Thursday, February 27, 2014

Nero is giving advice again...

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)


Nero posted: " Hey Nero! I just wanted to update you about my bday. So the hubby asked me the other night what I wanted for my birthday and I told him that I would tell him later and he would need to prepare himself, it would be detailed and graphic, he just laughe"

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Nero is giving advice again…

by Nero
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Hey Nero!
I just wanted to update you about my birthday. So the hubby asked me the other night what I wanted for my birthday and I told him that I would tell him later and he would need to prepare himself - it would be detailed and graphic - he just laughed. So today he asked again and this is what I emailed him - tell me what you think:
"I want to be tied up, ropes and/or handcuffs, blindfolded, spanked with the riding crop and the flogger, I want you to use the nipple clamps on me, I want you to slightly choke me, I want you to use my mouth and my body, I want you to pull my hair, I want you to tease me and please me, I want you to make me beg, I want to be man handled."
what do you think of that birthday present?
I haven't heard a response from him yet.
Maybe he hasn't said anything yet because he's planning to 'surprise' you on your birthday by giving you what you've asked for! (In the same way that when my wife says "I want that new CD from XYZ for my birthday" I don't tell her before her birthday "I got that CD you wanted for your birthday". I just wait for the day, and then give her a small object wrapped in gift paper that looks suspiciously like a CD. Not much of a surprise, but it is what she asked for).

But your instructions are both very clear and… awesome! I'd love it if my wife made the same request of me for her birthday. What it lacks in surprise factor (since you've asked for it in advance) will be more than made up for in erotic anticipation. My dick would probably be hard all day as I thought about all the plans and preparations I'd made in order to meet your lustful desires!

So good luck for your birthday and I hope he delivers! He may not be able to tick everything off your list, but even if he manage a few of them I'm sure you'll have a spectacular birthday. Even if he's not as masterful as you'd fantasized about, give him credit for making an effort, and just enjoy the moment(s). Once you've given him a taste of your wild side I'm sure you'll be able to entice him into pushing his limits a little further later.

I love that you've told him exactly what you wanted. If he fails to deliver on anything, and instead gives you the "I-thought-you-were-joking" line later then you need to have another talk with him to make it clear (again) that no, you were not joking. Maybe on your birthday you could send him an email during the day, saying something along the lines of "I'm looking forward to you manhandling me tonight. I want you to be rough with me. Make me your slave/bitch/cum slut*".  (*or whatever you feel comfortable saying)

If that doesn't work (just typing it has made my dick hard, so if I received a message like that I'd be rushing to meet you for lunch pronto if I was your husband!) then you two need to see a therapist. He's got sexual intimacy issues he needs to deal with. (But let's wait and see what he does first!)

~ Nero
Nero | February 27, 2014 at 12:31 pm | Tags: advice from Nero, BDSM, HappyBirthday, roughsex

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

I am in awe of Penny!

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)


Nero posted: "I've been following her blog for a while now so obviously I think she's great - but when she published this photo I was ~like~ WOWOHMYFUCKINGGOD!!! Talk about 'shock and awe' - that is one serious toy collection. My jaw dropped. And then I started to sali"

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I am in awe of Penny!

by Nero
I've been following her blog for a while now so obviously I think she's great - but when she published this photo I was ~like~ WOWOHMYFUCKINGGOD!!! Talk about 'shock and awe' - that is one serious toy collection. My jaw dropped. And then I started to salivate. I wish my wife was as open and in tune with her sexual desires as Penny. My wife recently told me doesn't want any more sex toys (she/we have three vibrators) and definitely doesn't want a dildo. Uh, okay.
So I gaze upon Penny's collection and I'm just a little bit envious but also a little bit sad. My nose is pressed up against the window but I know there's no candy for me.
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Nero | February 26, 2014 at 12:31 pm | Tags: other people's posts, Sextoys, vibe

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

TMI Tuesday: February 26, 2014 ~ Just Askin'

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)


Nero posted: " 1. We are just a few months into 2014 but I want to know what have you done this year that you have never done before? Ha! I'm so old there isn't much I haven't done before. I'm so old I'm doing it all again - last weekend I did coke! #the80sarebac"

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TMI Tuesday: February 25, 2014 ~ I'm Just Askin'

by Nero
just askin tmi feb 25
1. We are just a few months into 2014 but I want to know what have you done this year that you have never done before?
Ha! I'm so old there isn't much I haven't done before. I'm so old I'm doing it all again - last weekend I did coke! #the80sareback
2. You are going to a deserted island, your only entertainment will be to read. What five (5) books will you take with you?
What? I don't read any more - books are so last century. Now I just download whole seasons (House of Cards, Scandal, Game of Thrones, True Detective, etc) and 'binge' watch them until I'm finished. But okay, let's presume (for the purposes of todays TMI) that there is no power on this deserted island so i need to read something not watch it. I choose:
1] Penthouse Letters - it used to come as it's own publication (not just as a column in the pictorial magazine) so hopefully there's an anthology I can bring with me.
2] The Playboy Book: 50 Years - my wife actually bought me this for Xmas once. It was hardcover coffee table book and very expensive. Given that we had a 5 year old daughter I wasn't sure what coffee table my wife expected me to put it on, so I didn't even break open the cellophane - I returned it for store credit. And then lost the gift card for store credit they gave me! So, I'd be keen to finally see what's in that book.
3] Train Your Wife - this is a real book, right?
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4] Star ~ A Novel by Pamela Anderson - I got this for my birthday a few years back but never actually read it. It's still on my bookshelf so maybe I'll bring it along - her sextape was so good, so this must be great.
5] Divergent ~ by Veronica Roth - after devouring the Hunger Games trilogy my 12 y.o. daughter has started on this trilogy. Maybe I should have a read myself to see if it's age appropriate (the covers look quite adult). I'd rather read the Hunger Games Fan Fiction she's reading online (since I hear that stuff is full of sex) but TMI says no iPads on the deserted island. 
3. We all change and grow over time (at least you should). What two (2) things do you miss about the old you? Why?
I regret that I didn't take better care of my body (I used to work out and lift weights before meeting my wife). I didn't realise it was an issue for my wife until after I turned forty (and my wife went* through her mid life crisis) when she told me I was fat and needed a personal trainer - so she paid for 10 sessions as my birthday present! [*she's still going through it. She almost lives the life of a single woman again: out drinking with her new 'rich' friends, openly gushing over hunky men, roaring her approval at chauvinist behavior]
So my next regret is obvious, given what I've just said above. I regret becoming a Sensitive New Age Guy (SNAG) back in the… when was it… early 90s?  I should have spent less time pandering to her needs and spent more time asserting my own. If they ever remake* A Star Is Born they should have it about a working couple where her career overtakes his and he becomes the stay-at-home dad and she becomes the million dollar CEO.
4. How would you define and calculate 'sexual satisfaction'?
Notwithstanding my answer to #3 above, I am a bit of a girl in that I don't always need to cum in order to enjoy sex. Sometimes (very rarely) I don't cum, even if we've been having really great sex. I just love eating her out and fucking her. That said, it's pretty obvious from this blog that overall I'm not sexually satisfied. The sex is not as frequent as I'd like, although when we have it it's good - or great! Which just serves to frustrate me further as I wait for my next instalment of mystery sex.
5. Porn – Has it ever been good for your relationship? Has it ever been bad for your relationship?
It's good inasmuch that without it I'd be a screaming wreck. During those long dry periods of no sex I am forced to fly solo, but … I can't fly solo without some porn to watch/read. Seriously, I tried it the other day and I had nothing to watch or read so it was a complete bust. So I guess I'm not a girl afterall since I can't just close my eyes and imagine something to get me off.
The bad part is that my wife has a weird opinion of what is and isn't pornography. As I've blogged previously, my wife doesn't think the dirty stories she reads on Literotica is porn, but says the video clips I watch are porn (which I don't dispute). So what I look at is porn because it's 'real' (she thinks the women are all skanky hoes, and it's degrading), but what she reads is not porn because it's 'not real' and 'it's just fantasy'.
So my little fantasy of having sex with my wife while watching porn was a bust.
Bonus: Is there a secret you'd like to share? What is it?
Although I love my wife, there are some fleeting moments when I don't like her. I haven't told her that (nor would I) but I have told her that she's not the woman I married. She's not even the woman I met and fell in love with. Luckily I still like her enough to hang in here.
*Bonus: Bonus
*When I talked about doing another remake of A Star Is Born I knew that this one (starring Barbra Streisand, and Kris Kristofferson - the one I watched as a kid) was a remake of the original, starring  Judy Garland, and James Mason.  But in researching these links I discovered that that one wasn't the original - this one from 1937 was! And it turns out they are making another remake, it's in development and will be directed by Clint Eastwood.
And if you found this Bonus Bonus as boring as fuck… bwahahaha! Sorry it wasn't sexy - I just like movies, is all.
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Happy TMI Tuesday!  
Nero | February 25, 2014 at 12:30 pm | Tags: dirty little porn library, Literotica, Porn, realworld, TMI Tuesday 

Monday, February 24, 2014

Over a quarter of respondents mentioned incest...

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)



Nero posted: " According to this info graphic from rawconfessions.com over a quarter of people 'confessing' talked about incest, 11% with a sibling or cousin. I still can't bring myself to go to the original source to see what exactly they're talking about. I could "

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Over a quarter of respondents mentioned incest…?

by Nero
According to this info graphic from rawconfessions.com over a quarter of people 'confessing' their sexual secrets talked about incest, 11% with a sibling or cousin. I still can't bring myself to go to the original source to see what exactly they're talking about. I could kiss my cousin, but not my sister. Nor my mother. Nor my father. (Shiver)
As you can see if you click on the tag below, my wife went through a phase of reading 'taboo' stories on Literotica. (By which I mean 'incest')
UPDATE: it's not a phase (this post has been sitting in 'drafts' a while). My wife has a clear preference for this type of fantasy erotica.
UPDATE #2: for some reason I couldn't attach the images I wanted to, so please see the post I made before this one to see just how many 'taboo' stories my wife reads in a day. (2015 UPDATE: just see below)
Nero | February 24, 2014 at 5:30 pm | Tags: Taboo


Nero posted: "Here's another screen dump of my wife's browser history. It won't make much sense until you see my next post (later today) for the relevance…. and it's easier to follow if you start with the bottom photo and scroll back up to"

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A snapshot of my wife's reading choices in a single day

by Nero
Here's another screen dump of my wife's browser history. It won't make much sense until you see my next post (later today) for the relevance…. and it's easier to follow if you start with the bottom photo and scroll back up to the top:
Nero | February 24, 2014 at 12:31 pm | Tags: Taboo 

Thursday, February 20, 2014

My wife had boots like these...

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)


Nero posted: "My wife had boots like these… Do you think I got to fuck her in them? No, I did not. They were expensive. I.might.wreck.them."

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My Wife had boots like these - Do you think I got to...

by Nero
Not only did she have boots like these, we had a table like that!
My wife had boots like these…
Do you think I got to fuck her in them?
No, I did not.
They were expensive.
I.might.wreck.them.
Nero | February 20, 2014 at 12:30 pm | Tags: Ass, butt, leather boots, realworld 

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

What my Wife made of this BBC

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)


Nero posted: "On Monday I asked the question 'What would my Wife make of THIS?' but the title was a bit of a cheat since I already knew. The post had been sitting in drafts and was meant to be one of my 'Sunday Sinema' posts, but due to a scheduling snafu I poste"

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What my Wife made of this BBC

by Nero
On Monday I asked the question 'What would my Wife make of THIS?' but the title was a bit of a cheat since I already knew. The post had been sitting in drafts and was meant to be one of my 'Sunday Sinema' posts, but due to a scheduling snafu I posted the other one on Sunday. So I posted this on Monday, but wrote the title caption knowing exactly how my wife had reacted - because I had shown it to her on Sunday night. This is what went down (after the photo):
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My wife had once again spent the weekend secretly reading Literotica stories and by Sunday night I got a sense she was horny. (I know that sounds silly, but she's very good at keeping her libido in check). I was also very horny (nothing new there) and determined to make something happen. We climbed into bed and I immediately pulled the covers down and kneeled between her spread legs. Straightaway she grabbed my erect cock and started pumping it - there was no preamble, we were going for it!
I pulled her négligée down so her breasts were free and began fondling them, firmly but not roughly. She was clearly relishing my cock in her hand and used the other one on my balls, telling me just how much she liked 'them'. As we got into it my daughter stirred and called out. My wife jumped up to attend to her, leaving me with a raging hard on. Determined to keep things going I flipped open my iPad and went to the queued posts on my Tumblr account.
I opened the video I posted on Monday and paused it, just as my wife re-entered the bedroom. "OMG! What's that?" she gasped, as she climbed back into bed. She sidled up against me as I pressed play, and gasped again "that's huuuge!". 'It's not real', I said, 'it's a dildo'. "Thank god for that" she went on "I wondered how it could be that big". That didn't make sense, but I said nothing. Her gaze was fixated on the big black dick pumping in and out of the wet white pussy as she started jacking my cock in her hand again. She was pumping as fast as the woman in the video was bouncing on that big black dildo. "How does she hold that thing in place?" my wife asked - 'there's a suction cup at the base' I explained.
'I'd been thinking of getting you one for Valentine's Day…' I said
"No!" she wailed, "I don't want one"
'I know, you made that clear a fortnight ago' I continued.
"I prefer a real cock…" her voice trailed off. I don't know if she was having second thoughts, or focussing on the woman in the video who was now creaming herself. And then it stopped. And so did my wife's handjob.
I put the iPad down and returned to my place between my wife's legs. She grabbed my cock again and started jacking me fast. She started breathing fast as well and was clearly excited. There was no way my dick could match the one she'd just seen, but right then, right there, she didn't care. She grabbed my balls so I grabbed her breasts, her nipples were big and stiff. They felt great.
My wife's heavy breathing turned to panting as she jacked my cock faster and faster, my balls slapping against her pussy. Her free hand alternated between caressing my balls, squeezing her own tits, and rubbing her clit. She was almost feverish - she seemed ready to cum but we really hadn't done too much directly for her. She seemed extremely aroused - I'd never heard her pant like that before.
And then I felt it, suddenly. I was going to cum.
'I'm going to cum now', I said calmly.
"Yeah, cum on me" she moaned "cum on me, cum all over me, cum—"
And I did.
I thrust my hips forward, as if I was fucking her, and she held me tightly as I pumped through her hand, spraying my jism all over her chest. It pooled in her belly button, and trailed down to her pussy, matting her pubic hair - she was a sticky mess! And smiling broadly.
I grabbed some tissues and we took a few moments to clean up, before snuggling back into bed. She pulled the covers up, but I pushed them back down. 'Your turn!' I said, as my hand moved down to her mound. "No, it's late", she countered "I have to get up early".
'Well, we'll just have to be quick then' I said, as I moved between her legs. She spread her legs wide and my mouth was on her almost immediately. She groaned loudly and grabbed my head with both hands and pressed me hard against her as I flattened my tongue on her clit. She continued moaning as she rolled her hips and pulled me this way and that, making sure my tongue was always on the sweet spot. 
She was extremely wet and didn't take long to cum at all…
So, now I know the answer: my wife is definitely hot for big black cock!



Kate Upton - what's wrong with her body?

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)


Nero posted: "Sports Illustrated had a great idea: Demonstrate how zero gravity works by putting Kate Upton in a bikini and taking her in a parabolic flight (simulated weightlessness). You can see the video here, or by clicking the title above. The plane first climbs a"

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Kate Upton in Zero G – what's wrong with her body?

by Nero

Sports Illustrated had a great idea: Demonstrate how zero gravity works by putting Kate Upton in a bikini and taking her in a parabolic flight (simulated weightlessness). You can see the video here, or by clicking the title above. The plane first climbs at 45 degrees, reducing thrust and levelling the plane, then diving down. The sense of zero gravity lasts for about 25 seconds. The aeroplane makes these parabolas one after the other, like a roller coaster, which eventually causes many people to vomit — hence the nickname for the aeroplanes used for this kind of training: Vomit Comet. (you can read more on the technical aspects here).
The thing I want to get to is: look at Upton's body. Is there anything wrong with it? I say "No" but… can you believe some people think she's fat? OMFG! What has this world come to? I guess if you feed people images of stick thin models long enough, eventually that will become what's deemed 'sexy'. By today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered a complete chubster!
It's crazy.
In hindsight I realise those haters were just trolling, and I fell for it (2015)
Nero | February 19, 2014 at 8:35 am | Tags: body image, kate upton, sports illustrated, sports illustrates swimsuit 

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

TMI Tuesday: February 19, 2014 ~ Game Show Edition!

I used to have a blog on Wordpress that got terminated due to pornographic content. Here's one of those posts... (NB: the links are all dead so don't bother)


Nero posted: "          1. The Price is Right: What is the right price to make you have sex with a total stranger? I'm cheap - if they can make my dick hard I'm theirs for very little. (BTW - when I was a young man I often got propositioned by gay men of"

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TMI Tuesday: February 18, 2014 ~ GAME SHOW EDITION!

by Nero

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What is the right price to make you have sex with a total stranger?
I'm cheap - if they can make my dick hard I'm theirs for very little. (BTW - when I was a young man I often got propositioned by gay men offering money. Usually about $20 for a blow job)
What part of your naked body when touched, makes you laugh? 
I'm ticklish in the usual places - but this question has reminded me that I haven't been tickled in a loooong time! :(
What act could you do or what thing could you say that would really upset your significant other?
My wife is always going on about 'my tone'. I don't physically abuse her, I don't verbally abuse her, but… my tone. I think I'm talking in a calm and reasoned manner, but… I guess if you don't like the message….
You've been let go in a sex toy supermarket that includes small items (e.g. condoms, vibrators), large items (e.g. Sybians, spanking benches) and everything in between. What 5 items will you put in your shopping cart?
Sybian (love those videos, so I'd love to see if they really work like that)
High end leather bondage equipment (cuffs, straps, spreader bars, soft ties/ropes)
G Spot Vibrator (let's see if we can find that G Spot!)
Dildo (she says she doesn't want one/doesn't like the idea of it - but since this shopping spree is free lets get one and experiment*)
High end Fantasywear (corset, rubberwear, uniform, and definitely some crotchless panties and a peek-a-boo bra) 
5. The Dating Game (a.k.a Blind Date, UK version; a.k.a. Perfect Match, Australian version). [For fun click HERE to see the crazy fashion of the bachelorette, plus actor John Ritter is one of the bachelors].
Part I – There are 3 contestants to which you will pose your questions. Will your contestants be of your opposite sex, your same sex, or a mix?
The opposite sex (female)
Part II – What are 3 questions you would ask the contestants?
Q1 ~ We go on a first date and there's definite sexual chemistry. Will we have sex that night, or would you wait for another date? If so, how many dates until you feel comfortable/ready?
Q2 ~ We've been on a few dates and things are going well. After Date #X (X = whatever you answered for Q1 above) we have sex and it's great and you cum hard. You're surprised when I say "ready for Round 2?" and impressed at my stamina - but then I say I want anal. How would you react to that?
Q3 ~ We're having sex regularly but the gloss is wearing off. I don't hit the spot sexually for you as I used to during the heady days of our blossoming romance. Do you tell me something is wrong (and what) or just quietly drop me?
[YES! You can answer these Questions in the comments section below]
Bonus: TMI Tuesday Cash Cab – Unsuspecting taxi passengers hail a cab and suddenly find themselves on a TV game show. While on the cab ride you must do specific acts ordered by your cab driver in order to win cash and get the full free cab ride to your destination.
The TMI Taxi has just picked you up. How much cash will you win? At which level will you stop the cab, end the ride, and be dumped at the curb?
Level 1: Flash passers-by either by lifting your shirt or mooning them – $20 (all cash prize amounts are USD) ~Done
Level 2: Dry hump another passenger in the cab with you (remember the camera is recording) – $50 Done
Level 3: French kiss the cab driver for 1 minute – $75 ~ female? Done
Level 4: Have sex, in the cab, with the other passenger who is a complete stranger and…
- if you are gay/lesbian the stranger is heterosexual ~ if you're a Lesbian let me be your designated Heterosexual! ;)
- if you are heterosexual the stranger is your same sex ~ if he's gay he can blow me - lets see if he can get a rise out of me!
- if you are bisexual you are just having fun *wink* ~ if he's bi he can blow me - lets see if he can get a rise out of me!
Cash prize $1000
*Bonus Bonus - *see tomorrows post for more on Q4's answer vis a vis dildos and my wife.
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Happy TMI Tuesday! 
Nero | February 18, 2014 at 12:30 pm | Tags: Anal, Assplay, BDSM, dildo, TMI Tuesday 

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