- the 18 y.o. Office Receptionist (I was 23) who looked like a centrefold but was absolutely clueless in bed. She did absolutely nothing, and made me do all the work. Honestly she was so passive she lay there like a plank of wood and genuinely appeared not to know what she should do to the point I wondered if she was a virgin. She was so awful I hooked up with her again the following weekend just to see if it would be any better second time around - but it wasn't!
- the older woman I went down on, only to discover she smelt like ass, because her butt was full of toilet tissue because she didn't know how to wipe properly.
4. Have you been hurt during a sexual activity? What was the activity? How were you hurt or injured?
6. Bad sex – is there really such a thing?
- I'm really tired and it's so damn late
- I masturbated earlier because I didn't think I was going to get any
- She doesn't seem to be into it (despite saying yes) and I feel like I'm getting a pity fuck (or worse, rapey)
- She is into it (and getting off) but is being completely selfish and I don't feel my presence is actually required.
Bonus: Biting during sex – do you like it? Do you do it?