Monday, May 8, 2017

MM: About that hand job...

May is Masturbation Month (MM), which gives me a great opportunity to recycle some of my old posts! 
Like this one, from January 18, 2016....

In my previous post I mentioned that we were supposed to go to a Swingers Club on Saturday night but we didn't - and all I got was a hand job from my wife as 'compensation'. Not the blowjob at the Swingers Club I was hoping for (read that story here) but the hand job did have an interesting side story to it:

So my wife decided she didn't want to go to the Swingers Club after all, and she didn't want to have sex with me later that night either. She said we couldn't have penetrative sex, so I said 'fine, I'll just finger you instead' but apparently that counts as penetrative sex. Hmmmm, okay.

She did say I could play with her tits while I jacked my cock though, which was her way of saying she recognised I needed some sort of release. Which was good, because hell yes, I did. So she snuggled up beside me in bed, put my arm around her, and tilted away from me so I could fondle her boobs with my left hand while I slowly jacked my cock with my right. Her ass pressed against my hip and she moaned as soon as my free hand found her tit. Her nipple was rock hard already - stiff and poking out proudly.

If you thought this post was about a hand job you'd be wrong,
it's about my wife's unexpressed cum fantasy...
I fondled her as I wanked, but it wasn't long before her free hand was snaking it's way over to my balls. She loves playing with them and so she did, while her left hand found it's way to her pussy. She was rubbing herself and rubbing my balls, and rubbing her ass against my body as my other hand continued to massage her boobs. She started squirming and writhing and then she grabbed my cock and started jacking me herself. This allowed me to have both hands on her breasts and she moaned again, enjoying the attention. As I've blogged previously she seems to be getting off on breast play.

This continued for some time - me nuzzling her neck while I fondled her magnificent boobs, and her jacking me off as she pumped her own pussy - until I found myself with a pressing need to climax. Her hand job wasn't enough - "get between my legs and blow me" I urged, and she did so immediately. She was in a very lusty mood herself and I jacked my cock as she held her boobs in both hands and pressed them against my balls. Her nipples were long and stiff as she scraped them back 'n forth, ducking her head at the same time to lick my cock and swallow the tip.

If I was better writer I could give you a better picture of what was happening, suffice to say it was a mashup of hands, tits, pointy nipples, hairy balls, and her very wet mouth. She started blowing me, determined to make me cum, and I told her how good she felt. I was serious when I said it felt like I was fucking a tight wet pussy - she was doing her best presumably to make up for not letting me fuck her tight wet pussy.

As I felt myself close to exploding in her mouth I told her to get off me so I could cum on her tits. "Yeah!" she said, jumping back onto her haunches and holding up her boobs for me to paint with my sticky jism "cum all over these dirty titties" (It was not the first time she's said this during the night, which is why I didn't simply just cum in her mouth). But that wasn't quite what I wanted. "Get on the floor" I commanded, "on your knees".

"whaaaaat?" she said, thoroughly confused.

"You heard me" I responded "get on your knees, on the floor"

She did as instructed and I sat on the edge of the bed with my feet on the floor, straddling her body. I was jacking my cock and she licked it quickly, swirling her tongue around it before swallowing the head. It wasn't necessary.

"Get back" I shouted "I'm cumming. NOW! All over your dirty titties..."

She threw her head back and sat up a little straighter, holding out her boobs. I came quickly, my spunk firing through the darkness and onto her breasts. I thrust into my own fist as I pumped out every last drop. "Was that good?" she asked softly, when I finished grunting. "Yeah, it was very good" I said, "you better be careful when you get up because I think there's a lot there"

"Uh huh" she said, as she got off her knees and stood up. I could tell from her tone that something was off. Had I once again failed to give her the pornstar experience I suspected she craved ie spraying her breasts with a huge dump of cum? It felt like a lot to me so I wondered what more I could do. Then I heard a proud cry from the bathroom:

"Oooh, yes!! That is pretty impressive!" she said excitedly, to herself.

I got up and went to the ensuite to see what was happening. She had switched on the light and was admiring herself in the mirror - and she hadn't wiped it off yet. She just stood there beaming, looking at the large wads of thick gooey cum at the top of her neck, that were now dribbling down onto her breasts. I had to admit it was kinda impressive and would have made a great Tumblr photo - 10,000 'likes' at least! But I didn't think to take a picture and I doubt she would have let me anyway.

Or maybe she would have, since she stood there looking at it for a while - turning her head to see it from different angles. She was smiling as she grabbed a wad of tissues and started wiping herself clean.

And that, dear reader, is what made a simple handjob so interesting (to me). It confirmed (to me) that my wife was wanting that pornstar moment, and I'd finally sprayed enough cum on her to satisfy that fantasy. The fantasy being that she was so hot men couldn't help but cum bucketloads when in her presence. In my mind we've a ticked a box on some fantasy she's never expressly shared with me (yes, I know: aside from all that dirty talk about me cumming on her tits - but that could have just been stuff said in the throes of passion) and now she has something to squirrel away in her own little spank bank. It's now a personal mental image she can draw upon when she's reading all those dirty stories she loves - in which the men fire long thick ropes of cum all over their wanton slut women.

The problem of course is that while fantasy lovers can cum by the bucket load, mere men cannot - especially after they hit fifty. Cue reader response insisting otherwise. Okay, maybe it's just me then.

The timing was good on Saturday night but I doubt I could do this every time. Maybe if she ever said to me "I really enjoyed that, I'd love you spray a big load all over my tits/ass/face/whatever" I'd make a point of refraining from masturbating so I could. But with our sexlife so sporadic (I can go weeks without any sexual activity with my wife) for my own sanity I need to 'help myself' occasionally - which is usually the day before my wife decides we should have sexy time.

Meaning I can only dump a pint of cum on her, not a gallon.

(originally posted January 18, 2016)


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6 comments:

  1. Yeah, there's something complex going on there but at least you got something out of it for yourself, too. I'd say a pint is plenty.

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    1. Heh heh - if I could manage a pint I'd probably be doing porn!
      (I may have used a little literary license with those measures!!)

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  2. Well, at least her pornstar experience was satisfied. I've always preferred it in my mouth, ass, or cunt. Not so much on my skin

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    1. Judging by today's porn I guess I would have to give her 'a facial' for the true pornstar experience these days. But I'm pretty sure she has no desire for that - and neither do I (although I'd probably oblige if she specifically asked for it).

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  3. I have a huge kink for him cuming on my tits. It is one of my favourite places for him to decorate my skim

    Mollyx

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