Monday, May 15, 2017

MM: This porno got me off (TPGMO) ~ #02

May is Masturbation Month (MM), which gives me a great opportunity to recycle some of my old posts! 
Like this one, from July 24, 2016

Two lesbian babes - one strap-on dildo
I very rarely watch porn and when I do it's usually 'vanilla' stuff.  I usually watch solo women masturbating (fingers and/or toys) rather than people fucking. But if I'm watching people fucking I tend to watch anal because it's just nastier - meaning I get the 'hit' quicker. I also enjoy 'real people' clips (not the same as 'amateurs', which is really just newbie pornstars starting out). Another favorite of mine is 'Lesbian' ie 'two girls' since I know full well they're usually not really lesbians.

Wait!  Where's the strap-on dildo?
Another genre I go to from time to time is Anime or 3D ie digital porn. That's how I happened upon this clip, which I thought was two babes fucking. I knew that most Anime or 3D digital porn is produced by the Japanese but what I'd forgotten was that they are into some real freaky shit. This clip involves women with very large breasts, but one of them not only has big tits and a wet pussy but... a big fucking dick to go with it!!

Nope! That is NOT a strap-on dildo!!
Yeah, that's right. Just as you're getting into it one of the women gets an erection and starts fucking the other! Like I said, freaky. Being an evolved male (and since the women were so obviously women) (albeit one of them had a COCK!) I went with it and kept watching. My brain managed to compartmentalise the cock ("no Nero, this is not gay, this is cultural - you are watching Japanese porn") and it was just like two women with a big dildo. Yeaahhh... that's.what.it.was.just.a.big.dildo. Riiiight.

If the blond doesn't care, why should I?
Anyway, it was some crazy ass shit and something I'd never seen before so I just went with it and I got off. Not sure if I'd watch it again but since it worked once I'll probably give it another look at another time. Maybe the next time the novelty will have worn off, but it's some pretty freaky porn and 30million Japanese men can't be wrong, amiright?

Okay, now I care - that is waaay bigger than me! :(
UPDATE: I can't leave you without one more screen shot. While I have no idea what's really going on, I suspect there is an element of pandering to the 'closeted gay male' since in Japanese culture the homosexual community is (per capita) smaller than most Western nations. That would indicate a lot of gay men are suppressing their natural desires, so I'd speculate this is a safe way to for them to watch gay porn without 'technically' watching gay porn.

Attention closeted gay men: look at that asshole and those balls!
UPDATE #2: I forget to copy the link to the actual video and since it's been sitting in my 'drafts' folder for a month I now can't find the original clip on PornHub. I have however found another clip from the same film (albeit uploaded by someone else, hence no link to the one I originally watched). This clip is so so gay (unmistakably!) and I gather the genre is called 'Futanari' ie chicks with dicks, so gay men will presumably not be interested in it??? The original clip I watched was more gender fluid than the one I'm linking to ie it almost passed for one woman fucking another with a strap on. This linked clip is unmistakably one chick with a massive cock - if you want to watch it you can find it here.

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1 comment:

  1. Yeah, definitely not my thing, but I love how you compartmentalized your thinking like that. Turned on but still quite logical. :)

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