Wednesday, June 8, 2016

The Mysterious Case of the Brazilian Pussy

Such is my fondness for smooth bare pussy I initially had no idea this
woman also had pierced nipples! But then my nipple fetish kicked in...!
Today's post should not be confused with a previous one called 'The Mysteriously Trimmed Pussy' from last November. I discovered that one when I looked up all my posts tagged 'pussy' for today's one. I had wanted to link to the time my wife went on a long tirade against 'brazilians' but I couldn't find it. I hint at it in this post, but the full story was never told. It happened last August:

We were vacationing with some other couples and while on a road trip we stopped for gas. I got out to pay for the gas and when I got back to the car my wife was riled up about bald pussies. I don't know what started the conversation but there she was, in the back seat between two other wives going off about how...

  • it's unnatural, the body has pubic hair for a reason
  • it's not that hygienic, because you can cut yourself shaving or get an infection when they rip your pubes out with the hot wax
  • it's really uncomfortable after a few days, which is when the regrowth kicks in, meaning if you don't keep doing it you risk ingrown hairs - which is also bad
  • why should men want women to look pre-pubescent anyway, it's creepy and encourages pedophilia 
  • it's another example of how the patriarchy suppresses women, by controlling their body image [WTF? my wife is not that sort of feminist - where did these words come from?]
  • yadda yadda yadda

Honestly she went on and on about it, claiming she'd just been reading all about how bad it was, and the whole time I'm thinking "you are so hyped up about this subject you're making it really obvious you had one once and didn't like it".  Who knows, maybe I missed the beginning of the conversation where she did say exactly that - but all I observed was that none of the other women were joining in. Their lips were sealed, it was not a conversation they wanted in on.

If any of those wives were 'bare' themselves there was no way they were gonna speak up in defence of 'brazilians' now, were they? Not when my wife had just said men who like them were effectively pedophiles.  Which is what stung me the most - my wife knew I really enjoyed it that time she got a brazilian as my birthday present, but now she was ruining the whole experience. Now it was a bad memory, not a good one.

Anyway, that happened last year - let's get to what happened last weekend:

My wife went on a 'retreat' at a resort with 7 men [link] in her 'Business Networking Group' (BNG) last week. She had 4 days with them before I joined her last Friday night, and I stayed for the rest of the weekend. When I arrived I discovered my wife had got a 'brazilian'.

What.the.fuck?

continued in Part 2 tomorrow


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This post has also been submitted to 'Kink Of The Week' since this week's subject is Pubic Hair.


7 comments:

  1. You should not let her change your happy memories of that birthday present. The only people I have ever heard mention pedofelia and bald pussies together are those who are against it. And it seems that they always have a bad wax experience. Besides if that is true, everyone who doesnt actively search for a hairy pussy and watches porn has likely enjoyed the bald look at some point in the last 10 years.

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    1. thanks for this Lily, I appreciate the support!
      (see below)

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  2. [Spoiler for a forthcoming post]
    It seems my wife may be a convert now. She came home from a function last night (very late, tipsy) and I threw her on the bed and gave her clit a good tongue-lashing. Then I jizzed over her tits - at her request, because she was having her period. Afterwards, when I explained I just had to have another round with that hairless pussy before the regrowth started, she said I might be lucky because she was thinking of making it permanent!
    As I've posted, it's a total reversal of her previous position on 'brazilians' so who knows - she may reverse herself again - but for now my fingers are crossed!! :)

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  3. I wonder what prompted the rant in the car, but it seems like whatever it was has been completely forgotten. I think people should have their hair in whatever they like but I do agree with you about going down on a woman who is shaved, there is something very hot about it

    Mollyxxx

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  4. I guess our views can change over time but we should be able to style ourselves anyway we wish to.

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    1. I totally agree. I don't believe I've ever tried to sway my wife on this matter, and I'm still a bit (happily) surprised at her new direction

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