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How to Get a Bisexual MMF Threesome on Craigslist?

This is not one of my old posts, but one by Pervertically Virtuous
In the process of recovering my own old posts via email I discovered some of hers. Like me, her old accounts have been terminated, and she seems to have disappeared from the internet. This is a damn shame since I consider her one of the best sex bloggers I've ever had the chance to read and follow. I'm reposting her old posts as a historical archive, and if she ever returns to blogging I'm happy to hand them back to her.
To be clear: the copyright on this work is hers, and remains with her - I didn't write it and I make no claim to it. 

(FYI: some links in this post are dead)

Pervertically Virtuous posted: "After reading about my Craigslist-enabled bisexual MMF threesome experience, a reader sent me the following email. I can't believe that CL actually worked for those lucky guys. I've been under the impression that there aren't any real women on there. Any"

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How to Get a Bisexual MMF Threesome on Craigslist?

by Pervertically Virtuous

After reading about my Craigslist-enabled bisexual MMF threesome experience, a reader sent me the following email:
"I can't believe that CL actually worked for those lucky guys. I've been under the impression that there aren't any real women on there. Any tips for an attractive adventurous bi guy like myself to get my foot in the door, so to speak?"
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A s a woman who responds to Craigslist ads posted by bisexual guys, and a couple of times successfully so, here is some advice.
1. Advertise as two bisexual men for a threesome with a woman (in mm4w).
Having a buddy will give you much better chances of a woman responding than if you advertise as a single guy trying to find both a guy and a girl. That makes it easier for the girl - removes one extra step in the process. It also shows higher level of seriousness about the matter on your part, and perhaps prior experience.
Alternatively, you can advertise as a single guy for a couple with a bisexual man (in m4mw). That might be an easier way to find a woman, as a coupled woman might feel more comfortable - and more motivated - going into this with her partner, rather than alone.
2. Regularly check CL for posts by women (w4mm) or couples (mw4m) looking for bi men.
They are not as common as men looking for [insert any combination of m, w, and t], but they are there. Don't dismiss them as fake. Respond to them.
3. Be willing to share pictures. Nice pictures.
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I knew I wanted to fuck him the minute I saw this
Pics are critical. Doesn't have to show your face necessarily, although that really helps. If discretion is not paramount, it's always good to send a face photo or at least a partial face photo. But always include a photo of the rest of your body in your own CL post or in your first response to someone else's post. If you have a really nice torso, send a naked pic from the waste up. That provides a lot of information: how fit you are, the size of your frame, hairiness, skin color, etc. I have decided I wanted to fuck someone based solely on their gorgeous torso many a time.
If you don't have something to brag about, include a clothed photo. Wearing nice clothes. And no photos of you standing next to your car or yacht.
Do NOT send just cock shots. Some women don't want to see those at all, while other women do (I'm one of them), but I have yet to meet a woman who decided she wanted to fuck a guy based solely on a cock shot. Send a cock shot only when/if specifically asked to.
If you're advertising as two guys, include pictures of BOTH of you! Otherwise you may be wasting each other's time. Recently I saw a post by two bi guys seeking a woman that only included a picture of one of them (no face, in underwear). He was pretty attractive and I would've totally fucked them. I emailed them and went through two days of emails before I finally got a decent full body and face photo of the 2nd guy. He was not attractive, and I called it off. It was a waste of everyone's time.
4. Craft a nice post/response email.
Not too long, not too short. Briefly describe what kind of action and type of person you're looking for, and what you (and your buddy) look like. Five sentences maximum. Don't get too detailed, that comes later.
Please use correct spelling and grammar. Some women don't care about that, but many do (particularly the more educated ones). By crafting a proper post, you can get both types. Maximize your chances. It doesn't take much more time to put in just a bit more effort.
5. Have a hosting option.
If you can't host at your place or your friend's place, be ready to get a hotel room. Make it as easy as possible on the woman.
6. Understand the vulnerable position the woman is placing herself in.
Especially if you're looking for a single woman to meet up with you and your buddy. Think about it: She, a female, is going to meet two complete strangers, male, and have sex with them. That's a lot of risk to take. Much more risk than it is to you.
So try to be understanding and accommodating. Try to provide all the reassurance she might need: Face pics, voice verification, meeting in public first... Make it as easy on her as possible.
7. Don't be super picky.
You probably aren't a model and most of the women on CL aren't either. I mean, 70% of U.S. adults are overweight or obese, there is no reason why CL would be an exception. Every now and then you get lucky enough to meet someone really hot, but often you'll have to satisfy for less.
8. Be prepared for a lot of fakes and flakes.
It's Craigslist, many people are not who they say they are, and many people are not people you'd want to be associating with, sexually or otherwise. There are men posing as women, bots posing as people, ugly people posing as hot people; there are crazy, disrespectful, racist, sexist, homophobic, desperate, weird people; there are people who think they want something until it's time to go through with it. Just accept that as part of the CL game and don't take anything personally.
9. But give people the benefit of the doubt until they prove to be fakes.
Don't doubt every single woman who posts an ad or responds to yours just because there are many fakes. Some of the women are real and it's really annoying for the real women to have their veracity questioned in every single email by every single guy.
10. Be a cool person, open minded, and respectful offline and online.
Even when the other people turn out to be fake, crazy, disrespectful, and flake out on you.
Of course, none of this guarantees you success, but it will increase your chances of finding what you are looking for. Depending on the city where you live, the time of the year/month/week, and just pure luck, you may score the first time you post, you may have to post many times before you get lucky. Patience is a virtue. As is keeping your expectations low.
Good luck, and I'd love to hear your stories, successful or not.
Pervertically Virtuous | August 22, 2013 at 10:29 am | 

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