck me. Fuck me hard. Yeah, pound my ass, use me. C'mon use me, it's all for you baby, fuck my holes with your cock..."

It was a bit like this, but without a third person!
Where had this come from? What stories had she been reading? Why was she now such a dirty talker?

Mentally I shook it off and 'got back in the game'. I told her she was a dirty dirty girl and fucked her harder and faster. She responded by moaning and groaning "Oh oh oh oh..." before pleading for even more. "Yeah, give it to me, fuck me like that, oh that's so good, your cock feels so good inside me, your balls feel so good..."

It felt good alright and it got even hotter when she spread her asscheeks wide with both hands. Did she want it in her ass or was she just teasing me?

"Mmmmm, you look so hot baby" I told her "your ass is so sexy..." I debated asking her to finger her ass but couldn't figure out how to say it right so I went with the generic "you're such a nasty girl, showing me your asshole - it's soooo hot 'n nasty." My wife responded to this by moaning "mmmmm" and then ~deargod!~ running her finger up and down and around her asshole! Jesusmaryandjoseph! This really was next level shit, she's never done this before.

"Mmmmm" I continued "you look so fucking sexy, head down and ass up, getting fucked hard from behind"

"Yeah," she replied "it feels so good, I can feel your balls on my clit"

My balls were slapping her clit, joined by her fingers as she started strumming herself. I grabbed my discarded T-shirt and paused momentarily as I wrapped it underneath her hips and used it as 'reins'. I leaned back and started pounding her really hard and deep, the 'reins' allowing me to tilt right back and then.... [continued]

[you can read the complete story here, originally posted July 4th, 2016]

Friday, April 21, 2017

Mistress Asmondena for Fetish Friday!!



via Instagram

You look fantastic @mistress_asmondena !!
In a parallel universe my wife would be dressing like this. (But not in this lifetime I'm afraid! 😩 😂 )
#fetishfriday #fantasy #wishfulthinking #leather #corset #sexy #rubber #latex #pvc #leatherboots #thighhighs #thighhighboots #toomanyhashtags 

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Me and my Nipple Fetish

It's not really a fetish per se because I don't masturbate to pictures of nipples, but I do enjoy a good pair of nipples. Looking at a bunch of nipple pics will arouse me but if I were to start masturbating I would likely watch some porn (or read some) and I wouldn't be watching nipple play. Probably because I'm lousy at 'search' and when I enter 'nipple play' or 'nipples' on RedTube or Porn Hub I get some really dull videos.

But enough about me, all I wanted to do was share this image with you:


Those nipples look absolutely edible and I would likely go nuts if I was with a woman (sexually) with a pair like these. My wife has big nipples when she's aroused, but not as big as these (well, maybe the one on the right - which is smaller than the one on the left).

I love to kiss, lick, suck, and nibble on them but often my wife tells me to stop because she is feeling too sensitive or ticklish. Which is a damned shame. There have been a few times, however, when I've been able to have a good bit of fun with her boobs/nipples. That was back when my wife was reading Literotica (she seems to have stopped now - or is better at hiding it) and would seek out the 'milk' genre.  That was when this happened:
I thought she was going to mount me cowgirl style but instead she pushed her tits into my face. Taking her cue I opened wide and started tonguing her boobs. She groaned again, so I grabbed one in each hand and started suckling them. She moaned again, this was her tit fetish (via Literotica) come to life. My teeth and tongue worked over both nipples good, as I squeezed her boobs hard.
Her moans and cooing continued, to the point I was wondering if she was cumming. Women orgasming via breast/nipple play is something I've only read about so I don't know how common it really is (ditto for cumming during anal) but my wife was certainly enjoying herself. I started jacking my cock with one hand while I used the other to feed her tits into my mouth. I was holding one like a milk bottle and sucking on her boob like I was drinking her breast milk (another of her favorite fetish stories on Literotica) and wanking with my right hand.
This really set her off and she egged me on: "yeah baby, suck that titty, mmmm.... 
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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Since no one says Happy Hump Day anymore...



via Instagram

Can we make it Happy Rump Day?
I love that bootie!
(Original image by @suicidegirls ©)
#bootie #butt #ass #arse #rump #humpday #happyhumpday

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

TMI Tuesday: April 18, 2017 ~ Sexual Revelations

Back in my day there was no 'online' - my porn came via Penthouse magazine © image by Suze Randall

1. When did you see your first naked women that was not a family member?
~ I was about 10 years old and walking along a beach in the Fall. I was walking along the road next to the beach and it started to rain so I started to hurry, back to the diner where the rest of my family were. As I started to jog I saw an open trash bin at the side of the road and something caught my eye. It was the crumpled pages of what I would later learn was a pornographic magazine. It was probably Penthouse because I could see spread legs and close up images of a vagina. Naturally I stopped, stepped back, and stared at these images. It seemed like I gazed for a while but I know it was probably fleeting. I remember being mortified at what I saw - WTF was that gash between her legs? Why was she being forced to strip and show her breasts? Why were her legs so far apart?
All this was fascinating but the rain was falling steadily now so I raced back to the diner. Years later I would realise 'she' hadn't been forced to do anything and was just posing ubiquitously.

2. When did you see your first naked man that was not a family member?
~ My father played football when I was very young and after the game they would adjourn to the clubhouse and shower. I followed him in there once and was shocked at what I saw. They were all shapes and sizes and all horribly bushy. I was pleased I had no hair, but even then I suspected I would grow some eventually since all the grown ups had hair 'down there'. 
I wonder what today's young boys would think in a similar situation? Some of the guys would probably be shaved or manscaped so a young boy might not realise everyone grows public hair. (Although these days they probably wouldn't allow young boys anywhere near the men's showers!!)

3. What were the circumstances of each situation?
~ Answered above! (This is why my posts are so long - ask me a question and I'll tell you more than you asked)

4. At what age did you first witness sexual nudity? Was it online or in print?
~ I'm not sure of the exact age but it would have been my early teens, after puberty. We didn't have 'online' then, we kicked it old school with 'print'. It was probably a Penthouse magazine and probably a Suze Randall shoot (her images are imprinted in my brain). I recall being pleasantly shocked to see a pictorial with a naked man in it. She was lying on a sofa and he was standing by her head. His semi erect penis was hanging down and she had her mouth open, as if about to receive it.
Years later I would learn that this was to get around censorship laws. At the time you couldn't show an aroused penis, nor could you show a sexual act. So they had to pose the models looking like they were about to do something (ie about to swallow or about to touch it) and the man's dick had to be less than perpendicular. If it pointed up it was obscene, if it didn't it was not obscene.

5. Sexual revolution – When was yours OR It hasn’t happened yet?
~ As a kid all I read about was the 'Free Love' of the Swinging Sixties and 70s. It seemed like everyone was fucking back then and I had missed out. I recall being tangibly sad about it, as if my generation (of girls/women) had 'wised up' and given up on being the sexual playthings of men. Years later I would realise that there were just as many people fucking in the 80s as there had ever been before (if not more) and I had just failed to apply myself properly.  It turned out my female friends in High School were blowing or fucking their boyfriends - they just weren't telling me about it.
Once I learned that women wanted it too I made up for it in spades.

Bonus: What’s the best sex advice or sex education book you’ve ever read? (Yes, it must be a book, could be online but a book)
~ I'm not sure if it was the best or the worst but it was the most influential. And it wasn't an educational book (sorry, but guys don't read that stuff) nor was it Playboy Advisor, which has actually given good advice at certain periods of history (usually when it had a female editor who tried to give good advice, as opposed to the male editors who would try to be funny and give 'manly' a.k.a. sexist advice).
When I was 15 I secretly read my mother's copy of The Happy Hooker by Xaviera Hollander. Her frank descriptions of her sexual escapades had a profound impact on me, both mentally and physically. When she described how she 'learned' to masturbate at a young age and then discovered 12 different ways to get off it totally rocked my world. Like I said, it was a revelation: women wanted/enjoyed it too!
I wrote a whole post on this in my previous blog (that Wordpress saw fit to terminate due to it's pornographic content) so read this story instead.

Double Bonus: Yesterday I tried my hand at erotic fiction for the Masturbation Monday meme [link]. It's not great, but it's a start.
  Triple Bonus: For an update on my wife's erotic reading see the end of Sunday's post OPP - How Women Use Porn

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Happy TMI Tuesday!