Sunday, February 26, 2017

Some vacation reading...

As you will know from yesterday's post: by the time you read this my wife and I will be in Mexico, for a BNG conference later in the week. You'll also know from yesterday's post that we finally had sex after a two week hiatus at 5am on Friday morning. What I left out of that post was that I was climbing the walls (prior to the sex) because my wife was about to have her period. It happens all the time, it must be the hormones/pheromones - it just makes me super horny.

I mentioned to my wife in the morning that I could sense her was period was due and I always get horny then. She laughed. When she came home at lunchtime she told me I was right, and that her period had arrived. She told me I was better at knowing her cycle than she was, since she had no clue.

Anyway long story short, I'm not the only one who gets super horny when she's having her period - my wife does too. That's when she goes on her Kindleporn binges. She spends hours/days on her iPad reading dirty stories. When those aren't enough she goes to Literotica and consumes dozens of those stories too.

So I guess I shouldn't have been surprised to see these purchases in her browser history at 6pm on Friday night. I guess she'll be doing a lot of reading while we are at the conference (together with a few vacation days before and after). Just look at her choices:

Full Package ~ Lauren Blakely
Blakely's other titles include 'Well Hung', 'Mr O', and 'Big Rock' (geddit?) and I'm fairly sure my wife has at least one of these titles. The blurb for Big Full Package reads: 
I've been told I have quite a gift. Hey, I don't just mean in my pants. I've got a big brain too, and a huge heart of gold. And I like to use all my gifts to the fullest, the package included. Life is smooth sailing.... I have to shack up with my buddy's smoking hot and incredibly amazing little sister, a man's got to do what a man's got to do. I can resist Josie. I'm disciplined, I'm focused, and I keep my hands to myself, even in the mere five-hundred square feet we share. Until the one night she insists on sliding under the covers with me. It'll help her sleep after what happened that day, she says. Spoiler--neither one of us sleeps.

Her Touch ~ Alexa Riley
Riley's other titles include 'Paying Daddy's Debt' and I know my wife has that one, since I read it. I thought it was kinda lame (and OMG the ending was so rushed and super lame) but clearly it did something for my wife since she's bought this title. The blurb for Her Touch fails to mention the daughter is 16 but online reviewers do and I know my wife likes that sort of stuff:

Eli Strong got out of the military and all he wanted to do was get better. He never expected that the officer he was living with would have a daughter who tested his honor. She’s forbidden fruit, and he’s trying to not to taste… But desire can only be denied for so long. Circumstances keep pulling them back together, and something truly unforeseen happens. Overnight, Eli becomes a guardian and Maggie his ward. Will Eli keep his hands off Maggie? Will Maggie like it if he doesn’t? Will the two of them break the law because it feels so good? Only one way to find out!

Taking TurnsJ.A. Huss
I'm not sure how my wife found this one since I can't recognise any related titles, but the subject matter seems to be right up her alley. The blurb isn't very clear but once again the online reviewers let you know what the book is really about. Basically a woman is locked in a closet and kept there, to be used by three men who come and go and use her as they please. All sorts of hot kinky sex ensues, according to those that have read it. The official blurb is:

I should’ve thought it over before I accepted the key and unlocked the door to their forbidden world. Number One is mostly silent. He watches me with them very carefully. His gaze never wanders. His interest never wanes. Number Two is mostly gentle. But it’s the other side of him I like best. The wild side. Number Three is mostly reserved. He refuses to cross the line. Even when I beg. It was carnal, it was sensual, and it was erotic. That’s it. That’s all it was supposed to be. A trip into the dark. A peek into the forbidden. I just didn’t expect to like them.

It remains to be seen how much sex ensues IRL as my wife churns her way through these titles. Hopefully Dirty Stories = Dirty Sex, but it doesn't always work out that way.

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