Tuesday, December 24, 2013

TMI Tuesday: December 24, 2013 ~ Xmas Holiday Spirit

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother clicking)

Nero posted: "The following questions were adapted for TMI Tuesday blog. I first saw it here, and it was borrowed from this blog. 1. Which religion or faith do you belong to, if any? Born a Catholic, raised a Catholic, lapsed at about 14, now I don't believe "

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TMI Tuesday: December 24, 2013 ~ Christmas holiday spirit… or not?

by Nero
The following questions were adapted for TMI Tuesday blog. I first saw it here, and it was borrowed from this blog.
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1. Which religion or faith do you belong to, if any?
Born a Catholic, raised a Catholic, lapsed at about 14, now I don't believe there is a God. There might be, but we have (IMO) no proof. Most religions (if not all?) are there to answer (IMO) questions we don't know the answers to. I'm happy just to acknowledge that I don't know everything.
2. What is your opinion of Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays?
Either/or is fine by me. Not everyone is a Christian so Happy Holidays is good for them. I look forward to the time we all celebrate Ramadan or Hanukkah with equal delight/fervour.
And yes, I do understand that Christ is 'the reason for the season' but I'm very tired of this claim (by fundamentalist Christians) that there is a conspiracy to ban God from Christmas.
3. How do you feel about holiday music on the radio?
Meh. (But I enjoy the odd song every now and then.)
4. When do you start decorating? Do you?
We usually start at the beginning of December, but were late this year - only about a week ago! We were just too busy. And our tree fell down the first night it was up and broke! 
5. White lights or multi-colored?
White lights only on our new tree right now. Our previous one was artificial (but realistic) with fibre optic lights woven through it. It ran the full spectrum of colors, and did light fades and patterns too. Such a shame it died!
6. Gift cards, cash, or actually shopped for presents?
I shop for presents, but I'll be giving gift cards/cash to the various kids in the extended family this year. They're all teens now and seem to prefer it to the cool (IMO) stuff I buy them (so it must really be lame, right?). This year I'm also giving 'bonus' presents by regifting/recycling a lot of stuff from our old house. I'm not sure how well that will be received - especially by my wife!
Oh, well - if they don't like it they can give it to goodwill. (Like I was going to do, before I noticed "hey, this is still new?!") 
7. Christmas cards and/or family update letters?
Neither. Which might explain why we only have 5 cards on the mantle right now! I'll probably just say "Merry Xmas Everybody!" on Facebook this year - bwahahahaha!
8. Fill in the blank: Snow is ______ .
Wet.
(Wet like your pussy)
(See? I really do have one thing on the mind!)
9. Have you been a good little boy or girl this year?
What do you mean 'little'? Are you a Size Queen?!
As you can see… I've been Grumpy this year.
(And that eighth dwarf: Horny)
10. Favorite: old/traditional holiday movie? Contemporary (after 1975) holiday movie?
I'll have to pass on all of these! I don't have a favorite Xmas movie, and tend to avoid them if they come on. I might watch a Xmas Special if it's a show I like.
Bonuses - Christmas sex:
What have you done under the mistletoe?
Nothing - I'm very careful at Xmas parties. because I've seen too many people who aren't - and the aftermath. Not good.
Have you caught mommy/daddy kissing Santa Claus? What happened next?
No, but one year I dressed up as Santa and crept into my daughter's room at midnite to put gifts in her stocking. She half-woke and thought I was the real Santa. Priceless!
Have you had sex in Santa suit?
So after I'd delivered the presents to my daughter's room I crept up the stairs and into our bedroom. I asked my wife if she'd been good or bad this year - and if she wanted me to fill her Xmas stocking….
…she wasn't having a bar of it.
Have you had sex with as Santa?
See the previous answer. [Sigh] I wish my wife was more adventurous. Maybe I didn't give her enough egg nog? [Deeper sigh]
Just how merry have you made Santa's helpers?
I know what you really mean, so this is not the answer you're looking for:
I was once a guest at a Corporate Xmas Party (when I was young and poor) and got so drunk that at the end of the night I was actually stealing their stuff right in front them. Someone sober came up to me and said "you do know those are ours, don't you?" "ITZ CHRISHMISH!!" I replied, as I carried on trying to remove a 4 foot tree in the foyer, complete with Xmas decorations…. my car was parked right outside their front entrance, 12 feet away, with the engine running and the trunk open. I'd planned it oh so carefully!
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Happy TMI Tuesday!
Nero | December 24, 2013 at 12:30 pm | Tags: Christmas, realworld, TMI Tuesday

Comment: – Reliving 2012′s Mayhem (Part 3)



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in response to Nero:
I prefer women with real bodies!
Not sure what I'm supposed to make of that reply…
I do tend to prefer men with real bodies too, or with actual ones (as opposed to virtual men)…
I meant I like women as they are. I've dated plenty of 'larger' women and it made no difference to me. It's a shame your husband didn't appreciate the real woman you were/are instead of holding to some BS notion of what sexy is. By doing so he's missed out on a lot of fun he could have had with you!

My own wife is chasing the Size 0 unicorn, and she's not doing it for my benefit because I've made it very clear I desire her as she is. She says she's doing it for 'her'. Of course that means the thinner she gets the fatter I look beside her! At which point it becomes *my* problem....  
 
~ NERO 

Friday, December 20, 2013

That's quite an array of sextoys young lady!

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)

Nero posted: " okay, I just want to take a moment to… to… acknowledge… THAT IS A PRETTY BIG DILDO SHE'S STUFFING IN HER ASS!"

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That's quite on array of sex toys on the bed, young lady!

by Nero
okay, I just want to take a moment to… to… acknowledge…
THAT IS A PRETTY BIG DILDO SHE'S STUFFING IN HER ASS!
(2015 Update: this is not the photo from the original blog post)

Nero | December 20, 2013 at 12:30 pm | Tags: Anal, Assplay, bigcock, Sextoys 

Thursday, December 19, 2013

comment: "Manic Monday – Reliving 2012′s Mayhem (Part 3)"



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Just read all four parts. I'm completely new here, checking after seeing you comment on Hyacinth's blog.
I like your email. I guess it's because part of me could be you and part of me could be your wife...
I had to comment when I read the " I'd like to be the man you want, but as you've made clear, I need to lose weight first." part.
That's the part where I am like you. For too long, my husband's told me I was too fat, he really didn't desire me anymore. I think he said it in a worse way actually, but let's forget it for now.
And I know how much that hurts. So I just want to say I'm sorry for you.
You seem to be OK with her having an affair, or maybe I'm misreading this. I know I was fine with this idea, and told him so, as long as it was only sex. I have to admit I was a bit scared though, that sex might turn into something else and he would then dump me, as his father had dumped his first wife and my own father had dumped my mom.
It turns out he never had an affair (or so he says, and I'm inclined to believe him).
But I did. When finally someone told me I was far from the big fat blob he made me out to be, it made me realise how much I'd miss having a sex life. And gave me back some self-confidence. Which in turn turned my husband on, and we even almost managed to get to a satisfying sex life. Except I wanted to explore a bit more, and he just wasn't ready.
Fast forward a few months, and this is where I hope for you that our paths differ... I'm on the verge of moving into my own house, we are getting a divorce. Not because of the affair (it only lasted a couple of weeks, just enough for me to regain enough self confidence to stand tall again). But it's because of all the rest, having felt undervalued for too long, and maybe also because communication wasn't working between us. It felt more like living side by side rather than together. And I got tired of that.
I haven't lost much weight, though I gave up caring about it, and decided to try and accept myself for the beautiful person so many people manage to see in me. If I lose weight, great. If I don't, I don't really care much anymore.
I'm sorry, I realise this comment is much more about me than your story. I didn't mean to hog your blog.
What I really want to say is : I hope you find a satisfying path in your life. But please, don't make it only about losing weight. Often, weight is only a symptom that something else is amiss. Good luck with it all.

Oil Sex Fantasy

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother) 


Nero posted: " I guess I'm on an 'oily sex' bender…. (See today's previous post for more) That look in her eye tells you she's really enjoying the grind… (And see also my much earlier post about how I went off oily sex)"

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I guess I'm on an 'oily sex' bender….

by Nero
(UPDATE 2015 - This is not the original video, sorry)

I guess I'm on an 'oily sex' bender….
(See today's previous post {BELOW} for more)
That look in her eye tells you she's really enjoying the grind…
(And see also my much earlier post about how I went off oily sex)
Nero | December 20, 2013 at 1:23 am | Tags: oil


Nero posted: " my wife rubs oil on her body after a shower. not like this of course, but I'd love it of she did! bwahahaha! (My apologies, but clearly I haven't had any for at least a week) (Actually, she's given me a hand job and a blowjob [seperately] in"

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My oily sex fantasy is back!

by Nero
(UPDATE 2015 - This is not the original photo, sorry)

my wife rubs oil on her body after a shower.
not like this of course, but I'd love it of she did!
bwahahaha!
(My apologies, but clearly I haven't had any for at least a week)
(Actually, she's given me a hand job and a blowjob [seperately] in the past fortnight but doesn't seem so keen on me mounting her. I'm not sure why - her excuses ring hollow)
(Yes, I know I should be grateful for what I get)
(I suppose I am, really)
Nero | December 19, 2013 at 12:30 pm | Tags: Boobs, oil 

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Christmas is coming

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)


Nero posted: " Christmas is coming - only one more week! Which means soon it will be Easter and we can all eat lots n lots of chocolate!!"

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Christmas is coming

by Nero
Christmas is coming - only one more week!
Which means soon it will be Easter and we can all eat lots n lots of chocolate!!

{PHOTO NOT FOUND}
Nero | December 18, 2013 at 12:30 pm | Tags: Chocolate, Christmas, Sexy Christmas, Sexy Xmas, Xmas 

Comment: Reliving 2012′s Mayhem (Part 4 - FINAL)



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in response to Nero:
I have an occasional series of post's tagged #ManicMonday, in which I reveal personal info – something I normally try not to do. This story happened a year ago, and is all from an email I'd sent to my wife, so I could get down in words how I felt about what was happening in our relationship. It was […]
Nero, fuck. You deserve that talk. Be firm and confront her when you are ready, but soon. Your letter was not horrendous reading, or it hurts because it faces an ugly truth no one wants to face. Hugs dude.

Thanks, but it happened a year ago. That ship has sailed. I built a bridge and got over it.
(There wasn't much else I could do) ~ NERO
G, in response to Nero:
You aren’t alone in that feeling like you just have to get over it. I recently got tired of being left at home while he went out and it did no good to make a big deal about it. His resentment for being held back is far worse that being home with the sleeping kids while he parties.

Well if the kids have gone to bed there's no reason you can't have your own little party at home while he's out partying... just be sure to let us know when the cam-show starts!! ~ NERO
G, in response to Nero:
A year ago you might have seen a cam show, but the cam has been hidden from me….

I'll buy you a new one for Xmas ;)
~ NERO

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

TMI: December 17, 2013 ~ What do Vibrators and Festivus have in common?

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother clicking)

Nero posted: "They are both the subject of this week's TMI Tuesday. 1. If there is one saying you would put on a tee-shirt what is it?    "I Am What I Am" If that sounds gay, I think it actually is. It's from some old gay disco classic, I know that"

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TMI Tuesday: December 17, 2013 ~ What do vibrators and Festivus have in common?

by Nero
They are both the subject of this week's TMI Tuesday.
tee shirt_tmi art
1. If there is one saying you would put on a tee-shirt what is it?
   "I Am What I Am"
If that sounds gay, I think it actually is. It's from some old gay disco classic, I know that much. I once bought a t-shirt in Hawaii that said "How About A Little Head?" and then had a very small picture of a very small head beneath the slogan. I knew it was a gay t-shirt but I wore it anyway, because I thought it was funny. (It was the Eighties).
2. If you were a vibrator, what speed would you be?
"Multi" - you want it fast. slow, or pulsing?
(I think my resting position is "throbbing")
3. If you were a vibrator, which description best fits you:
a. small but mighty
b. passion prober, gentle, easy, eventually gets you there
c. big, rugged, pulsating
d. jumping gyrator, feel it everywhere, you may go numb
I know the correct answer is [c] or [d] but the truth is I'm probably more of a [b] - although I think the word 'eventually' is a bit negative. Take out that verb and you've probably got me dead to rights. 
I will admit that lately I'm wondering what my wife thinks. If she answered [a] I'd die. Okay, the 'mighty' is cool, but no-one wants to hear 'small'.
4. You must give up a sex/kink act for the rest of your life. Which one of these will you give up? Was your decision hard or easy and why?
You will give up:
a. Giving oral sex
b. Spanking – giving or receiving
c. Receiving oral pleasure on your genitals
d. Receiving nipple play: nipples sucked/lick/kissed/fondled, etc.
e. French kissing aka soul kiss
Easy - I'd give up [b] since we've never really mastered it so I guess it wouldn't matter if we gave it up. But given my wife's reading choices she might opt for [e] instead. She doesn't seem to interested in that - maybe I'm a bad kissser? Hmmmm, I used to be good…
5. In 10 words or less tell us about your most recent sexual encounter.
My wife declined my offer of oral, but blew me.
(Phew - getting it down to 10 words or less is hard! I edited that 4 times)
Bonus: 'Tis the season of Festivus, it is only 7 days away. The best Festivus tradition is to "Air your grievances." We don't have time to hear all of your grievances so tell us your #1 grievance. (Don't know about Festivus? click here to learn more) (*SPOILER ALERT* it has something to do with Seinfeld - heh heh)
I don't have many grievances but… I'm disappointed (to use that Festivian phrase) that since moving house in August the sex toys have not come out of the box they were carefully stored in for transit. Despite my gentle suggestions, my wife seems to have no interest in bringing them back into our repertoire. (So I'm a bit confused by that - she doesn't seem interested in her own pleasure, she's just happy to get me off. WTF?)  
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we'll all know where to read your responses. Please don't forget to link totmituesdayblog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!
Bonus Bonus: In keeping with our T-Shirt opener: Did you know that the Ramones have sold more t-shirts than albums, by a margin of 100 to 1 ?! Next time you see someone wearing a Ramones t-shirt ask them what their favorite Ramones album is, or 
Nero | December 17, 2013 at 12:31 pm | Tags: Oral, realworld, TMI Tuesday

Monday, December 16, 2013

Manic Monday - Reliving 2012's Mayhem (Part 4 - FINAL)



Nero posted: " I have an occasional series of post's tagged #ManicMonday, in which I reveal personal info – something I normally try not to do. This story happened a year ago, and is all from an email I'd sent to my wife, so I could get down in words how I felt about "
I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content.
Here's one of those posts... 

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Manic Monday – Reliving 2012′s Mayhem (Part 4 – FINAL)

by Nero
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I have an occasional series of post's tagged #ManicMonday, in which I reveal personal info – something I normally try not to do. This story happened a year ago, and is all from an email I'd sent to my wife, so I could get down in words how I felt about what was happening in our relationship. It was a long email, so I've broken it down into various parts. Part One is here, Part Two is here, and the final Part Three from me is here. As I promised in Part Three, here is my wife's response to me pouring my heart out… this is what she wrote back to me:
Ok just seen this & it makes for horrendous reading. I can only say message heard & understood. Also, a lot of what you saw is false bravado knowing I'm in a safe situation & not how I'd behave on my own. Not entirely stupid. As to [Mr Z], no way has anything happened or would happen. Just too affected but also you are the love of my life! Not just a good Dad. Indeed, we do need to talk. In meantime, trust me & know I love you! [Wife] xxx
Yes, that's it. That's all she wrote.

A week later I flew out to Hawaii to see her and while she was happy to see me she made no attempt to discuss or address the issues I'd raised in my email. Which didn't surprise me because she never likes to confront personal sh!t, she prefers to sweep it under the carpet.

After a day and a half I pulled her away from her friend [Ms X] and took her back to her our room, telling her I wanted to discuss it. She said she was sorry, apologised for making me feel bad, and said we would have a proper discussion when we got back home.

Yes, that's about how long the conversation took.

And then she blew me on the bed, before going back to the pool to join [Ms X] in her cabana. I remained in the room, dozing on the bed, thinking to myself how odd it was that we didn't even fuck - she just gave me a blow job. (It was the first sex we'd had since she left for her vacation a week earlier).

And yes, you guessed correctly: we didn't discuss it when we got home either.
Nero | December 16, 2013 at 12:31 pm | Tags: manic monday, realworld, TMI 

Friday, December 13, 2013

What it feels like to be a boy...



Nero posted: " Okay, I've tried this and I enjoyed it. Or should I say she tried this and enjoyed it? I think many woman have tried this, I suppose it's the closest they can get to feeling what it's like to have a cock. But a word of warning though: it's proba"

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What It Feels Like To Be A Boy

by Nero
No, I haven't tried THIS - when I find the actual original pic
I'll post it. In the meantime here's what pegging looks like!
Okay, I've tried this and I enjoyed it. [2015 update: see photo caption above]
Or should I say she tried this and enjoyed it?
I think many woman have tried this, I suppose it's the closest they can get to feeling what it's like to have a cock. But a word of warning though: it's probably a gateway to getting a strap on!
(Or not, I'm kidding! We've never gone that far. Have you?)
PS - I love that Beyonce song. You can watch it below: http://youtu.be/AWpsOqh8q0M
Nero | December 13, 2013 at 12:31 pm | Tags: clit, fingering, Pegging, strap on, wank

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Comment: TMI Tuesday: ~ Would You Rather...?



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in response to Nero:
You all know how I love to play "Would you rather…" so we are doing it again. I enjoyed creating these twisted TMI Tuesday questions.  Here we go again with … 1. During sex, would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold your lover? I'd rather blindfold my lover, and I have. If she wanted to blindfold me […]
You are so funny! I'm not wearing any panties to answer the question.
Your #4 and bonus question answers made me laugh.
And, I want a rich wife. But she is lucky to have you. :)

Sorry, I didn't hear what you said after "I'm not wearing any panties..." :D
~ NERO

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Honestly, it's not fair, is it?



Nero posted: " OMIGOD! My wife had a pair of these about 10 years ago - but she wouldn't let me fuck her in them!! Whats up with that? (So so sexy… mmmmmm)"
I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. 
Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)

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Honestly, it's not fair, is it?

by Nero
OMIGOD!
My wife had a pair of these about 10 years ago - but she wouldn't let me fuck her in them!!
Whats up with that?
(So so sexy… mmmmmm)

(2015 Update: Not the original photo posted, but close)

Nero | December 11, 2013 at 12:31 pm | Tags: realworld, stockings 

These women would eat me alive!