Tuesday, December 15, 2015

TMI Tuesday: December 15, 2015 ~ Computer Behavior


Hello there. Welcome to another TMI Tuesday, with questions by recusen

1. Do you access the Internet on a your own computer or a shared computer?
~ My own - laptop and iPad

2. Do you regularly browse web sites that you would prefer your significant other (or your mother!) not know about?
~ all.the.time!

3. Do you have browser bookmarks for sites you would prefer no one else know about?
~ I do. Under 'sports' - since I have zero interest in sports so my wife wouldn't think to look there. Cunning, right? Funny thing is, I never look at or use these bookmarks.

4. Do you clear your browser history? If yes, how often?
~ Yes, but not often. I just don't think my wife would check - even though I check hers. That's how I know when she's reading from her Dirty Little Porn Library and that she's horny.

5. Do you use “incognito windows” for some of your browsing?
~ No, I'm too lazy for that.

6. Do you overwrite deleted files?
~ No, I'm too lazy for that. Nothing I have is that incriminating. #It'sJustPorn

7. How often do you do a total shut down of your home computer? Tablet?
~ Not as often as I should ie only when either one freezes - which is when I do a 'restart' (since I'm on a Mac).

8. Do you have one or more pseudonyms that you use on the web? How many? What do you use them for?
~ I have four, depending on what sites I'm on. I use them in a pathetic attempt to maintain some form of anonymity. Although I'm fairly sure Facebook, Google, Apple, et al know damn well that it's just me and not four different people sharing one laptop or iPad; I like to delude myself.

9. How many email accounts do you have? Why?
~ over a dozen. I use them for various things ie my different investments and my different profiles. Why? Because it's easier to sort my life that way - I just load each webmail profile into my iPad and I can open the emails I want when I want to see them.

Bonus: Do you use any of the following sites? Which ones? What makes them work for you? SnapChat, Chaturbate, OKCupid, Ashley Madison, Tinder, Down, 3nder, Pure.
~ I don't use SnapChat cos I'm old and can't figure out WTF it's for - sending dick pics? No thanks. I've used Chaturbate, but only as an observer ie for free, I don't have a paid account (meaning I can't ask the girls to do things). As a voyeur I find Chaturbate absolutely awesome (even though I'm not on there much) - there are a lot of amazing women (both amateur* and pro) doing some very sexy/dirty things on there. The other sites I don't use because I'm not looking to cheat on my wife. An old girlfriend lured me onto FetLife so being a voyuer I have a profile there (I only pop in sporadicly, it's mostly BDSM orientated).
* Yes, technically they're not amateurs because they're getting paid, but I think you know what I mean. Any woman out there who likes to be watched can get online and masturbate for money. Just angle the laptop camera so your face isn't showing (and the background is generic) and you're good to go! (The pros show their faces)

Double Bonus: I've blogged previously about my experience on Chaturbate, so you can read that here.** Also, I got laid on Sunday night and you can read about that here
[**Update: that was on the previous blog, that got terminated - so the link takes you to a Cam-sex story]
Nothing spoils the mood more than when your cam-sex model starts texting.
Yes, she's still working that vibe/dildo combo but you know she's just
going through the motions because SHE'S ON HER FUCKING PHONE!!!
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2 comments:

  1. Love your answers for Chaterbate, I am on there but I don't like it because you get the people who just sit there enjoying without putting anything in. I rather stick to places that I don't have to deal with that and it is forbidden to screw yourself in free chat. Yes us Pros do show our faces. I have no shame in my game.

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    1. Yeah, that seems to be an ongoing problem for all artists in the online realm these days: people want it for free (because that's what they've become used to) and won't pay.
      In my case I'm just paranoid my credit card details will be hacked and I'll end up in deep shit. A few years ago I paid for a Playboy subscription and that got completely messed up - and the were Playboy FFS!
      Thanks for commenting and you're welcome to post a direct link to your Chaturbate profile if you want to.

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