Okay, I didn't actually have sex Alia Shawkat. But how awesome would that have been? I'm not the 'un-named older celebrity actor' she is referring to in this story; but even if I was I would totally be pacing the room too, worried about whether I could do this or not. Because Alia Shawkat is totally
I have no idea who she is talking about, but the internet has decided it's Sean Penn.