Thursday, August 11, 2016

How Not to Take a Craigslist Rejection

This is not one of my old posts, but one by Pervertically Virtuous
In the process of recovering my own old posts via email I discovered some of hers. Like me, her old accounts have been terminated, and she seems to have disappeared from the internet. This is a damn shame since I consider her one of the best sex bloggers I've ever had the chance to read and follow. I'm reposting her old posts as a historical archive, and if she ever returns to blogging I'm happy to hand them back to her.
To be clear: the copyright on this work is hers, and remains with her - I didn't write it and I make no claim to it. 

(FYI: some links in this post are dead)

Pervertically Virtuous posted: " My recent Craigslist quest for a big black cock failed miserably. I already wrote about that in My Craigslist BBC fiasco, but what I'd like to highlight here are a few responses to my polite rejection. My post clearly specified I was looking for a blac"

recovered post by Pervertically Virtuous

How Not to Take a Craigslist Rejection

by Pervertically Virtuous
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My recent Craigslist quest for a big black cock failed miserably. I already wrote about that in My Craigslist BBC fiasco, but what I'd like to highlight here are a few responses to my polite rejection.
My post clearly specified I was looking for a black man. I always expect to get a bunch of responses from non-black men as well, and that's totally fine. If they send a nice, respectful, non-one-liner email with hot pictures of themselves, I might actually consider them, especially if my original plan doesn't work out. But I expect them to be aware that they will not be my first choice, simply due to the color of their skin.
So, as I usually do, I thanked a few of the most promising white applicants, and I politely told them that I'm specifically looking for black guys right now, but that I might email them in the future when I was craving "white chocolate". Which I might actually do.
Most of the white guys were totally OK with that, understanding, and respectful. But there was a few who were adamantly not OK. Here are the three worst offenders.
Are you fucking kidding me?! response #1
Your loss...I have more then any black person has to offer...I have multiple orgasms . I can get off over and over and still stay hard. My cock blows up to any size of woman and increasongly grows bigger by my arousel. I am a stallion.  You loose out. I am a porn star. My friends can guarantee you that any black man is puny compared to Italian.  He is nine inches long and thicker then a pop can... I am right behind him. I get off 30 or more times a day. its cool dude. Have a nice day.
Wow, kid, you just made absolutely sure I never contact you again.
Seriously, I wasn't sure whether to laugh, cry, or cry in horror while reading this. It's hysterical and depressing and disgusting all at the same time. The immaturity, racism, narcissism, ego, presumptuousness, etc. etc. Ugh. Awful.
Are you fucking kidding me?! response #2
Keep the Black shit in the ghetto where it belongs! Sounds like you couldn't handle a hot hard body Hung WHITE guy like me anyway...
Reading this made me sick to my stomach, literally. I even had a hard time just re-typing his words here (the copy-paste was screwing up the formatting). I felt like throwing up just doing that.
Clearly I'm appalled. But even more so, I am absolutely amazed that people today feel, and then actually express to other people (even if anonymously), such blatantly racist and hateful sentiments. Living in New York in this day and age, it is easy to forget how racist a lot of this country still is. (Maybe I should never leave our little wonderful bubble that is New York?)
Are you fucking kidding me?! response #3
I'm sorry, but I have a lot to offer, in both body, and intellect, and I'm definitely not the kind of guy who likes to be a 2nd or 3rd tier applicant. I think that it is desperation for a man to be placated by being told that he will be remembered at some point later. I'm not that type of a guy, it's totally okay that I'm not what you are looking for, I certainly hope you enjoy. I just know that I'm worth it, and I won't be the type to wait in line is all.
Really? You apply for a position for which you are automatically disqualified by not fitting its most critical requirement (black skin), and when I offer to contact you in the future when I have a position open for which you are qualified, you get all hurt? Do you think you're the only person I'm fucking? You think you are the best and only option I got? Poor thing.
Related posts:
Flagged and Removed: Your Post is Fake
Ask PV: Threesomes Versus Airports
Lazy Day of Porn and Nothing But Porn
Check out this post by Off Go the Panties for more Craigslist Do's and Don'ts.
Looking to find some hot men or women? There's more than Craigslist - try Adult FriendFinder.
Need some new sex toys? Visit Eden Fantasys or Extreme Restraints. 
Pervertically Virtuous | August 10, 2013 at 11:47 am | Tags: BBC, craigslist, racism, respect | Categories: Guides, Life According to PV | 

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