I decided to live dangerously and take the offer: "Sure, if it's free I'll give it a try"
So the weekend before we left for London I told my wife I'd been given a 'sample pack' of Viagra by my doctor, which immediately had her asking: "What's wrong with you?" Nothing, I assured her. "Then why would you need Viagra?" she said, continuing her interrogation. So I told her how gay men were taking it because it made their dicks rock hard, and they stayed hard for hours, and it was all meant to be quite good as a sex enhancer and since the Doc was offering free candy I thought I'd take some.
Satisfied that it was no longer about her not being woman enough to arouse me, and was instead about her getting some rock hard cock, her demeanor changed immediately. Suddenly she was very interested and now it was I who was wondering WTF? Honestly, it was clear that the idea of getting to ride some big fat stiff never-softening dick held great appeal to her - to the point I was wondering if I wasn't enough for her now?! I'd noticed no change in my erections but now I was questioning myself. Was I not fucking her forcefully enough? Was she wanting something bigger? Had she had something better recently to compare my 50 y.o. dick with?
It all got really weird, really fast. I suddenly knew how Varsity guys feel when the cougars turn up at a bar.
I needn't have worried because by the time we had gone to bed my wife had switched into 'just wait until we get to London, we can have lot's of sex then" mode. My wife is a big believer in 'vacation sex' but to be honest in recent years that has really tailed off, possibly because we nearly always take our daughter with us. As it transpired we only had sex twice in the two weeks we were in London. Once was just a quickie (I didn't post about it) but the second time Anal - Did I finally get it right? ~ Part Two was fantastic.
Which brings us all the way around and back to Friday night, two days ago...
"What do you mean 'if it works'?" I replied.
"Well," she continued "what I was thinking was that you could take one of those blue pills you mentioned, and we could really make a night of it tomorrow... You know, let's see if it gives you a big hard cock and makes the sex better..."
Wow, it had been over a month since I'd mentioned the 'free samples' but clearly she'd filed it away in her brain. There was something about the way she said 'let's see if it gives you a big hard cock and makes the sex better' that had me worried. So she did think the sex could be better? - and she had thought about wanting to try a bigger cock? But whilst my brain was going into a tailspin and my self esteem went into a nose dive... my cock had no such issues. It remained rock hard and pressed against her thigh.
"What's that?" she asked. I said nothing. She reached over and grabbed my dick, holding it and feeling it's length.
"Hmmmm, that feels like quite a good erection" she mused to herself. It was a definite hmmmm, not a mmmmm. Again, my brain screamed WTF?! as I wondered where this sudden fascination with cock size came from. Sure, I suppose she may have thought about it before but she sure as hell had never articulated it before. Not out loud, to me. My cock however gave no fucks. It hadn't had sex for over 3 weeks and now it was twitching and raring to go. Literally twitching.
"Hmmmmm" said my wife, as she started slowly pumping my throbbing dick.... There was a moment of silence, but then came the magic words: "Mmmmmmm..."