Thursday, August 31, 2017

Replay: My wife is a drunken slut!


Today's post is an excerpt from one originally posted on July 10, 2013. You can read the full story here.
There's a story I haven't told about something that happened on a business retreat I attended (as her partner). Cocktails were served before dinner and the guys all laid into them with a gusto. My wife did her best to keep up, because that's how she rolls (a woman in business is always trying to prove herself in The Boys Club) despite her petite frame. 
Before dinner was even served everyone was in 'high spirits' and I saw some old letch with his arm around my wife, and her hand on his shoulder. They were clearly using eachother for support and I realised it was time to intervene. I had no fears that she could be interested in him sexually (and neither would you, if you saw him) but I felt it was inappropriate for him to be doing that in my presence. 
So I very gently led my wife away from his clutches and suggested (politely!) that I didn't like her letting other men put their arms around her. She told me I was being silly, and later that weekend I explained myself fully (the broom closet reference, above) but she still insisted he was harmless. 
So I was eventually introduced to one young man as her 'induction mentor'. He was younger than us, and his role was to assist her with her integration into this new organisation/network [BNG]. I gave him the quick once over and understood exactly what kind of integration he wanted to facilitate with my wife. And to prove it he leaned in as if to say something, put his arm around her, and kissed my wife on the side of her head! I immediately moved stage left, looked behind my wife... and observed him patting her butt! 
Okay, now I get it! 
It all happened very quickly (that's what guys do: they make a stealth attack to show interest, then back off and see where it goes) and my wife made no reaction. The event wrapped shortly thereafter and we were all invited to an after party at a local club, but I said "No thanks, I'd rather go home and bang my hot wife". 
When we got home I...

[continued]

2017 UPDATE: the heading was intended as click bait, but it reads as a bit misogynist doesn't it? 

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

A Matter of Consent

I've always taken a dim view to 'revenge porn' (posting your partner's nude pics without permission) but last weekend's Sinful Sunday: Yoga, Pilates, or Bondage? has raised a few questions about some of the pics I've recently published:

Hi Nero

Lovely to see you joining in with Sinful Sunday but I am a little concerned that you are posting images of your wife without her consent and/or knowledge. Whilst I think it is OK to write a secret blog and not tell your partner about it, I think posting their image as part of it without their consent is not cool.  
Sadly if that is the case then I am going to remove your link from the meme. Sinful Sunday is about being a welcoming, body positive community of people open to anyone regardless of who they are or their photography skills but owning the image and/or having permission to publish it is a vital part of the meme and is covered in the rules, although I am going to amend them to make it clear that posting an image of someone without their consent is not cool. 
If I am wrong about this and in fact your wife is fully aware of what you are doing then please do let me know but having read back through your blog that does not appear to be the case. 
~ Mollyx
Molly Moore - Author, Blogger, Photographer, Speaker 
Find me in my corner of the internet at Molly's Daily Kiss
and on Twitter @mollysdailykiss

To which I replied:

Hi Molly, 
I can confirm that although she was aware I was taking them, and that I said I might post them online (as part of role play) my wife does not have direct knowledge that I am publishing these images to my secret blog. My wife does know I have previously published similar nude images online (NewbieNudes) and enjoyed the reactions/responses she got to them. She told me at the time to publish more, even though at the time we hadn’t taken any more. Her only concern then (and as I’ve done with these images) is to ensure her face is obscured.  
I mention this only as explanation, and I have no problem with you removing the link from your blog if you feel it contravenes your rules on informed consent/permission. I appreciate you taking the time to communicate directly before removing the link, and I apologize for any distress this has caused you. It is your meme and you should be free to run it the way you want to. 
~ Nero   

So that's the rub of it. I can't get consent from my wife because this is a secret blog (although there are days when I become paranoid she is somehow reading it, since she seems to refer to things in it - or respond to questions/situations raised in it) and yet in the past she has been fine with me posting nude photos - albeit with her face obscured. She actually got quite titillated/excited/flattered/aroused* by the comments on NewbieNudes and for a moment I thought we'd take more photos to upload.

But that didn't happen, and that was then - so what about now? I'm assuming it's okay and that she won't have a problem with it (as long as she can't be recognized) but as the 'Tea Consent' video below shows (at the 2'09 mark) just because someone said Yes to tea last week doesn't meant they want to drink tea today. And the same goes for photos taken of them drinking tea.



*She also got quite titillated/excited/flattered/aroused when I told her (link) I'd jerked off to the photos I'd taken during that 'Dirty Blonde' role play session. But again it did not lead her to offer to take any more so what conclusions should I draw from that, if any?

Mind you, if you've read my blog you'll know my wife is never very proactive about anything sexually adventurous. She always expects me to initiate things. She enjoys it (very much) when it happens, but never asks for it. It is always up to me to say 'shall we try this' or 'do that'. But just because she usually gives passive assent (which is not the same as proactive consent) does that give me the right to publish her pictures here on this blog simply because I think "she won't mind, she'll probably love it"?

I guess we'll find out on Sunday since I'd already created (and scheduled) a great one for the Sinful Sunday September prompt. Not that I can post it there now, since I don't meet their criteria. And whether I post it here on my own blog either remains to be seen - I welcome your input/views on the subject.

-~o0o~-

This post has also been submitted to Wicked Wednesday even though it does not meet this week's prompt.


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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

TMI Tuesday – August 29, 2017 ~ Sexy Time!


1. Have you ever had sex in the changing room of a store?
~ No but I often have a good perve at my wife when she's in there. She always gets totally naked (well, down to her panties or thong) and is always asking me to come in and tell her if something looks good on her. Other times I just duck my head through the curtain to perve. She doesn't mind me staring because I have a good eye and will always tell her the truth whereas shop assistants will lie or flatter to get the commission.

2. Ever blindfolded your partner for sex or have you been blindfolded during sex?
~ I used one of those airline blindfolds once, with good results. Not a regular thing though. When I pulled it out she asked "what's that for?" and I told her it was because I just wanted her to lie back and relax. And so she did, plumped up on her pillows. I ate her out slowly and she came hard.

3. Who out there likes to be tied up for sex?
~ I've discussed this a few times on this blog. Check out the tags Submission, bondage, and bound at the bottom of this post. Spoiler: my wife is into it in her dirty stories but always fudges at my attempts to turn her fantasy into reality. Lately she counters with "Why can't I tie you up?" which I've said I'm willing to try but she never follows through.

Always choose your position carefully, otherwise you might slip over and hurt yourself - safety first!

4. Shower sex… yea or nay? Why?
~ It always looks hot AF in the movies and porn but the reality can be a lot more scary. It's not the safest thing to do but I guess the danger is what makes it so exciting. We've had sex in our fancy new marble double shower and it was great but we broke the door in the process (you find you need to grab hold of things when you're fucking in a shower). Call me old but I think we'll just stick to showers for foreplay rather than go the whole nine yards. 
Because I do love me some slippery soapy boobies and hard shower nipples to fondle...

5. Ever done a striptease for a lover?
~ Sadly I no longer have the body for it and given my wife's fat issues I think it would only destroy what's left of her libido. My wife use to do a striptease for me on Valentine's Day, for which she would buy special lingerie for. That was always hot AF and I loved it but... it too fell by the wayside.

Bonus: What are you thinking?
~ This week's questions have reminded me of a lot of things we used to do when we were younger. Which we don't do any more. Which is a damn shame. How did we get to this point?

Double Bonus: ~ We haven't had sex for ages so you'll have to make do with these posts:
Masturbation Monday: Nude pics of my wife?
Sinful Sunday: Yoga, Pilates, or Bondage?

Triple Bonus: ~ I have a post tomorrow that discusses an important question related to the 'Double Bonus' links.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Saturday, August 26, 2017

HUSBAND & WIFE Teacher Sex Crimes: James and Charli Parker

I have a prurient interest in criminal cases involving female teachers and young students. I know these are sex crimes but a double standard does exist IMO. Societally we all know it's wrong for a male teacher to have sex with a younger female student (she was groomed/coerced) but when the genders are reversed there's a part of us that thinks "did the experience really damage him?" or "did she force him to do anything he didn't want to?"

Those are not questions we'd countenance with a female victim. As a male, sure, I would have loved to have been 'seduced' by an older women when I was a horny adolescent - in theory. The reality is that it would most likely have messed with my head ultimately, and probably fucked up my future sex life.

What I found most fascinating about these cases is that very often the women are quite attractive and presumably quite capable of getting laid if they wanted sex. Underscoring that point is that often times these women are married. So it's not just sex they're after, they want power over these young boys. They want to be the one in control, 'teaching' these young teens, they want to 'deflower' them and 'be their first'. The motive is similar to most adult male predators too.


In this post... HUSBAND & WIFE James and Charli Parker
Charli and JamesParker
A former Christian school teacher in Alabama pleaded guilty to having sex with a male student — including once at a cemetery — and was sentenced to three years in prison last Monday. And in an unbelievable twist, her husband, a basketball coach at the same school, was also arrested for having sex with a former student. That female student no longer appears to attend Pickens Academy, but she was in a longterm sexual relationship with teacher Jamie Parker.

The wife, Charli Parker, 31, had sex with a male student at least 11 times between October 2014 and March 2016 at her Pickensville home, Graham Cemetery and another location in Reform. She was given a 12-year sentence but will have to serve three years following five years’ probation after pleading guilty. Parker was also ordered to follow the state’s sex offender laws and not have contact with the students. 

Her husband, James Parker, was arrested after being accused of having sex with a female student. He was the boys’ basketball coach and taught math at the academy. The school ultimately fired the couple. District Attorney Chris McCool said the charges against the husband and wife for sleeping with students are “separate and unrelated in place and manner of commission.” None of the sexual activity between the two teachers and their students occurred on school grounds, McCool confirmed.

An Alabama judge earlier declared teacher-students sex laws unconstitutional on Aug.11 and dropped charges against two other teachers accused of having sex with students. After that ruling, Charli Parker’s lawyer filed a motion to have his client’s plea agreement postponed, but was denied, so instead, Parker entered the guilty plea on Aug. 15.

Parker is scheduled to begin serving time on Sept. 11. Her husband’s trial is expected to start on Nov. 27.

Friday, August 25, 2017

It's #fetishfriday πŸ—πŸ”—πŸ”’


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[such a shame you can't frame an image properly on your phone when using Instagram, isn't it? I'll try zooming in closer next time to allow for Blogger]

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Teacher Sex: Lee Annette Williams

I have a prurient interest in criminal cases involving female teachers and young students. I know these are sex crimes but a double standard does exist IMO. Societally we all know it's wrong for a male teacher to have sex with a younger female student (she was groomed/coerced) but when the genders are reversed there's a part of us that thinks "did the experience really damage him?" or "did she force him to do anything he didn't want to?"

Those are not questions we'd countenance with a female victim. As a male, sure, I would have loved to have been 'seduced' by an older women when I was a horny adolescent - in theory. The reality is that it would most likely have messed with my head ultimately, and probably fucked up my future sex life. 

What I found most fascinating about these cases is that very often the women are quite attractive and presumably quite capable of getting laid if they wanted sex. Underscoring that point is that often times these women are married. So it's not just sex they're after, they want power over these young boys. They want to be the one in control, 'teaching' these young teens, they want to 'deflower' them and 'be their first'. The motive is similar to most adult male predators to.


In this post...


Lee Annette* Williams, 50, of Winston-Salem, North Carolina was arrested and charged with four counts of statutory sex offense and two counts of statutory rape after a 22-year-old former student reported her to the Davidson County Sheriff’s Office.

On July 19, an unidentified male told the sheriff’s office that Williams had a sexual relationship with him when he was 14 and 15 years old. Williams was the victim’s teacher at Ledford Middle School and a close family friend. Now, eight years later, he’s coming forward.

North Carolina is one of the few states that doesn’t have a statute of limitations on sexual offenses. That means a victim can still report a crime no matter how long ago it happened. “It’s actually quite common. It’s not unusual at all for it not to be reported until years later,” said. Dr. Ed Dawson, a clinical psychologist. “Some of what goes into not reporting it early on actually has to do with the embarrassment and humiliation of it, believing that no one’s going to believe them if they do tell.”

Williams is scheduled to appear in Lexington District Court on August 25, 2017

(*I will add their middle names where possible to prevent confusing them with other people with similar names)

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

TMI Tuesday: August 22, 2017 ~ The Psychology of Sex



1. For you, can sex be separated from love?

~ Quite easily. Although, when I was younger, I did tend to fall into relationships with women with whom I was just having casual sex with really. I learnt later that just because you have great sex and care about someone doesn't mean you have to be in a full time relationship with them.

2. Can sex be separated from caring?

~ I don't understand the question. In a general sense I'd have to have some sense of 'caring' for someone to have sex with them, but I imagine I could have sex with a woman I didn't like if she was hot enough. Conversely, just because you care about someone doesn't always mean you should have sex with them.

3. Men: Does sex seem to be something that you can never get enough of and are constantly seeking or thinking about?

~ Okay, this question is specifically for me isn't it? I know you've read my blog, I know you know my answer. 😜
Yes, the random nature of my wife's sexual libido has caused me great angst and has left me obsessed. She seems to like it when she does it - so why doesn't she do it more? Or maybe she doesn't really like it, she just pretends? It's a vicious downwards spiral...

4. Women: Is sex secondary to intimacy, physical closeness, and commitment?

~ Hell if I know. If I did I'd be getting more sex, right?

5. Who is more discriminating in choosing sexual partners – you or your significant other?

~ Let's just say my wife had quite the libido before I 'tamed' her. And given her beauty and charms she was able to be quite discriminating - she had the option to pick and choose. I was equally discriminating but I also saw the beauty within. I really did go for personality - not always just the traditional stereotypical norms pertaining to physical 'hotness'.

Bonus: Who is more likely to take on additional sexual partners, you or your significant other?

~ It depends on how you look at it. I'm more likely since I'm the one unhappy with the sexual frequency. But that would be 'a bit on the side', a 'secret lover' if you will, a.k.a. 'cheating' (because I doubt my wife would ever accept the idea of a surrogate). If we were ever to find ourselves in a possible 3way situation (and we did, once) it would be my wife who took on the additional partner. Either another guy (her preference) or a woman - but the woman would have to do her, not me. My wife would be jealous of the other woman so if it was a woman involved they'd have to be for my wife's pleasure, not mine. My wife is funny like that.

Double Bonus: The weekend before last I had Sex on Friday and last week Sex on Wednesday and while it all seemed to go very well there was zilch this weekend just gone. Instead she read her Kindleporn: What IS my wife looking for...? Which brings it all back to Q3 doesn't it?

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Monday, August 21, 2017

Monday Bunday with #missagavi 😜


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Saturday, August 19, 2017

What IS my wife looking for...?

NB: this post was originally scheduled for last Wednesday...

As I mentioned on Tuesday, my wife and I had sex on Friday night. I think she was bored and horny so thought 'fuck it' and ... let me fuck her. I don't think she was horny for me though - we saw the trailer to the movie The Mountain Between Us ahead of The Big Sick and my wife let slip she was hot for Idris Elba (who is in The Mountain Between Us). 

I'll tell you about the Friday night sex tomorrow here, but in the meantime here's a list of Kindleporn titles my wife searched for on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. My wife preferred to read about sex on those three days rather than have actual sex with me (I tried but she rebuffed me every time). It's best to scroll down to the bottom of the page and then work your way back up if you want to read her search history in chronological order. 

You'll see towards the end (Monday) she searched out 'African American' titles (Idris Elba is black). Where it says 'Thank You' is where she bought an e-book. See if you can guess which titles she bought (the clues are in this post's tags at the bottom) and give your answers in the comments section below.



Friday, August 18, 2017

Sex last Wednesday

I tried to update yesterday's post because not only did we have sex last Friday but we also had it last Wednesday night as well. As per usual Sex last Friday was so long I ended up splitting off the Wednesday story into its own post... a.k.a. this one:
I should have used this image for Sex last Friday - find out why at the end of this post!
Wednesday night's encounter was unexpected, because we seem to have completely given up on the ‘scheduled sex’ arrangement we made about a year ago (to ensure the spark between us did not go out, as per a therapist's recommendation). My wife seems to have added the caveat ‘if I feel like it’ to the agreement, which kinda defeats the purpose. Meaning that like 'Date Nights' it has fallen by the wayside. Meaning that we don't normally have sex every Wednesday and a Weekend night.

Anyway on Wednesday night she did feel like it, mostly due (I suspect) to her Kindleporn binge the weekend before (which kinda dragged right through until Wednesday night, albeit to a lesser degree - because she had work to do each day). It went down like this...

At about 11pm I went upstairs to take a shower, passing my wife on the way who was still at the kitchen bench reading Kindleporn on her iPad - as she had been since 7pm, after dinner. Normally she switches to Facebook but she didn't this time, presumably because she thought I was passing by - but I didn't. I stopped, bent down and kissed the back of her neck. As she shivered happily I quickly scanned the page she was reading. And pointed to the paragraph where dirty sex was happening. 

And the paragraphs that followed.

" -- fucking.my.cunt.with.his.big.black.cock..." I said, reading the words aloud. "Mmmmmm... "

I did it because like Bart Simpson my wife will deny any accusation, even when the proof is indisputable. She always maintains it's not porn, just romantic fiction with the occasional sex scene. I've worked in publishing so I know the difference between Romantic fiction and Eroitca, trust me. This was porn. Not 'Penthouse Letters' porn, but it was still porn - just to a lesser degree. You can tell which is which by the number of times the words 'cock', 'cunt', and 'fuck' are used on a page or in a chapter. Besides I've seen her search history on Amazon/Kindle so I know exactly what she's reading (and you can see it too in Saturday's post)

Anyway, I continued on up to the bedroom and when I got to the top of the stairs I had a thought. I called down to my wife and told her I was having a shower and did she want me to shave extra smooth? That was an in-joke about her complaint last Friday night (as I was eating her out) that my beard was scratchy. I have a very short beard, one step up from stubble really, and I'm quite happy to shave it smooth if it's gonna be a problem when I'm between your legs. It's not like I have one of those 'Brooklyn Lumberjack' beards!

She responded with "No, that's fine, leave it as it is" so I reiterated the point I was really trying to make: I said when I finished my shower she would need to come upstairs and 'help me with something' (another in-joke). I was expecting a reaction but I got nothing except "Okay". What? I knew she knew what I meant, so... as you can imagine it was a quick but thorough shower!

Once finished I again called down from the top of the stairs, and she again responded with "Okay!"

I lay on the bed in a t-shirt and boxers (one mustn't be too presumptuous) and checked the clock. How long she takes to come upstairs always let's me know how horny she is. It took less than a minute (thirty seconds?) and as she swept through the door she was already removing her robe! Lest there be no doubt she then went immediately to the spare cushions and placed them on the bed, into a little pile.

"I thought we'd do this..." she said, without finishing her sentence. Her intentions were clear as she lay down on the bed, her back propped up by her little stack of pillows.  He body was angled towards me, with her legs slightly spread. She lifted her camisole up a bit and immediately moved her hand to her pussy. She wasn't wearing any panties so there was no impediment - this was happening and happening very quickly! I got up and removed my boxers and lay down on the bed in front of her, my cock already hard and standing proud.

I started jacking my cock but she was well ahead of me, frigging her self with one hand as she massaged her breasts with the other. It was clear she was already revved up by the stories she'd been reading and she'd gone from 0 - 60 in as many seconds. I was genuinely amazed - it was a like a switch had gone off. She was moaning and writhing slightly and starting to flush. Her nipples were rock hard and irresistible so I swiveled around, leaned in, and started kissing and nibbling them. 

She moaned loudly - and pushed me away! Whaaat?

"Put your cock in," she said breathlessly "I want your cock inside me"

Wow, this was so fast - those really must have been some hot stories. I know she had only planned on having a mutual masturbation session, because she wanted quick relief for her burning loins - but that plan was out the window now. Because what she wanted now was a quick hard fuck instead. I climbed between her legs and she grabbed my cock, gave it three quick pumps to check it's rigidity, and then fed it into her wet pussy. 

As soon as I slid inside her she began frigging her clit hard and fast - like she only had minutes left to live and was desperate to climax before she died. Again, I was amazed at how fast all this was happening.

"Oh yeah, slide that cock in... fuck me..." she panted, as she tilted her head down to watch my dick sliding in and out of her. "Oh yeah I love watching that cock in my pussy, fuck me, mmmmmm..." she repeated as she lifted my t-shirt and stared down, like it was her own private little peep show. I continued thrusting hard, banging her for all I was worth, as she continued holding up my t-shirt with one hand and staring at my cock sliding back and forth - as she tried deperately to rub out her clit.

I stopped to take off my t-shirt so I could give her a proper pounding but my wife didn't stop. When I sat back momentarily on my heels my dick slipped out and was immediately replaced by both of her hands. She gripped her vulva like it might fall off and started clenching her legs around my hips - lifting her ass off the mattress as she writhed in pleasure. She was either climaxing or about to climax and it seemed rude to try and push my way back in so I sat up on my knees and started jacking my cock.

"Oh yeah, jerk that cock for me, I want your jizz" she grunted through gritted teeth "I want your jizz all up inside my pussy..."  The latter was said with her head tilted sideways and eyes closed so I don't think she was talking to me. Her thighs remained clamped around my waist, her ass was completely off the ground, and she was thrusting into me. Both her hands still had her vulva in a vicelike grip. If she wanted me to cum inside her she sure as hell wasn't making it easy.

I suspected she was talking to whoever was in her head, so I decided to push the envelope a little further...

"Do you want my cock in your pussy, or someone else's?" I teased, "maybe you'd like Idris Elba's cock there? Yeah, you'd love that - his big black cock sliding in and out... pounding you with his thick black cock..." This was a reference to an off hand comment my wife had made at the movies the previous Friday night when, out of nowhere she said "He's hot, really hot" (when Idris Elba popped up on the screen).

Either my wife was too far gone to register or too smart to respond, but she said nothing and just continued thrashing around - moaning and groaning. She was cumming, and so was I.

As I said the magic words "I'm gonna cum now" she released her grip on me and sunk back into the mattress. I planted my cock at her entrance and pushed forwards as she grabbed my butt and pulled me in. Her pussy was so wet and yet so tight that I came on my first inward stroke, as I slid inside. She felt me spurt and seemed to clamp round my cock even tighter with her pussy ... after a momentary pause I started pumping in and out, my seed continuing to spill out.

As I finished she finished, and her back arched up as I withdrew. She ran her hands over her body, giving her tits and pussy a final squeeze before slumping down. She was done, I was done. It had been a very quick and intensive fuck, but we were done.

-~o0o~-


Admit it! Who scrolled down to this part as soon as they read the caption for the photo at the top?
Answers in the comments section below - don't lie!

After re-reading Sex last Friday once it published online I remembered a little detail that I'd totally forgotten - one I think better explained why she was horny last Friday night. Before watching  The Big Sick we watched the trailer to The Mountain Between Us starring Idris Elba and Kate Winslet. In the trailer we see Elba and Winslet as the only two survivors of a small plane that crashed on a remote snow clad mountain top. I immediately thought of the movie 'Alive' in which a Brazilian football team also crashed on a remote snow clad mountain top in the Andes - and end up {SPOILER!} eating their dead team mates to survive!

So I leaned over to my wife and whispered in her ear "I wonder who he's going to eat first?" My wife heard me but was thinking of something else entirely: "He's hot, really hot" she replied dreamily, apropos of nothing. In her mind, I'm sure, she was picturing Idris Elba eating out Kate Winslet - and in her mind, I'm equally sure, she was picturing herself in Kate Winslet's place! And I'm pretty sure her inner monologue at the time was "I'd do him."

We are going to be in Amsterdam in October. I think I'm going to buy her a black dildo. Not too big of course - I'm not stupid!

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Sex last Friday

Gabriel Macht and Patrick J. Adams in 'Suits'
I can't tell which of these guys my wife fancies because every time I ask she fudges the question.
I suspect she likes both of them, at different times, for different reasons. She probably fantasizes about a 3way...

On Friday night our daughter told us she was going over to a friends house for a sleepover, which meant we had the opportunity to head out and watch a movie in a real cinema. You know, like what couples used to do before Netflix. So we watched The Big Sick, which was a rom com with a touch of tragedy thrown in. I recommend watching it if you get the chance - it’s funny and sweet. After the movie we grabbed some take out and headed home - and ate the take out. While watching Netflix.

But there was no 'Netflix and Chill' vibe.

My wife had her iPad out and was Facebooking (whenever I could see her screen) but I suspected she was reading her Kindleporn. We were watching the second half of Season 4 of Suits because while on our last vacation somehow we’d missed those and skipped to (and binge watched) Season 5. And since I’m a completist I wanted to see the episodes we’d skipped, even though Season 5 was spoilers ahoy for Season 4!

My wife has gotten a little bored with Suits now (she loves the guys in their suits but thinks
Meghan Markle's character is a complete putz - and therefore hates her) (I have to admit she does get girly girl tearful a lot and seems to care an awful lot about every little thing when you’d think she would have learnt to harden up a bit after all those years of being a lawyer or whatever she is) and after watching two eps I could tell she wasn’t into it. We only had 2 more eps left to finish the season but instead I thought I’d try a little spontaneity. 

I pulled open her robe, lifted up her camisole (oh yeah, did I forget to mention she’s changed into her ‘comfy clothes’ when we got home?) and started a line of kisses to her pussy. She protested at first, argued that she was going to bed (to sleep) but relented as my mouth hit paydirt. As I mentioned in TMI Tuesday: August 15, 2017 ~ Sex on the Brain she was in an odd mood and I think she only acquiesced out of boredom. Her attitude sneered “Okay, if that’s what you want buddy, knock yourself out”

So she lay back on the big cushions on the couch and I ate her out.

And she enjoyed it. And then she started cumming, and then she enjoyed it a lot. It was Cunnilingus for Africa as I continued my oral assault on what became a very wet pussy. She came at least twice before I spread her legs and slid my cock inside her wet cunt. She really loved that. We have one of those big designer ‘L’ couches and I’d placed her in the center (inverted) corner and spread her legs wide while I ate her out. 

And then I got up and slid my cock inside.

Now her legs were stretched even wider as I pummeled her pussy, and her eyes were fixated on the sight of my dick sliding in and out of her slippery hole. She loves watching a cock slicing in and out of her, and I was giving it to her good. She was grabbing one tit with one hand and rubbing her clit with the other, and then gritting her teeth hard - a sure sign she was close to cumming again. I changed my stroke, grinding her clit on the up stroke, and she started moaning “oh yeah, oh yeah” and squeezing both her breasts tightly.

“Cum with me baby, cum with me” she begged but I was nowhere close to catching up with her. Besides, my legs and arms were getting tired. And besides, I had a better idea. I grabbed some of the cushions and piled them high in the middle of the couch, before taking my wife from the 'L' and moving her into the doggy position on top of the cushions in the center of the sofa. I had her stretched forward over the top of the couch, in the prone position, and then I mounted her from behind.

I stood up on the couch behind her and then leaned right over and covered her body with mine, my hands on the top of the sofa to take the weight. In my own mind I imagined it was like I had her over a leather bondage horse, and I think she was thinking the same. I was in the dominant position, she was pinned beneath me - unable to move. I pumped my dick in and out of her wet pussy via my hips and fucked her faster and faster. Doggy style. Like a real dog.

She was moaning really hard and really loving it. Her head was hanging limply over the top of the couch and bouncing like a rag doll as I pounded her from behind.

I switched positions: standing on the sofa, my legs straddling her ass, and I was pummeling her from on high. It made for a powerful deep penetration. Her moans increased until she she broke her silence, telling me "cum with me, cum with me, yeah, jizz in my hole! jizz in my hole!" I looked down as my fat cock sliced in and out of her slippery hole and realized I was ready to cum too - and hard.

And then a leg cramp hit me. In my upper thigh, right by my groin.

I stepped down off the couch and stood behind her. My wife was expecting me to re-enter her but I was trying to work out the kink cramp in my leg - simply by willing it to happen (which was ridiculous). I continued jacking my cock, knowing that the orgasm building in my balls should take my mind off the cramp, but the pain won out. My wife however was oblivious to what was going on behind her, begging me instead to "fill my pussy with your jizz - do it!"

She got the message when I slumped down into the 'L' of the couch and flopped back into the cushions. She got up, shuffled over to me, and then dropped to her knees - right between my legs. I lifted them up onto the sofa, stretching myself wide open and giving her easy access to my cock and balls. She grabbed my dick straight away and started jerking me off. With her other hand on my balls she then began a frenetic hand job - she wanted that jism alright! 

She started dribbling saliva over my dick and wetting her hands - I thought she was trying to lube me for a better handjob but once she had rubbed all around the head of my cock a few time she bobbed down and took me in her mouth. I realized then that she had just 'cleaned me up' to get rid of all that pussy cream covering my dick. She was sucking me good and fast and it felt great. As she ran her tongue from the head down to my balls she looked up at me and said "I want you to cum in my mouth, I want to feel that jizz in my throat"

Wow! I think that's the first time she's said that to me. Like that I mean. Like she actually wanted me to cum in her mouth. She's told me I can come in her mouth before but always like 'if you want to'. She said it now like she wanted it. She was looking up at me as she tongued my balls and I was looking down at her as I jacked my cock as she tongued my balls and it was all very hot. Too hot. It took all of thirty seconds before I was blurting out "I'm gonna cum now" and ... I did. 

But not before my wife had straightened up and gobbled down on my cock like it was her last meal. She slurped me hard and quick, which was just perfect because I was cumming just as quickly. My orgasm was super intense and I groaned loudly as I flooded her warm wet mouth with my seed. I think I roared so loudly the neighbors could hear - yes, we'd left the front door five feet away open so the dog could get out and never shut it the whole time we were fucking!

So I lay there suddenly drained - both literally and figuratively - as my wife ran grinning to the bathroom to dump the big load of jizz that was filling her mouth and making her look like a Chipmunk. I guess she didn't really want to "feel that jizz in my throat" after all? 

But to be honest I didn't care. She'd made me cum, I'd made her cum, and all was good in the world again.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

TMI Tuesday: August 15, 2017 ~ Sex on the Brain

Warning: there's a NSFW image down the page!
1. Have you ever hooked-up with somebody based on their proximity to your smartphone location (Tinder, GRINDR, etc)?
~ No, but today I got followed on Instagram by a woman who does massage with 'a happy ending' and I was so impressed with her forthright manner I asked her where she works. It made me think "how far away would be 'too far' away for me to visit her?" since she hasn't answered yet.
What are the odds she'll be in a different country?

2. Do you enjoy having your balls played with (or playing with balls)?
~ My wife loves playing with them, and she says they're really big. I hope she's not saying that to avoid saying my dick is small. (FWIW it meets the national average and my wife says its just the right size) (it's the days she says it like you're a kid who lost the game but 'played really well' that makes me paranoid). Anyway, I enjoy it when she plays with my balls and sometimes as I'm cumming I tell her to squeeze them. When I can think of it, which is not always because ... I'm climaxing!

3. You have some free-time in the workday – blow job or intercourse? (BJ can be giving or receiving).
~ I have posed this question to my wife on many occasions over the past 10+ years and she always fudges. Based on her deeds, not words, I would have to say the answer is "How bored am I?" Which is not to say we haven't done both at various times in the last decade. I'm happy to take what I can get - BJ or sex is fine by me. (And I often volunteer to eat my wife out when we have some free time - she always declines my no-strings-attached offer)

4. How long after having sex with a new partner do you have to wait before falling asleep?
~ It depends on them, but it's always a tough one to gauge. Try and follow their cues, or say "wow, you wore me out, that was awesome... but... I need to sleep now" And then kiss them in a 'Good Night' manner.

5. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal-breaker?
~ I've never seen a 'cum face' yet that has deterred me from coming back for more - but I'm sure they're out there! (It's the pornstar squealing that drives me away). I love it when I can see the pleasure in a woman's face - it's why I favor porn clips of women masturbating solo. I watched this one yesterday and she's brilliant - and a great actress. Her facial expressions and movements are great.


Jump to the 17th minute and watch Mary's sex face. It's not the clip I saw yesterday (that had too many close-ups of her pussy for some of you I suspect) so you'll miss her toe curls, but there are plenty of eye-rolls to make up for it. [She doesn't squirt until later, if that stuff freaks you out]  

Bonus: What’s the dirtiest or sexiest text message you’ve ever received?
~ "I'm upstairs, in bed. My pussy is so wet - how about you come up and fuck me with that big hard cock of yours?"
Oh. You mean for real? Nah, my wife don't play that. Because "who knows where that message might end up?"

Double Bonus: Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blond and Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blonde ~ Part 2 and finally Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blonde ~ Part 3

Triple Bonus: We also had sex on Friday night which was kinda like Q3 above (she was bored) so I should have that written up by tomorrow.

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Monday, August 14, 2017

MM: This porno got me off (TPGMO) ~ #03 : Bree Olson, Schoolslut

May is Masturbation Month (MM), which gives me a great opportunity to recycle some of my old posts! 
Like this one, from August 14, 2016

Honestly, I'm not into the schoolgirl thing but I really do love dirty talk so when I entered the latter into PornHub search box I got this resultBree Olson, Schoolslut DirtyTalk. I started watching it, skipping past the first five minutes or so to avoid all the awkward "I'm-a-naughty-schoolgirl-in-my-school-uniform" stuff and leaping straight to where she's naked and begging to be fucked.

She does a bit of the pornstar squeal** that I hate so much (honestly, it's like finger nails down a blackboard) but luckily not too much so I managed to persevere and get off. She does look cute -- and better yet, she sounds like she wants what she's asking for. Yes, I know it's all faked for the camera, but she's great at keeping the fantasy alive.

Since I'm unable to embed videos from PornHub directly (click here to see it) here's a few publicity stills of Bree Olson instead...

... okay, maybe not.

While looking on Google for images of Bree Olson I found this You Tube video from Bree herself, explaining how she got into porn and why she's not doing it anymore. If you watch them first then you won't watch the PornHub one


Part One


Part Two

--~o0o~--

**The problem with 'the pornstar squeal' is that it's so frikken loud! You're secretly watching porn somewhere and suddenly the whole house can hear screaming -- it aint helpful!! You're trying to watch it quietly without disturbing anyone (I have a 15 y.o. daughter sleeping upstairs ferchrissakes!) but then suddenly the pornstar jumps from zero to 100 decibels. Booyah, you're busted!
And you can't watch it with the sound off, cos that aint right, and you can't watch it with headphones on because... the day you do will be the day someone in the house decides to come visit you in that little man cave where you watch porn but you don't hear them so they walk in and see you with your cock out, jerking off, and that's a sight they will never unsee! Ever!!

***(honestly, it's like finger nails down a blackboard) - do they still have blackboards/chalkboards in schools anymore? I think they're all whiteboards now. 

Saturday, August 12, 2017

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Friday, August 11, 2017

Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blonde ~ Part 3 (final)

You should read Part 1 and Part 2 of this story to understand the lead up to this final part, so off you go... come back when you're finished. Or not. Make your own decisions!


"Yeah, fuck your blond bitch" said my wife. "I'm such a naughty girl. Naughty... naughty... girl..."

Her words fell away as the moaning returned, punctuated by 'oh god, oh god'. She'd said that a lot tonight.

Before long she was panting 'oh god, oh god' repeatedly and I knew she was cumming. I slapped her ass a few times for good measure and told her again what a dirty blond slut she was. I think that finished her off. She moaned deeply, groaned "Gahhhh!" and then collapsed forward and curled up in front of me - clutching her pussy. She crossed her legs tightly and I could tell she was ringing out the last drop of pleasure she could find.

Which left me standing on the side of the bed with blue balls and an erection like concrete. I started stroking my dick, knowing it wouldn't be long before my wife recovered and emerged from her ecstatic haze to finish me off. It was my turn now, let's see what slutty tricks Blondie had in store for me...

If you'd read Part 1 and Part 2 you'd know my brunette wife was wearing a blond wig that looked like this

By the time my wife recovered I was lying on the bed next to her, jacking my cock.

She got up in a daze and without a word crawled down to my dick. I thought she was going to blow me but instead she slumped down and started stroking my cock. I guess it was too late for oral since I'd been pummeling her pussy with it for twenty minutes plus. For no reason my wife decided to push her legs under mine and we lay there like a '+' sign as she jerked me off.

"That feels nice" I said, "now play with yourself while you do it. I want to see you cum again"

My wife started fingering her vulva, and tightened her grip on my cock as she did so. She was slow with herself at first but started frigging with gusto as her cunt began to wake up. Another orgasm was calling her and it wasn't long before she was swiveling around and repositioning herself between my legs. She backed up, grabbed my cock and then backed down further onto it. Her tight pussy swallowed me whole and soon she was sliding back on forth on my cock.

This is not the usual 'reverse cowgirl' position, but my wife loves it. She's essentially in the doggy position but lower and backed up onto my cock, with me on my back. This means my legs are splayed up behind her, giving her free and easy access to my balls. And my asshole. She started fingering both of them with one hand, while rubbing her clit with the other. Her moaning returned.

She then switched positions slightly again, lifting herself higher so my cock popped out. She got down on one elbow and held my cock against her slippery slit as she rocked back and forth. It was a repeat of how the sex tonight had started except now I had an even better view of her butt. And her asshole.

"Mmmmm, you've got a great ass Blondie" I told her.

"I'd bet you'd like to fuck it" she said, without missing a beat. "I bet you'd like to fuck my dirty little asshole wouldn't you? Yeah, you'd love that wouldn't you? Fucking your dirty blond slut up her ass?" It was like she'd read my mind.

Her head dropped down to the mattress, elevating her butt slightly higher and freeing her other hand to reach back and delicately tease her asshole. "Mmmmmm..." she purred.

I should have cum then and there but I didn't - because with her other hand she'd inserted her finger into my butthole. I don't mind her tongue there but a long hard fingernail has quite the opposite effect.

But she was oblivious. Fingering my asshole and balls, all the while writhing around and pulling her cheeks open to expose her little brown starfish, I was both ready to cum but unable to. Pleasure and pain do not work for me it seems.

I smacked her butt cheeks and pushed her forward at the same time, pulling myself out from underneath her. I got up on my knees as she assumed the 'head down, ass up' position in front of me. She had both her hands reaching back - one between her legs and fingering her pussy, the other over her butt and fingering her ass.

"Ooh yeah, fuck my slutty ass, wank that big cock all over me" she urged, as the tempo on her own pussy increased.  "You wanna fuck this blond's butthole so bad don't you?" she teased, as she pushed her finger into her asshole - right up to the first knuckle. And then started tapping it in and out.

That was it, I was done.

"You dirty blonde slut" was all I could manage "open up, I'm coming - NOW!"

My wife pulled her cheeks wide, giving me two options. It didn't matter -  I exploded as I thrust myself forward, trying to find a hole. Any hole. She grabbed my balls as I pumped my jism all over her asscrack, the head of my cock poking into her rosebud. I saw no need to thrust deeper since I was cumming, and she wasn't lubed. I kept rutting at her crease until I was spent and there was no more cum left. As I pulled back I saw I'd made quite a sticky mess - there was a lot of cum - and maybe I could have fucked her ass after all. Sperm is lube, right?

My wife seemed to think so, as she ran her finger through it, up and down her asscrack.  Then she scooped it up and rubbed it over butt cheeks. With one hand, because her other was still between her legs fingering her clit and pussy. She was still moaning, trying to chase another orgasm.

As I slumped back against the headboard and watched my wife I had to marvel at her behavior. Tonight had been different, very different. Buried deep inside my wife was a slut - a blond slut.

All I had to do now was find a way to bring that blond slut out more often...

---~o0o~---

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Thursday, August 10, 2017

TMI Tuesday: August 8, 2017 ~ Yes, it's Thursday!



1. Can a penis be too big?

~ As I get older I realize that many women really do prefer a big penis. Not too big mind you, but bigger than average. They seem to like that feeling of being stretched. Of course if you fuck big dicks (but not too big) all the time then it becomes 'the new normal' - which means you need an even bigger dick to get that same feeling of 'stretched'.
An excellent blogger named Pervertically Virtuous once penned a post called Novelty and 'non-specific arousability' which brilliantly explained how some/many women require novelty in order to be aroused. They get tired of the same old positions/dick so that's why they cheat (or are promiscuous) - they're in search of fresh meat. Cock meat. Unfortunately I was unable to recover her post but here is my response to it. And here are some responses to my post.
Me, my dick is 'average' - which I believe makes it the perfect cock for anal. Unfortunately I'm the only one who thinks so right now. (And it's been that way for some time)

2. Can a vagina be too tight?

~ Notwithstanding what I said in Q1, vaginas are extremely resilient and can handle a large or oversize cock. They tend to 'snap back' into their normal shape so if you're banging some well hung men from time to time you need not fear that you'll be ruined for your husband. Of course if you bang lots of well hung men on a regular basis then you might find your vagina stretching out permanently and your husband wondering why you're so loose.
But the question is about tightness, not looseness. A vagina can definitely be too tight, and some women in particular are struck by a condition known as Vaginismus. You can read more about it here and here. In the more general sense most women believe a man prefers a tighter pussy and so some will exercise strenuously to maintain that 'youthful' feel. I can't speak for all men, but I do believe most prefer a tighter pussy to a looser one - it's all about the friction. If women are worried about loosening up 'down there' then one other solution is to just fuck bigger men. They'll think you're 'tight' and that's better than strenuous kegel exersizes, surely? Which brings us back to Q1 above!

Many young women today are happy to have fake boobs, as long as they look good
when clothed. Not everyone is gonna touch them, but they'll all get to see 'em!
3. Does playing with fake tits give you the same satisfaction and response as fondling real breasts?

~ It depends how good they are. Fake breasts in the 70s are 80s were awful apparently, but technology has come a long way. Now they look and feel a lot more real.
Many women, young and old, are choosing to 'augment' their breasts because they want the look and shape that is so popular in today's media. For them the appreciation of the many outweighs the appreciation of the few.
In other words: they're willing to trade off how their boobs feel to one husband as opposed to how they look to the multitude of people who will see them as they go about their daily lives.
I have felt fake breasts that have felt pretty good, and I have hugged older women who have made me think 'wow! what was that?' i.e. they have some very hard tits pressed against me. I don't dwell on it - who am I to judge what they've done? 
Besides, I'd still fuck 'em, regardless. If the boobies are no fun I'll just find my fun further down. Women who derive their self esteem from their breasts and have had a boob job are often great in bed, because they now consider themselves 'hot' - as far as they're concerned they've got great tits, not fake tits.

4. Fill in the blank: I prefer ____ over having sex.

~ On some occasions I prefer masturbation over having sex. As regular readers will know, having sex with my wife can be a real mind fuck. I don't know if she really wants sex or not (even as we're doing it), if she likes what I'm doing, or if she'd prefer someone else. Which brings us back to Q1 above again! Masturbation is a lot less stressful - if you want to get off you just do it and it's done. I can relax and enjoy it while I'm doing it, with none of the second guessing I face when trying to make love to my wife.

5. If a stranger offered you 30 USD to lick your boots or shoes, while you are wearing them, would you accept? If no, how much money would it take for you to accept the offer?

~ No. The stranger would most likely be male and it would be creepy - does that make me homophobic? If the stranger was a female I'd still say 'no' because it would still be creepy. I'd still worry they were a psycho and wanted to do something else to me. 
So how much money would it take to get me to relent? There is no amount of money that would change my mind because then it becomes a power struggle. What appears to be an act of submission (licking my boots) is actually an attempt to dominate me. You want me to submit to your will i.e. to let you lick my boots, even tho' I don't want to. The more money you offer me just proves you're trying to control me.

Bonus: On Tuesday I posted TMI Tuesday: August 7, 2012 ~ What’s The Question?... because today's questions weren't ready before I left for the day.

Double Bonus: Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blond and Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blonde ~ Part 2

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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blonde ~ Part 2


She had long blond hair just like this...
and she wanted me to take her home and fuck her from behind, doggy style
You really do need to read Part 1 of this story to understand the lead up to this part, so off you go... come back when you're finished. Thank you.

So we'd left the party and gone back to her place, where she led me up to her bedroom. I excused myself briefly and went to the bathroom (all those cocktails!) but when I returned...

There in front of me stood my wife!! My face fell, and my jaw dropped.

"Oh... do you want me to put the blond wig back on?" she asked, sensing my disappointment.

Well of course I wanted her to put the @%#ing wig on!! Not because I fancied fucking a blond woman, but because it had clearly electrified my wife (sexually) while we were at the party and I planned to take full advantage of that. And by 'planned' I mean yes, I had run a whole scenario through my head of what I was going to do to her to fulfill this fantasy that I thought was running through her head.  

But clearly the fantasy had evaporated and yet again Lucy had removed the football before Charlie Brown could take a kick at it. Once again my wife had been a sexy bitch in front of all her BNG pals but once we got home it was back to normal. No sex for Nero.

Despondent, I gave the passive aggressive response "No, don't worry, you've changed now, that's alright" and wandered off to get changed myself. As you'll know from previous blogs I've decided not to demean myself by begging for sex. It's not good for my self esteem, and besides, I've told my wife many times previously how disappointed I am when she takes off her fancy lingerie after a night out - before I've had a chance to 'enjoy' it. Her response has always been that she doesn't want me wrecking it. As if I would!

When I came back she was still in the bathroom, but now she was wearing nothing but a black thong and a blond wig. It looked like it was 'Game On' again! I didn't waste my chance...

I stood behind her and cupped her breasts in my hands. They felt warm and full, but her nipples were hard as rocks. I pulled back her blond hair and nibbled on her neck. "Mmmmmm" I whispered, "you're so hot - I have to have you." My wife spun herself around and leaned up to kiss me. "You want to have sex with a blond girl, do you?" she asked.

Her tone indicated that she wanted me to have sex with a blond girl. She wasn't testing me.

"Yeah," I said, in a low tone "but you have to do something for me first..."

"Ooh, what?" replied my wife, hopefully.

"I wanna get some pics of you naked - turn around and face the wall..."

My wife did as she was told and assumed the position. Frankly I was surprised, since she'd never let me photograph her naked, but I guess she felt safe with the wig on. This was the fantasy I'd concocted during the night and I was damned pleased it was working out. I told her to keep her hands up against the wall but to turn back and face me - with her head down so her face was obscured by the wig. She did as she was told, and I gave her further instructions for other poses - all the while telling her what a hot blond vixen she was.

It wasn't long before I had her remove her panties and turn to face me. I took some shots of her tits and her nipples and she was clearly into it so I pushed the envelope a little. I told her to turnaround again, bend over, and show me her pussy.

"Are you gonna masturbate to these?" she asked, excited. "Are these for your wank bank while I'm away?"

"You bet" I replied, "next time you go to Europe without me I'm going to get these out and jizz all over them." She told me I was naughty, and reached back to spread herself wider for my cameraphone. "Mmmmm, such a pretty pussy" I continued, "maybe I'll put these up online on one of those rate-my-wife sites?" My wife put her fingers between her legs and started touching herself for the camera. She was visibly wet.

I pulled her into the bedroom and onto the bed. She immediately reached for the nightstand and grabbed the lube. As she lubed herself up I took a few more sneaky pics of her pussy, expecting her to tell me to stop. She didn't so I pulled her into the doggy position and took a few more from behind, shooting up from below. Her fingers were busy on her pussy now - she'd graduated from lubing herself up to blatantly frigging herself. I realized if I didn't get in there soon she'd finish herself off and the fantasy would be over.

I tossed the phone and climbed up behind her on the bed. I grabbed her hips and she grabbed my dick between her legs, pulling it between her slippery lips. Instead of pulling me inside her she used my cock as a dildo, holding it over her labia, making a sheath with her wet fingers. She started sliding back and forth on my stiff prick, running the swollen head up and down her clit. It felt good for me and it clearly felt good for her as she began moaning continuously.

I reached forward and grabbed her boobs as they swayed beneath her. Her nipples were very hard and I stroked my fingertips all over her full breasts. I started thrusting harder and faster against her vulva, her fingers still holding me outside her deliciously sloppy slit. She was very wet and moaning and groaning and I could feel I was almost ready to cum myself. She was too and without warning she pushed herself forward, pulled my cock back, aimed it at her hole, and then backed herself on to me.

I met her movements by thrusting forward slowly, feeling every inch of her tight canal. Once I was fully in her fingernails raked my balls deliberately before finding her clit. As she started strumming herself I continued thrusting, increasing the intensity but maintaining a steady rhythm. I was fascinated by the sound she was making - she was moaning and groaning continuously - it was quite unlike her but she was clearly in the zone. 

I decided to amp things up with a little dirty talk, to play up the fact she was a blond tonight.

"How do you like that, Blondie?" I taunted. "You love getting fucked don't you? You absolutely love it. You're a hot little blond slut who just loves all the attention from the boys, and you know exactly what to do to get it. I bet you used to give hand jobs to all the guys on the football team after school, didn't you? Yeah, I bet they loved that..."

With every question my wife moaned some more, picturing herself as that naughty blond school girl - just like the ones in the Literotica stories she loved so much. 

"How long before they made you blow them all, I wonder? Did they form a circle around you and make you hobble around on your knees, sucking each and every one of them off?" I asked, as I continued to pound her from behind. "They would have all been rock hard, watching you on your knees blowing their teammate, your blond hair swishing around as you bobbed up and down on all those fresh young cocks..."

"How much cum did you swallow in that locker room? I bet you had to take it all, because no matter how slutty you were there was no way you were leaving that room with any of their cum on you. But I bet they wanted to. I bet they wanted to mess up that beautiful blond hair so bad. I bet they used to rub their stiff pricks all over your long blond hair, poking you with their teen dicks as they waited their turn to stuff their throbbing cocks into your wet mouth..."

"Yesss!" hissed my wife, groaning as she bounced back harder on my dick "I'm such a dirty blond slut"

"I'm guessing you were quite the Party Girl as you got older too. I bet all the guys wanted a hot blond bitch like you at their side. I bet you got invited everywhere, to all the best parties, to all the exclusive events, and yet they all couldn't wait to take you home after. I bet some of them even started on you as soon as you got in the limo, running their hands up your legs and under your dress. I bet your pussy was already sopping wet by the time they discovered you weren't wearing any panties. Their probing fingers swirling all over your shaved cunt as they found their entrance..."

My wife was moaning and groaning like a zombie now, her hand slapping against her pussy.

"But now it's my turn to have you" I said, darkly. "Now I get to have the hot little blond that everyone else at the party tonight wanted to have - but couldn't. Now I get to take you home and do what I please. To make you pose for dirty pictures so I can wank over them when you're gone, post them online for strangers to see... let them all see the pretty blond fuck toy I scored. I bet they'll rate your tits, ass, and pussy very highly..." 

My wife was moaning like she was climaxing but it didn't stop so I guess she was on a plateau - a very high plateau - the one you're on before cumming! I chose this moment to withdraw so I could reposition myself. I pulled up and dragged her back to the edge of the bed and stood on the plinth the bed sits on. I was just about to re-enter her from a higher angle and give her a deeper fuck when a new thought hit me. 

She was fingering herself in my absence and there was a slight gape where moments ago my fat cock had filled her pussy. I licked my thumb and then plunged it into the hole. Once I found the soft fleshy bit on the upperside I started fucking her with my hand, bowling ball style. My thumb remained pressed against the fleshy bit as I stroked in and out and my fingers gripped her labia and diddled her clit. I stood there drilling her cunt with my hand, trying to make her squirt. Like a video I'd seen online I got quite rough and hard with my hand but she didn't complain. Her moaning continued unabated.

She got very very wet and I felt her twitching around my thumb, but she wasn't clamping so I figured she wasn't going to cum this way. Her pussy had flooded a little but she wasn't squirting so I stopped, straddled her butt, and aimed my rock hard cock at her hole. I slid in slowly again but it only took a few strokes before I was thrusting hard. She pushed back just as hard, and my balls slapped her pussy as she continued moaning.

"Let me see that long blond beautiful hair of yours" I said, as I pulled it straight and trailed it down her back. I stroked it with one hand as my other gripped her hip tightly while I continued to fuck her. "Oh god, you're so hot. I can't believe I finally get to have my own little blond fuck toy. Mmmmm..."

"Yeah, fuck your blond bitch" said my wife, suddenly. "I'm such a naughty girl. Naughty... naughty... girl..."

Her words fell away as the moaning returned, punctuated by 'oh god, oh god'. She'd said that a lot tonight.

Before long she was panting 'oh god, oh god' repeatedly and I knew she was cumming. I slapped her ass a few times for good measure and told her again what a dirty blond slut she was. I think that finished her off. She moaned deeply, groaned "Gahhhh!" and then collapsed forward and curled up in front of me - clutching her pussy. She crossed her legs tightly and I could tell she was ringing out the last drop of pleasure she could find.

Which left me standing on the side of the bed with blue balls and an erection like concrete. I started stroking my dick, knowing it wouldn't be long before my wife recovered and emerged from her ecstatic haze to finish me off. It was my turn now, let's see what slutty tricks Blondie had in store for me...

Here is Part 3 (final)


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