The last time I had sex was Tuesday, January 3rd and Wednesday, January 4th [see links]. My wife leaves tomorrow morning for 8 days on 'business'. Does that mean I might get some tonight to tide me over or will I be left 'to my own devices'? I guess we'll all know by tomorrow morning...Well, today I can report... nothing happened.
Which is what I expected, but since I'm trying to be more positive in 2017 I didn't want to mention it. My wife wants me to be more positive this year and kindly sent me this private message via Facebook on January 10: "Maybe something we can work on?" together with a link to this video (you can read a text version here).
My first thought was "WTF???!!" of course but my second thought was "that's rubbish, the kid fell because the tree branch snapped, not because the other kid's father was thinking positively. But that just reconfirms my wife's belief that I always think the worst. A side effect of having met some very sketchy people and seeing some sketchy things in my lifetime I guess, but I am trying to be more focussed on the good things in life.
What was the awful thing I had said, you're probably wondering?
Anyway, I will try to be more positive this year, which is why I'm going to ignore all that Kindle Porn my wife bought (and read) at the very same time we had sex two days in a row (which is unusual). I'm sure the two are unrelated and it was me my wife was fucking, not some imaginary lover from one of her dirty books...!