Tuesday, November 22, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 22, 2016 ~ Sexy Is As Sexy Does

Internet capabilities have taken sex as a social tool to a whole new level.

1. How often do you sext?
~ Never. I've tried in the past but my wife doesn't like to. But she has the Snapchat app on her phone, which I don't understand - she's never Snapchatted me. I thought that was the ideal app for sexting since it auto deletes your rude texts and images?

2. How many dick pics have you sent in the last 3 months? 6 months? Year?
~ Probably one. In my life. No one has ever asked for one. The woman online I was mutually flirting with said "Oh, that escalated quickly" when I sent it. I had to apologize, as I'd misread her request. She was good about it.

3. Do you prefer to send pics of your boobs or your vajayjay (a.k.a. pussy, in case you didn’t know)?
~ I will take what I can get ladies! Email away!! (Thanksgiving is almost here - give me something to be thankful for)

4. Do you prefer to receive pics of boobs or a woman’s genitals?
~ I will take what I can get ladies! Email away!! (Xmas is almost here - give to the less fortunate ie me!)

5. Dick pics, do you really think they are sexy?
~ Whilst I can appreciate a good looking dick when I see one, having seen so many ugly ones while watching porn they don't do anything for me and I can imagine women don't really want to see them, so I don't send them.

6. Do you send unsolicited pics of your genitals?
~ No. And if I did send one that had been solicited I'd have to be very certain the recipient was female. Lonely gay men on Snapchat must be having a field day with their fake female profiles. "You look hot big boy, why don't you show me if you're circumsized or uncircumsized?"

7. Are you more impressed and willing to get to know, meet-up with, date, or have sex with someone who presents a “good dick pic” or “nice tits” pic?
~ Probably, it's biology isn't it? I did an experiment a few years back with my Facebook profile pic. Women were definitely more responsive to the 'good looking' images than the 'real' ones.

Bonus: Just how sexy are you?
~ I used to be very sexy. I posted some old photos to my other Facebook profile recently (the one my wife is not on) (that's a long story, have I told you about it? it's not what you think!) and the reaction was quite... erm... flattering. Honestly, I've never had so many favorable comments from women about me on FB in yearsBecause I used to be a sexy attractive man. Now I am middle aged and overweight.

Double Bonus: Here's what we got up to on the weekend: Failure To Fly

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