I mentioned to my wife in the morning that I could sense her was period was due and I always get horny then. She laughed. When she came home at lunchtime she told me I was right, and that her period had arrived. She told me I was better at knowing her cycle than she was, since she had no clue.
Anyway long story short, I'm not the only one who gets super horny when she's having her period - my wife does too. That's when she goes on her Kindleporn binges. She spends hours/days on her iPad reading dirty stories. When those aren't enough she goes to Literotica and consumes dozens of those stories too.
So I guess I shouldn't have been surprised to see these purchases in her browser history at 6pm on Friday night. I guess she'll be doing a lot of reading while we are at the conference (together with a few vacation days before and after). Just look at her choices:
Full Package ~ Lauren Blakely
Blakely's other titles include 'Well Hung', 'Mr O', and 'Big Rock' (geddit?) and I'm fairly sure my wife has at least one of these titles. The blurb for
I've been told I have quite a gift. Hey, I don't just mean in my pants. I've got a big brain too, and a huge heart of gold. And I like to use all my gifts to the fullest, the package included. Life is smooth sailing.... I have to shack up with my buddy's smoking hot and incredibly amazing little sister, a man's got to do what a man's got to do. I can resist Josie. I'm disciplined, I'm focused, and I keep my hands to myself, even in the mere five-hundred square feet we share. Until the one night she insists on sliding under the covers with me. It'll help her sleep after what happened that day, she says. Spoiler--neither one of us sleeps.
Riley's other titles include 'Paying Daddy's Debt' and I know my wife has that one, since I read it. I thought it was kinda lame (and OMG the ending was so rushed and super lame) but clearly it did something for my wife since she's bought this title. The blurb for Her Touch fails to mention the daughter is 16 but online reviewers do and I know my wife likes that sort of stuff:
Eli Strong got out of the military and all he wanted to do was get better. He never expected that the officer he was living with would have a daughter who tested his honor. She’s forbidden fruit, and he’s trying to not to taste… But desire can only be denied for so long. Circumstances keep pulling them back together, and something truly unforeseen happens. Overnight, Eli becomes a guardian and Maggie his ward. Will Eli keep his hands off Maggie? Will Maggie like it if he doesn’t? Will the two of them break the law because it feels so good? Only one way to find out!