Tuesday, March 29, 2016

TMI Tuesday: March 29, 2016 ~ Sexy You

Do your sexy thang! It’s TMI Tuesday.

sexy you tmi
Kim Kardashian posted this pic to show what she had to do
to make herself look sexy - like taping up her breasts for a braless dress
1. How do you feel about your appearance?
a. Negatively - I now see myself as my wife sees me (and tells me): I am overweight and look like a sourpuss.
b. Positively

2. Are you satisfied with your appearance?

a. Yes
b. No - but I'm not sure what more I can do. My wife feels I could do more. She wants me to go on the 5:2 Diet (only eat 5 times a week, fast 2 days a week) but if I skip even one meal a day I get cranky. My wife already controls my sex life, all I have left is what I eat. And it's hard not to look like a Sourpuss as you contemplate which of her guy friends is driving her car (see Q5 below).

3. Are you currently doing anything to improve your self-image (i.e., exercise, therapy, weight change, new lover, cosmetic surgery)? What?
No, I tried walking/running more but due to a recurring inoperable problem with a bone in my foot (it keeps breaking) I can't do that. I have considered liposuction, but haven't gone any further than thinking "Maybe I should try liposuction?"

4. Do you have any rules that must be adhered to either before sexual action takes place or during sex?
Yes - both parties must be consenting to what is happening. And preferably enthusiastic about what is happening.

5. Are you satisfied with your significant other’s appearance? If not what would you improve?
Sheesh - hell no. My wife is a hot little thing - that's the problem! If she's not doing it with me then who is she doing it with? Because someone as hot and sexy as she is can't be keeping her Ferrari parked in the garage.

Bonus: What makes you feel sexy?
I'm not sure if guys feel 'sexy' the same way as women, but I guess I feel sexy when I'm really connecting with a woman. I might be at a party or an event (at a club or restaurant) and I get into a little chit chat with one of the ladies present (because my wife is working the room, leaving me long time to my own devices) and you both get a little flirty and you know she's vibing off you but in your head you think 'if I wasn't married...' and then you think "but in a parallel universe..."


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