Thursday, March 3, 2016

How much Porn does my wife need first to have sex with me?

More than I'm about to share with you apparently, since we did not have sex last night.

Just over a week ago I posted How much Porn do I have to watch before I'm ready to have sex with my wife? At the risk of repeating myself here's another batch of screenshots from her browser history, which illustrate just how many dirty stories she reads. What's different about last night's batch is that she wasn't/isn't having her period; unlike she was when she read the series featured in How much Porn do I have to watch before I'm ready to have sex with my wife?

You see, I've been wondering if she reads so much because she wants to get the blood flowing to prevent any cramping she experiences when she gets her period. Not that she's ever said she cramps when she has her period (in fact she denies she goes through any changes, not even PMS) but yes, I'm clutching at straws in an attempt to figure out why my wife reads SO MUCH PORN!

But that theory has just been shot down now, because last night my wife was not having her period. But she was reading porn - a LOT of it!

It went down like this:

On Wednesday night I cooked dinner, which she thought was a nice change. She enjoyed the meal too, and said it was delicious. After dinner I suggested we all watch some TV together but both my wife and daughter scurried off upstairs. My wife returned 15 minutes later, in her pyjamas. My daughter was lost to online social media. I asked my wife which show she wanted to watch and her response was "you choose". While I clicked through TIVO to her favorite comedy she sat in the kitchen on her iPad.

She never came back.

I started playing the show and she said she'd be there soon, but first she just wanted to finish the 'article' she was reading. It must have been a long article. Two hours later she snuck upstairs to bed. Another hour later and I followed her up there. I knew she was on her iPad and now that it was after midnight I knew her browser history would confirm it by listing it as 'This Morning', not 'Wednesday Night'. It was now 12.30am

When I came into the bedroom the lights were out and she was asleep. But not really - she had just quickly closed her iPad when she heard me coming up, and feigned sleep. I know this because this morning while she was in the shower I grabbed the following screenshots. It may seem like it goes on forever but trust me, keep scrolling....

NB: the photos are in chronological order but within each screengrab (a photo of her browser history) you read the titles from the bottom up...








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