Friday, July 12, 2013

Update on my wife's Brazillian

Pussy Pride

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother clicking)

Nero posted: " Betty recently posed a question that got me thinking… My wife has always kept it trimmed, and a few years back she used laser treatment to make it 'permanent' (I'm not sure how permanent laser treatment is). She always retains the V, eschewing the ubiqu"

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Update on my wife's Brazillian

by Nero
Betty recently posed a question that got me thinking…
My wife has always kept it trimmed, and a few years back she used laser treatment to make it 'permanent' (I'm not sure how permanent laser treatment is). She always retains the V, eschewing the ubiquitous 'landing strip'.
A few months ago* she gave me a birthday surprise - a 'Brazillian'. Omigod it was an absolutely amazing experience (for me) and I really felt the difference. I've always loved going down on her and once I got a 'taste' of a smooth bald pussy I became an instant convert. Sadly for me the regrowth started a few days later and that was it. I tried getting her to just keep shaving it but she said she wasn't going to put a razor that close to her pussy lips.
She said she'd do it again for a special occasion but then also went on to ask if I felt it was a bit creepy, since her pussy looked so 'prepubescent'. I guess her question was her answer and I doubt I'll see her bald again. :(
(*My blog about it is here
Nero | July 12, 2013 at 12:30 pm | Tags: Brazillian, Pussy, shaved |

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

My wife is a drunken slut!

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother clicking)

Nero posted: " No, not really - but now that I have your attention let me explain what I mean in exquisite detail (or skip the preamble and jump straight to the bit in bold): My wife is a vivacious and attractive woman. Men are drawn to her. When she has had a few dri"

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My wife is a drunken slut!

by Nero
No, not really - but now that I have your attention let me explain what I mean in exquisite detail (or skip the preamble and jump straight to the bit in bold):
My wife is a vivacious and attractive woman. Men are drawn to her. When she has had a few drinks she becomes even more vivacious and a little more flirty. And even more attractive to men. I have seen her at business functions when all the guys are gathered around her and she is the life of the party. I am not stupid and I can see the casual flirting that goes on - as the night goes on and everyone gets looser there is the loud laughter at inane jokes, sexual banter, and then the physical touches (non-intimate, but intimate of course).
I have told my wife that I don't appreciate that behavior but she dismisses my concerns and says the guys are all harmless, and that she trusts them, and that I don't have to worry. Sure, she might trust them, but I don't. They're guys. I don't doubt for one minute that they wouldn't try and drag her off into a broom closet for a quick fuck if they thought they had the chance. And no, I'm not one of those guys that gets excited by that, or can turn it into foreplay with my wife.
So, am I paranoid? Am I imagining all this? No, I am not. 
There's a story I haven't told (yet) about something that happened on a business retreat I attended (as her partner) last year. Cocktails were served before dinner and the guys all laid into them with a gusto. My wife did her best to keep up, because that's how she rolls (a woman in business is always trying to prove herself in The Boys Club) despite her petite frame.
Before dinner was even served everyone was in 'high spirits' and I saw some old letch with his arm around my wife, and her hand on his shoulder. They were clearly using eachother for support and I realised it was time to intervene. I had no fears that she could be interested in him sexually (and neither would you, if you saw him) but I felt it was inappropriate for him to be doing that in my presence. [I suppose I should mention that she had been doing this company retreat for 3 years, and they all knew eachother - this was the first time they'd allowed partners to attend] [And half the men didn't bring their wives anyway].
So I very gently led my wife away from his clutches and suggested (politely!) that I didn't like her letting other men put their arms around her.  She told me I was being silly, and later that weekend I explained myself fully (the broom closet reference, above) but she still insisted he was harmless. Anyway (this story is taking too long!) the weekend went fine, but it led to other stuff and I will tell that story eventually.
I mention the above as precursor to this story: Since the retreat last year my wife has been attending most work related functions solo, no doubt because I cramp her style/limit her fun. Yes, I'm an ogre… Booooo!!! (No, I'm not, as you'll learn when I tell that story). Anyway one function I was invited to was a formal dinner last weekend for a new business networking organisation she recently joined. They're not quite the 1%'ers but they're all high wealth individuals so I put on a suit (and my best manners) and tagged along.
It was a nice dinner, and they were nice enough people, but let's be honest: they were also wankers. All they did was wank on about how great they and their businesses were doing.
After the speeches came dinner, then dessert, then more drinks and dancing. Naturally the guys all got further into the open bar and all wanted to dance with the newest member of their club, namely my wife. She demurred (I'm not sure if it was me, or her heels) so the guys would hang around and chat and shake my hand and yadda yadda yadda
So I was eventually introduced to one young man as her 'induction mentor'. He was younger than us, and his role was to assist her with her integration into this new organisation/network. I gave him the quick once over and understood exactly what kind of integration he wanted to facilitate with my wife. And to prove it he leaned in as if to say something, put his arm around her, and kissed my wife on the side of her head! (In a boozey non-sexual manner, of course) I immediately moved stage left behind my wife and observed him patting her butt! 
Okay, now I get it!
It all happened very quickly (that's what guys do: they make a stealth attack to show interest, then back off and see where it goes) and my wife made no reaction. The event wrapped shortly thereafter and we were all invited to an after party at a local club, but I said "No thanks, I'd rather go home and bang my hot wife". 
When we got home I gently told my wife why I didn't like the guy and her jaw dropped and she insisted it never happened. I said I wasn't drunk and I knew exactly what I saw. She said she wasn't drunk either, and that if it had've happened she would have known it happened. To prove myself I then re-enacted the 'crime' - I stepped forward, put an arm behind her, pulled her in, and kissed the side of her forehead. Then I gave her butt a quick squeeze.
The penny dropped and she remembered. And immediately responded with: "Oh, but he's married. He's harmless!"
So there you have it: my wife gets tipsy, lets men grope her, but thinks she's safe because she thinks they're harmless. And even though I've caught her literally falling-down drunk (yes, that story is coming in that post) I really shouldn't worry about her.
Note to self: I married Bart Simpson. She didn't do it, no-one saw her do it, you can't prove she did it, so it didn't happen
Nero | July 10, 2013 at 12:02 pm | Tags: realworld 

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

TMI Tuesday: July 9, 2013 ~ FOOD AND DRINK EDITION

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... 
(NB: the links are all dead so don't bother clicking)

Nero posted: " This week's TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by the late phoenix.  1. What is your favorite food and drink? Please, tell a tale of how these two items came to be so special to you, we'd love to hear about it: I have no tale to tell, sorry. I can&#82"

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TMI Tuesday: July 9, 2013 ~ FOOD AND DRINK EDITION

by Nero
This week's TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by the late phoenix
1. What is your favorite food and drink? Please, tell a tale of how these two items came to be so special to you, we'd love to hear about it: I have no tale to tell, sorry. I can't even think of something to make up! Fav food: real Chinese; Fav drink: an ice cold milkshake (or Bourbon & Cola!)
2. Have you ever incorporated the two items above or any food and/or drink into your sex play, like that certain famous film with the numbers in its title? Do tell, don't leave out any saucy details: You mean 'Working 9-to-5' with Dolly Parton - mmmmmm! No, I think you mean that one with Kim Bassinger - mmmmmm! No, I've never used food during sex play. One always thinks of something to do with bananas, but I read early on about the dangers of inserting one of those and then trying to eat it out. Too many guys stick a peeled banana in there and it never comes out! You gotta make sure its a green banana if you wanna try that - or use an unpeeled banana.
3. Do you have a food/drink-related pet name for your lover? Does your lover have one for you? What are they? For example: pumpkin pie, tall drink of water… Oh dear, I'm really striking out on this week's TMI, aren't I? (I better post a good pic!)
4. Please complete this dramatic scene from a one-act play I'm working on for my local community theatre:
MAN: Hello.WOMAN: Hi.MAN: Do you like rain?WOMAN: What? Rain - as in the weather rain?MAN: No, I meant bread. I said rain, but I meant bread… I'm nervous around pretty women. Do you like bread?WOMAN: Um, mister, did you know that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?MAN: I know, I know, I drink your milkshake…
WOMAN: What the fuck?! You've never drunk my milkshake…
MAN: but you could [mumbles] but you'd have to charge, right?
WOMAN: Are you a cop? You look like a cop…
MAN: I've got a room upstairs. And some bread.


5. Garrison Keillor once said, "Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn." Do you agree or disagree? Make an argument for one against the other:  Sex is better than fresh sweetcorn and anyone who thinks otherwise must have had some pretty bad sex - or some really good sweetcorn. Seriously, if you would choose sweetcorn over sex then I think you're sad.
Bonus: You have a best friend (this person has been your best friend since kindergarten) and you are eating a bag of Cheetos on a park bench next to this friend. Suddenly without warning, the friend smacks you across the face and exclaims, "Give me back my Cheetos, bitch!" What is your immediate reaction?
My BFF is a psycho bitch and off her meds. I would get up and leave. No-one slaps me and gets away with it.
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Go to this link and follow the simple instructions: TMI Tuesday
Nero | July 9, 2013 at 12:02 pm | Tags: TMI Tuesday 

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Introducing: SUNDAY SINEMA!

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... 

Nero posted: " I've decided to make my Sunday posts a video, so I've got something to jerk off to if my wife and I have yet again failed to have sex during the course of the weekend. (Did I mention we're going through a long dry spell? Yes, I think I have!!) Bettyho"

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Introducing: SUNDAY SINEMA!

by Nero
I've decided to make my Sunday posts a video, so I've got something to jerk off to if my wife and I have yet again failed to have sex during the course of the weekend. (Did I mention we're going through a long dry spell? Yes, I think I have!!) Bettyhomebanger has implored suggested I join her on the Accidental Masturbator's latest quest  
I think it will be the only thing that keeps me sane.
Anyway, to start the series here's one for you ladies (and gay/bi men) - I'm guessing the rest of the videos I post will all be for my benefit.
[2016 update: the above links all work]
Nero | July 7, 2013 at 12:02 pm | Tags: masturbation, SUNDAY SINEMA!, Video 

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

TMI Tuesday: July 2, 2013 ~ let's play: fill-in the blanks!

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother clicking)


Nero posted: " Yesterday I said: "I'm going to write about why I don't publish my own pictures online tomorrow, so tune in then…" but today is Tuesday, which means TMI, so you'll have to wait another day. Today's task is to fill in the blanks… "

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TMI Tuesday: July 2, 2013 ~ let's play: fill-in the blanks!

by Nero
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Yesterday I said: "I'm going to write about why I don't publish my own pictures online tomorrow, so tune in then…" but today is Tuesday, which means TMI, so you'll have to wait another day. Today's task is to fill in the blanks… sexily!
1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _____ NC-17: No One 17 and Under Admitted (and I'm guessing everyone else answered the same!). The movie would be a sexually explicit version of 'Man Of Steel' (and not because I'm faster than a speeding bullet)
2. I got a body for ____ and a face for ____
I got a body for a $1.99 coupon and a face for Radio
3. It's extremely sexy when a girl ____ fingers herself while staring straight at me, possibly with a dirty little smirk on her face, breaking into a smug smile when I shoot my cum over her tummy because she's tasting her fingers and I can't take it anymore.
4. Doing _____ naked makes me _____
Doing anything naked makes me horny. Very horny.
5. In the morning, I am always _____ tired.
6. I would love to _____ in the _____
I would love to have sex in the back of a classic car. (Maybe with an open top, parked up in a field, the hot summer sun streaming down)
Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____  
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
after you've cum
then I will, too
Roses have thorns
Violets have none
If you're British
I'll fondle your 'bum'
Bonus Bonus: I would love to _____ in the _____ 
I would love to fuck you in the ass.
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Go to this link and follow the simple instructions: TMI Tuesday
Nero | July 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm | Tags: TMI Tuesday 

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