Monday, February 19, 2018

Valentines Eve

As I typed the header I realized it would make a great title for a fictional erotic story, so hands off - it's mine! (Ha! A quick google search show's it's already been done - and it's Harry Potter FanFiction of course!) Anyway, this isn't fiction, it happened...

Valentine's Day was another weird one this year. They usually are, as a quick flick through my posts tagged Valentines Day will attest.  My wife was up early and out the door for an 8am breakfast meeting with someone, so even though I was awake she said nothing and left via the ensuite door. She returned at 9.30am to change her shoes, and left again for another meeting at 10am. This was with her BNG buddies, and it was to be followed with a lunch at mid day with a guest from another BNG chapter who was visiting our city for the day.

Except I knew the lunch had been cancelled because I'd read her emails, so I could only presume she'd left it in our iCalendar (which we share so I know what she's up to - not to be confused with her other calendars which I don't get access to) because she was planning a surprise lunch with me for Valentines Day. (With all the stuff we're going through with our teenage daughter right now, there's no way we're having an intimate dinner with just the two of us right now)

This happens later... keep reading
But it wasn't to be. As she changed her shoes she quickly gave me my Valentines Day card and told me she'd be back at 2pm to buy some concert tickets online (when earlybird VIP seats went on sale), but would head out again straight after for a 3pm meeting. Which was weird because even our shared calendar said the meeting (with her BNG buddies, again) was starting at 3.30pm. Her 10am meeting was scheduled for two hours, so I had no idea who she was planning to have lunch with.

She was home at 1pm, which was early, and without explanation. As I quickly checked our shared calendar I saw her lunch date had been deleted. I asked her if she'd had lunch and she said no but when I suggested we go out for lunch she said it would have to be a quick sandwich because she had to be back asap to buy some concerts tickets for her mother's birthday gift.

I gave my wife her card and a gift - a lovely bra and panties set from Calvin Klein (looks a bit like this set) and she kissed me and said it was lovely. "Better than that other stuff you give me" she added, which confused me. My wife has somehow got it into her head that I keep buying her lingerie only fit for slutwives and whores. She even complained recently about a set 'I' bought from Agent Provocateur while we were in Italy last October.  Yes, I paid for it, but she chose it. All I'd said (after she'd walked herself into an upmarket lingerie store) was 'pick out whatever you like and I'll pay for it, my gift to you.'

I'd done that specifically because of her prior grumblings about my 'choices' (which I still maintain were sexy but tasteful). Maybe she's confusing me with her boyfriend...

Anyway, she gave me a kiss on the cheek to say thank you, and then said that maybe she'd model it for me later... but not tonight because she had something else to show me!

Well, that was nice to hear and I wondered if I could expect to see the return of the red thong later that night. About 10+ years ago my wife had made me lay on the bed while she did a very sexy strip for me. It was mostly done on the bed, with her standing above and over me, and while she stripped down to the red lace thong fairly quickly she did a lot of teasing with it before finally pulling it aside and dropping her now-sodden pussy on my face.

She was wet as fuck and her labia was ripe, full, and juicy. She rode my face like a demon possessed and I have no idea how many times she came. When she was done with my face she jumped on my dick and rode me again, bouncing up and down like ... a demon possessed. There is no other word for it. I have no idea how many times she came then either, but when she was finally done she climbed up off me and told me to scootch over.

I did as I was told since clearly this was her show and she was the Director - I was just an actor in whatever erotic play was running through her head. Not that I minded.  I'd certainly eaten her out for all I was worth when she was on top of me, even my balls were now a little numb from all the bouncing she'd just done on my dick. She plumped four pillows on top of each other and dropped herself on top, presenting her ass to me.

"I want you to fuck me now, hard and fast. I've had mine so I want you to get yours, give me all you've got" she said, looking over her shoulder. "Just pound the fuck out of me, I wanna feel your hot cum shooting up all inside my pussy"

My wife isn't normally this explicit but it was Valentines Day, she'd planned this evening, so I followed her instructions to the letter. I grabbed her hips and stabbed my cock into her cunt. It cut through her wet slit like a knife through butter. She moaned as I sliced into her folds, and her pussy welcomed me like an old friend, hugging my tightly. Doing as I was told I pounded her good, my balls slapping her with every stroke.

Although it was supposedly 'my turn' now, my wife couldn't help herself. She was moaning and groaning with every thrust and it wasn't long before I felt her hand between our legs. She tickled my balls briefly before clutching her clit and pressing hard, as I fucked her fast and deep.

"Nnnnngh" she grunted through gritted teeth "that's it. Pound my pussy! Fuck me - good and hard! Yes!"

I gripped her hips tightly and thrust harder and deeper.

"Oh god, yes" she cried to "that's it! I'm cumming! YESSSS!"

Which was good, because I was coming too. I grabbed her hips and locked her onto cock, pushing myself in as deep as I could go. My swollen sac was almost buried in her labia as I unloaded a torrent of cum, shooting deep inside her in four quick bursts. She grabbed my balls between her legs and pulled me up, mashing me into her, squeezing out the last drop of whatever I had left to give.

It was the best sex we'd had in a long time and I remember it well.

But that was 10+ years ago and now we were older and a little slower. My wife was teasing me now with whispered promises of what was to come 'later' but she'd said such things before and they'd often come to nothing. She may have meant it when she said it, but it was mid afternoon and I knew by the time we'd had dinner (with our daughter, of course) I knew it could be a whole different ball game by the time we got home and went 'to bed'.

I of course was keen for something 'now', since I firmly believe a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I was keen for a mid afternoon quickie now, rather than waiting for something later - something that might not ever come.

As it turned out, my wife did have something planned for Valentines Day 2018, so we did have sex, but as I mentioned here there was a twist in the tale. I'll tell you that story on Wednesday, after TMI Tuesday....


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Saturday, February 17, 2018


May More is about half way through the Feb PhotoFest challenge.
We're being treated to a lot of boobage, as you can see here!
The #SoSS meme is a roundup of favourite blogs I’ve visited this week. In order not to duplicate what others have done for #SoSS (Share Our Shit Saturday) (or Sunday if you forget/run out of time) I’m going to give you links to some of their older stuff - because I think their complete blogs are worth reading. Click the links for the full stories, because these are just excerpts.

Screw Taboo ~ "Ethical Non Monogamy"

Primarily a sex toy review space now they do still have a lot of discussion/opinion content within the blog as well. Including this piece:

My sex and love life might not be conventional but it works for me and those I am involved with. I believe the only way a relationship style can be wrong is if it isn’t right for the people involved.

I firmly believe people are happiest when they are living in accordance with their morals and allowed to be (or discover) their true self. It sounds so simple and yet too often I have allowed myself to be shaped by other people, losing myself in the process. In the past I have had partners judge me harshly for my sexual choices. They have either decided I am a bad person or else, even worse, tried to suggest I was coerced or unable to make my own choices. When someone repeatedly treats you like you are weak and incapable of making choices it can reduce your self esteem. My self esteem hasn’t always been very secure (and still isn’t) so that kind of treatment had a profound effect on me. I pushed aside my desires and attitudes and tried to be “normal”. The result was that I was unsatisifed and felt ashamed of the things I was suppressing.
Having multiple sexual partners but no romantic relationship might seem strange but it works for me right now. I am always totally honest about the fact I am not looking for a romantic relationship and explain that I have a regular sexual partner and also a number of less regular partners and one night stands. I take care of my sexual health for my own wellbeing but also for the wellbeing of my partners and their partners. For me, a huge part of being ethically non-monogamous is being safe... [much more]

Lily ~ Dangerous Lily ~ "Fluid Sexuality -or- I’m not Kinky Anymore"

Lily will be already be known to most of you as she is a very strong activist for sex toy safety. Her blog is full of reviews of sex toys and she isn't afraid to call out (and explain why) a manufacturer who is producing something that isn't safe. She also blogs on other subjects too:
A lot has happened in my 6 years here, and a lot has happened with me, sexually, over the last ten years. 6 years ago when I started this blog, I considered myself to be moderately kinky. Over the next few years, as a pseudo-relationship worked its course, I considered myself to be highly kinky. You see, when someone I’m very much attracted to is very much into something sexually, their enthusiasm for it rubs off on me and I suddenly see things from a new perspective. I’m not faking it for them, I’m genuinely exploring previously-unknown facets. Not all have worked out for me. Two attempts at being the dominant one in a sexual relationship failed miserably; the second one succeeded only in making me realize that I was more submissive than I assumed. When those two relationships ended, I didn’t have a distaste for being the dominant one, I just knew it wasn’t my thing. 
But a few years ago, something happened in my personal life that pretty much completely turned me off of anything kinky. I no longer want to tie up anyone or be tied up. I don’t long for spankings, or being controlled–but I still love having my hair pulled, go figure. In fact, this personal rift was so severe that (husband aside) I went from a 3 on the Kinsey Scale to a 5. It is rare indeed that I find myself attracted to someone who identifies as male these days. My sex life with my husband isn’t faltering for it, in fact we’re personally better than ever – my love for him is very strong, and our sex life is great. But if things were to go back to being open again? I’d only be interested in female-identified or genderqueer people. My porn preferences fall in line with this, too. I quickly scroll past the random hetero-based sexy image in my Tumblr dashboard, rushing to the next all female one. I’m finding that my attraction to... [much more]

Eugene Robinson
 ~ 'Wild Card' - "The Problems With Public Sex"

I'm a sucker for advice columns in magazines and online, and I'm a big sucker for Sex advice columns. Eugene Robinson writes for - send him an email if you're game. Better yet, send it me and I'll tell you what's what!!
DEAR EUGENE: I agreed to go to a sex club. Partly to spice things up, partly because it sounded interesting. We did what you said, and talked about ground rules before. We decided to watch; if we got hot enough, we agreed we’d have sex. With each other. So we were sitting watching another couple have sex. They had drawn a crowd. My man sat on my right. On my left was a guy I didn’t know who, after chatting with us, stood up and started masturbating. He was closer to my face than I would have liked. It was a little weird, but I didn’t feel threatened. But my man whispered to me, “Go ahead if you want,” right as the guy laughed and shrugged and said, “Hey, it’s a sex club.” It felt like some weird collusion between the two of them, that they suddenly wanted me to be the field of play on which they could work out some mutual fantasy that I was not privy to. I did fellate the stranger a little, but since then I’ve been put out with my man. It wasn’t what we agreed on. We’ve been together for about 14 months. Should I move on? — Name withheld by request
Dear Anon: If I were a psychiatrist — and remember, I am NO KIND of medical professional — I would suggest that because you were not pressured into fellating a stranger, your pique might be because you did fellate a stranger... [much more]

Friday, February 16, 2018

Dani Divine for Fetish Friday

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#friskyfriday for #fetishfriday with a #Repost from @dani_divine -:

“These photos are both available as signed prints as gifts for contributors, as well as many more other interesting perks!” CAMPAIGN JUST LAUNCHED! Help me get to the USA with a model and performer VISA. For full details and to supportπŸ‘‰ LINK IN BIO Thank you everyone!” ❤

#rubber #latex #fetish #fetishmodel #altmodel #rubberfetish #latexfetish #neroblogshere

Thursday, February 15, 2018

This is what I got my wife for Valentines Day

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This is what I got my wife for Valentines Day. Well, as close as I could find on the Calvin Klein website. The bra was more like the one top right and the panties better matched the bra top right, if that makes sense?

Yes, she loved it - despite what she said last December (see here). Well, she said this was the ‘good’ kind, ‘not like that other stuff you buy’. Again, I don’t know what she’s on about. If someone has been buying her cheap tacky underwear it wasn’t me. 

Yes, we had sex last night. It happened late but it was good - a welcome release! As usual there was a twist in the tale, which I should have ready to post by Monday.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

I went Xmas shopping yesterday...

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‪I went Xmas shopping yesterday* and realised I don’t know my wife’s measurements. Hard to buy lingerie this way! πŸŽ„‬ [*Originally posted Dec 10, 2017]

UPDATE: So in the end I went back home and took her measurements c/o her underwear drawer. Then I went back to the store and bought something nice, but sexy. Then my wife made disparaging comments on Facebook about how I always buy her pornstar underwear that she refuses to wear. WTF? Where did that come from? I still have no idea! The comment wasn’t even relevant to the thread she was commenting on. (It was like your mother suddenly blurting out “I’m not wearing any panties” at a funeral)

I was dumbstruck by these public comments and thought “Fuck You” so I shelved the Christmas gift.

But I’m not stupid, I figured I’d hold the gift until Valentine’s Day and give it to her then. So, by the time you read this she will have them. I’ll update you later on her reaction....

(Spoiler: they don’t look like the ones @KimberleyAnnPhoto is wearing above, which I think look great) (they were a sexy but tasteful set from Calvin Klein) (see them here)

#happyvalentinesday ladies! ❤️

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#happyvalentinesday ladies! ❤️
(Actual self portrait - if I was this guy!)

#valentinesday #rose #whoisthisguy ??

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

TMI Tuesday: February 13, 2018 ~ Valentine's Day

1. Tell us two reasons why you would stay in a bad relationship.
~ Because you're fiftysomething and have spent over half your life with this person and you have a teenage daughter who is going through that 'difficult age' and most people including all your friends would be shocked because what's the problem really when your life is pretty good and much better than most peoples? (Two years ago I wrote this)

2. Do you wish your private life was kinkier?
~ Hell yes. Just yesterday (#MasturbationMonday) I was jerking off and thinking "this is ridiculous, I might as well just ask her if she wants to try submitting sexually to me. Maybe that will spark her libido, and if it doesn't then it will be no different to what I'm doing now"

3. Tell us about your weirdest sexual experience.
~ I once had sex with a woman I met I a bar who could do the splits. We were enjoying a marathon sex session back at her place and... for her grand finale she grabbed her ankles and pulled her legs up sideways, turning herself into an inverted 'T'. It was the wildest fuck of my life. Gentleman readers: if you ever get the chance to have sex with a gymnast... take it!

4. Can you have a totally hands-free orgasm?
~ Pretty much every time I have sex! If you mean while masturbating... hell no!

5. What tips can you give for staying hard (you personally or keeping your partner hard)?
~ I generally don't have a problem unless... I'm alcohol impaired or my mind wanders during the act. The latter occurs when I start second guessing myself. Does she really want this? Did I kinda coerce her into giving me a pity fuck? Is this a pity fuck? The self doubt is especially prevalent when we're doing something vaguely kinky - and especially when trying anal.

Bonus: Is it okay to not celebrate Valentine’s Day even though you have a partner? Why or why not?
~ I was discussing this the other day with my sister in law (as I drove her to the airport after her weekend visit). She and her husband don't do anything because she considers it a rort created by retailers to part us with our money - a sop to consumerism of the worst kind. I mentioned my wife doesn't do much other than give me a card since she kinda sees it as a day where men have to woo their wives ie make the grand gesture. 

I didn't mention (to my SIL) that in years past my wife was more egalitarian and would use it as a pretext for some 'special occasion' sex. Those days are long gone. Now 'all' I get is a card telling me how much she loves me*and some vague/veiled reference to an offer by her for some hot sex at the weekend. Which invariably never happens. You can read about some godawful Valentines Days here and here. Better yet, just click the Valentines Day tag below. If you're feeling lonely on Valentines Day it might cheer you up!

* Yes, I appreciate that's more than some people get, don't get me wrong. 

Double Bonus: Photo #1 and Photo #2

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Monday, February 12, 2018

Monday Bunday

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This time last year I was vacationing in Mexico!

#mondaybunday photo courtesy of @playboymx (#model unknown) (by me)

#playmate #beachbum #butt #ass #booty #babe #neroblogshere

Sunday, February 11, 2018

@dani_divine for #sinfulsunday 😈

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@dani_divine for #sinfulsunday 😈 Find and follow her πŸ‘€© #naughtynun #thighhighboots #fetishmodel #fetish #babe #rubberfetish #latexfetish #bigboobs #neroblogshere

Another #naughtynun for #SinfulSunday

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Another #naughtynun for #SinfulSunday #rubber #latex #rubberfetish #latexfetish #neroblogshere

Saturday, February 10, 2018

OPP: #SoSS ~ Anal Sex

This image is from May More's © February Photo Fest challenge.
She has a nice butt and has blogged on anal but I'm saving that for Part 2!
The #SoSS meme is meant to be a roundup of favourite blogs you’ve visited that week, but this week I'm changing it a little and choosing blog posts that fit a theme. Click the links for the full stories, because these are all just short excerpts. These are in no particular order:

SweeteN Dirty ~ "KOTW - Anal Sex"

I've long thought that people's attitudes to sex are shaped by their earliest sexual experiences, and with anal it's no different. If you have a bad first time then it can be a long time before you're willing to try again:
I have always been back and forth when it came to anal sex. My first experiences with it were quite horrible. The partner I was with refused to use lube, even though I brought it out every time. He also never gave any warm up, and just shoved his dick inside fast and hard. My cries of pain were taken as moans of pleasure and he went harder. 
I was lucky that he used a condom, because he didn’t think that was necessary either. I only agreed to it back then because [he] wouldn’t stop begging for it. Ever since then, I have read about how amazing it can be. I do have a bit of a pegging fantasy. 
[My current partner] and I have dabbled a bit together, and I very much look forward to exploring more with him. I love feeling him tighten around me as I slowly and carefully ease my lubed finger inside. I love even more hearing his moans as I stroke his cock while stimulating his prostate. On of these days we will get the strap on out and... [more]

Ash ~ 'Sexilicious Ash' "Learning To Love Anal Sex"

This post is from 2013 and {spoilers} Ash has learned to love anal sex. I'll give you another excerpt from another post of hers in a future #SoSS ~ Anal Sex compilation, but I thought in fairness it was best we started with this:
I do enjoy anal sex from time to time. Given the right circumstances, it can be a very pleasurable experience. I tried it for the first time with my boyfriend when I was 16. Needless to say, neither him nor I knew what we were doing. I couldn't figure out how to relax enough and it was horrible. I tend to feel a little scared about doing it because of those first experiences. Once I get over it and move on, things are usually alright. That is, if I am properly warmed up before someone tries to insert something into my ass.

Every once in a while (and by that, I mean it's only happened a few times) I will have a G-spot orgasm just from anal sex and I squirt everywhere. If THAT could happen every time I had a cock in my ass, I'd want it more often. Maybe the answer is just playing with toys after Husband cums in my ass. I am sure if
 ... [more]

Krystal Minx ~ "First Time Anal"

This is just a brief excerpt from what is a great -and exciting- post. I choose this excerpt because it includes Krystal's enjoyment of thumb-up-the-butt assplay, together with Mr Minx's dirty talk about Minx getting DP'ed by two dudes. It made me chuckle because that's exactly what I said to my wife, as I pounded her from behind with my thumb up her butt 'bowling ball style' (as I call it).  These are just excerpts so follow the link to entire post.
I was, crudely put, his sperm depository whenever he needed his release, and to make matters worse, [my ex] was deluded into thinking real life sex was supposed to be just like what was often depicted in porn. This included a brief attempt at anal, and of course he had to have it just like his porn-stash idols: without prep, without any lube other than a dribble of saliva, and worse of all, without even considering to engage me sexually or otherwise. Naturally, it hurt like hell, and to add insult to injury, he pouted about how much I wasn’t like all those porn girls on screen... 
Fast forward a decade later, and Mr Minx is the most caring, giving, and considerate partner I could ever dream for. Neither of us were opposed to [anal] but both of us, probably due to our pasts, weren’t really clamoring for it either - for whatever reasons. That said, on MANY occasions when MM is buried deep in me from behind as I gripped the bedding for traction, while he slammed into me, he has wedged his thumb into my asshole and alternately fucked both of my holes. 
Surprisingly, this has ALWAYS felt AHHH-MAZZZING to me, and when combined with the squeaks of the bed, my pre-orgasmic cries of pleasure, and his sexy ‘pillow talk’ about him and another guy filling me up in raw sensual ways, it’s really taken some of our sessions to whole other level. 
Since this [assplay] had been so positive for us, and nothing like I’ve experienced before, I decided to try again the oft-touted, porn-endorsed subject of anal intercourse. In preparation, we started doing more finger play in that area... [much more]

Friday, February 9, 2018

#catgirl for #fetishfriday πŸ—πŸ”’

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#whip #catsuit #latex #rubber #stockings #mask #sexyart #

#ValentinesDay is coming! Some sexy lace lingerie for #FetishFriday...

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I think I’ve shared this before*, but I love their stuff so much! #ValentinesDay is coming so maybe my wife will get lucky?! Sexy lace lingerie for #FetishFriday...

Repost from @honeybirdette - Hello lover! We are lusting over the FRENCHIE collection ❤ Available in sizes 8A-18F! Shop link in bio 
#honeybirdette #lingerie #sexylingerie #lace #thong #grterbelt 

(*no, I haven't) 

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Gotta love a woman with curves! ❤️ πŸ”₯

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Repost from @demirosemawby -

"Pretty in pink πŸ’ Getting in the mood with @boohoo for Valentine’s day ☺️ BRIEF SET: LZZ99599 By @ochiuk"

#model #gorgeous #babe #bikinimodel #lingeriemodel #butt #booty #boobs #neroblogshere

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Remember when Rainbow socks were a thing? 🌈

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Remember when #rainbowsocks were a thing and everyone was posting selfies of themselves half naked in #rainbow striped socks?

Well, they're still a thing apparently because there's plenty of them still being uploaded. Which is lucky since it's the theme for Wicked Wednesday this week! (Rainbows, not the socks)

#babe #butt #ass #booty #pigtails #plaits

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Is this safe enough for social? πŸ€”

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#anime #animegirls #drawnthatway #sexyart #bathroomselfie (but not really) 

TMI Tuesday: February 6, 2018 ~ This or That?

Well, I didn't think I'd be using this image again, but there you go...!

​1. Pancakes or waffles?
~ Is this code for something I don't know about? Because I keep seeing references to it on my Twitter feed. I love them both, but will choose waffles over pancakes because I can have fruit, cream and ice cream with waffles. (Check out The Waffle Story I wrote last year - yes, it's a metaphor for something else)

2. Steak or Lobster?
~ Lobster. But about three years ago I developed an allergy to seafood, which is damned annoying since I've really enjoyed it all my life. So now I have to think twice before I eat any. I suspect the real problem is how fresh it is and how well it's cooked - which of course is a stupid question to ask since no restaurant will admit otherwise.

3. Freckles or dimples?
~ Either or, they both look sexy. I have dimples when I smile, but no freckles. I love the dimples on a woman's ass, at the bottom of her spine. There's a word for it but I don't know what it is.

4. Board games or video games?
~ I play neither. Occasionally I'm in a group social situation where someone pulls out a boardgame and then I'll play. When it comes to Trivial Pursuit I'm the master of useless trivia that no one else can remember.

5. Dress up or dress down?
~ I tend to dress down most of the time. I feel uncomfortable having to dress up - probably because that's when I most notice I'm over weight. My wife likes to dress up, and always looks good, which makes me feel underdressed in social situations.

6. Backseat of car or kitchen counter? (Of course I’m talking about a spontaneous place to have sex)
~ Both of those locales are long gone from our repertoire but I guess I would choose the backseat of the car. More room to move around and get busy! But I'd also like to put my wife on the kitchen counter and eat her out - mmmm! (But she freaks out in those types of scenarios). 

7. Nipple clamps or handcuffs? Tell us why you chose your particular sexual encounter enhancement?
~ We haven't used either, but I'd be interested in using both. On her, not me. I guess I'd have to start her on the handcuffs before progressing to the nipple clamps because she's a bit wussy on pain. But I'd definitely love to try the nipple clamps because she has great nipples and I have a minor nipple fetish.

This makes me salivate more than the waffle pic...!
Bonus: How was your weekend? Would you like to repeat it or never see that weekend again?
~ Funny you should ask. We has sex on Friday night and then again on Saturday night. We almost had sex again on Sunday night but both of us weren't super into it. The subject was raised but we were both 'tired'. I suspect we both masturbated privately. I know I did.

Double Bonus: You can read about the Friday sex here and the Saturday sex tomorrow (Part 2).

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Monday, February 5, 2018

Welcome back, Sex

My wife returned home on Wednesday night, after 8 days overseas, and 27 days since we'd last had sex. While she was away she kept telling me how much she missed me and how much she loved me and how appreciative she was to have a man like me in her life. So as you can imagine, she jumped my bones as soon as we got home from the airport. We left the suitcase in the car and raced upstairs for some wild, crazy, and frenetic sex...

Well, in the movie version perhaps.

In real life I picked her up from the airport and when we got home it was as if she'd never left. She unpacked her suitcase, showed me what she'd bought, told me she wanted to clear some emails, and left me to watch TV while she 'cleared her emails' a.k.a. checked what she'd missed on Facebook. We did not have sex that night, which wasn't a problem because I was tired.

On Thursday my wife told me that while she was away she had decided we needed to reinstitute 'Date Night' because she realized we needed to spend more time together, exclusively, just us. I said that would be great, but it was really up to her since Date Night had disappeared (years ago!) because she was always so busy and always had something on.

I was always up for Date Night but had given up making any dates because she would invariably cancel because it conflicted with something else she had to do. I told her Date Night only happened when she wanted it to happen, so I would leave it to her to say when.

I don't think she realized I was using Date Night as a metaphor for our sex life.

There was no sex on Thursday night either, because like Date Night I had/have given up initiating. During her absence I had rediscovered the joys of masturbation so I've realized I do not need to demean myself by begging for sex. If I want release the power is in my hands. Well, one hand, since I'm not ambidextrous. Anyway, on Thursday my wife said she was tired and went to bed early. And read her book/iPad/Kindle/whatever for an hour...

On Friday afternoon my wife decided it was Date Night and so we went to a movie. We were going to have dinner before the movie but left it so late we ended up eating in a Food Court prior to the 9pm screening, which I thought was hilarious. We got home before midnight and my wife went straight back on the computer in her home office to 'check emails' etc aka Facebook. I watched TV.

My wife joined me a half hour later and asked me what I was watching, which is code for 'can we stop watching that and watch one of my shows?'  So we did, and then we watched one more, and then {big yawn} 'Gosh, is that the time? It's 2am - I must get some sleep' and off to bed she went.  So much for date night!  I went back to the show I was watching before she came in, but since I too was yawning I also decided it was time for bed.

When I climbed into bed the lights were out but my wife was not asleep. She snuggled up beside me and gave me a cuddle. And a squeeze (my body, not my dick). Rediscovering the joys of masturbation is one thing but intercourse is better and I figured this was my cue to have sex with her. I kissed her and she kissed me back and then I grabbed her butt and it was all on.

My wife was all over me like a woman who hadn't had sex since January 4th.

Or a woman who had been cheating on her husband at a conference in China and now felt guilty and decided she would cover her tracks by making mad passionate love to her husband...

If that sounds warped, yes, you're right. But it was what went through my head.

Not that it mattered, I still had sex with her.

It was almost surreal. It began quite dispassionately for me, but my wife was oblivious. Obviously I acquitted myself well because my wife was moaning, groaning, and gasping for breath by the time I was finished. I guess a lot of oral and a good pounding will do that to a girl.

I guess absence does make the heart grow stronger...


Update: The sex was actually very hot and exciting and yet I just can't get enthused to write it up today. That's why I left it so long before posting - I thought maybe 'later' I'd feel more excited remembering it and give you all the x-rated details, like I normally do. So I left it all day (and night - I posted it at 10.45pm) but every time I came back to it I just couldn't be bothered adding any more. Tonight I just jerked off (instead of banging my wife - yes, I literally chose one over the other) and that felt good too. Does this mean I'm depressed? Maybe I'll get it together by Wednesday, since I still have the Saturday night sexcapade to write up as well... 

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Monday Bun Day

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#mondaybunday is almost over and I haven’t posted a thing all day! Where’s my manners? #fishnetstockings #fishnet #stockings #fetish #butt #buns #bootyπŸ‘ 

Sunday, February 4, 2018

OPP ~ #SoSS - Blogs I love

'High Line' by Exhibit A © source 

The #SoSS meme is a roundup of favourite blogs I’ve visited this week. In order not to duplicate what others have done for #SoSS (Share Our Shit Saturday) (or Sunday if you forget/run out of time - as is the case today) I’m going to give you links to some of their older stuff - because I think their complete blogs are worth reading. Click the links for the full stories, because these are just excerpts.

So here we go, in no particular order:

Hannah - 'Confess Hannah' ~ "10 Things I Took From Eroticon 2017"

With just over a month top go until Eroticon 2018 I thought this post would be timely. Hannah has a great blog but you'll note there is no exclamation mark in 'Confess, Hannah!' so keep your fantasies of Hannah on a rack being whipped to yourself :

A fair few laughs

Eroticon is definitely food for the mind, but also medicine for the soul. I laughed so much over the course of the weekend, especially Saturday evening. This was in part due to me drinking wine and listening and sharing stories and attempting to sing with others, but mostly due to the wonderful entertainment organised by the Eroticon team. The Saturday social was unique as a conference networking opportunity, as it was a fantastic way to break the ice in person to handfuls of people who could have already seen my whole anatomy online.
The sessions/speakers 
I love history, especially social history. I love learning about the people, not just the Kings, Queens, the powerful and the rich. I also love sex, the human form, and finding out what makes others tick. Therefore when two sessions run by Dr. Kate Lister (Whores of Yore) were announced, I was beside myself with excitement. The first session talked about obscenity and literature, and delved into perspectives on what was too filthy or outlandish for public consumption and the processes taken to restrict readership of such materials. The session introduced many fantastic works of literature and art...
The books 

After a wonderful session by Meg-John I felt compelled to buy her book [Enjoy Sex: Meg-John Barker and Justin Hancock]. The session itself focused on putting yourself at the centre of your experiences, desires and journey in discovering your sexuality. This seems simple, but often we think about the desire and needs of others without or before trying to understand ourselves. This is definitely a book I’ll come back to again and again [more]

Exhibit A ~ 'Exhibit A (Unadorned)' "Introducing Exhibit A"

Exhibit A writes essays on sex, as well as publishing erotic images, and erotic fiction. He's a triple threat to all other male bloggers! And his dick pics are better than mine, which is why I haven't published any. Since this is February Photo Fest month I've chosen this particular excerpt from his very popular blog:
If you want to read some of my fiction, the ‘Erotica’ menu tab will take you to a list of everything I’ve written and posted. Some stories are better than others, but I guess your own kinks and preferences will probably have a bearing one which you enjoy most. These are a few of my favourites:
The Promise ~ Night Visions ~ Habla con ella ~ Read To MeSmudge ~ Woken

For photos, you could go straight to the #dickpics tab, where I’d definitely advise kicking off with some of the later stuff – maybe the posts I did for February Photo Fest, or some of the Sinful Sunday shots from 2016-17. If you want to go back a bit further, I think this, this, and this are all pretty decent.

However, if it’s more suggestive or softcore photography you’re after, there’s plenty of that to check out too. Some of these were taken by other people, some involved a timer and clever use of props, but here are half-a-dozen of the ones I like best:
Balance ~ Sweat ~ Scottish Tourist Board ~ Ladder ~ HighLine ~ Books 
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The Pigeon Letters ~ "New Instagram Algorithm Changes in January 2018"

This is not a sex blog but it gives advice applicable to all bloggers. This one might explain why you have been shadow banned on your social media accounts. As I was this week, which I knew because there was no engagement with any of my Twitter posts (or maybe people saw it but thought 'Meh'?). This post refers specifically to Instagram but I'm pretty sure the same BS is being done by all social media platforms. These are just excerpts so follow link to entire post.

Algorithm / Post Exposure

When you post something on Social, it may only be exposed to 10% of your audience. I believe this would mean that it gauges the interest of your audience to determine whether or not it should be shown to the rest of your followers. If your brand new post gets enough engagement right off the bat, it would then be released and shown to the remaining 90%. So if you've been wondering why one post gets 1/10 of the engagement of another post, this could be why.

You know last year when people started forming "pods?" These pods are groups of people who have agreed to boost engagement for the group by liking and commenting when a member of the group announces that they have a new post. Well guess what? This might not be a loophole. This could actually be one of the reasons so many people were getting shadow banned. 

Instagram is now thought to be restricting exposure based off of YOUR engagement. Now, you might want to respond to comments left on your posts within 60 minutes. Otherwise, your post's visibility might gradually decrease.

You know those comments from bots? The emojis or comments like "Great pic!" "Love it!" and "Nice!" supposedly now do not count as engagement. The plus is that they'd be filtering out these pesty accounts and increase genuine comments. This is good to know for us as well, because too often, we're also the ones that comment with "Love this!" Here's a good new practice: In order to count as engagement, comment with 4 words or more.

Ohhh hashtags. These are incredibly convenient, but also a little tricky. Although you can use up to 30 hashtags in a post, this can now be picked up as spam. Spam = shadow banning. It's been up in the air for a while about what the sweet spot with hashtags are, but people say that they seem to have better luck with about 5 unique hashtags.

Don't use the same hashtags over and over! Switch these up or it will look like you're a bot, which means spam, which means shadow banning.

Here's the big one: Hashtags that you post in the comments of your post will no longer display under search results. You must now include hashtags in the body of your caption.

Another big one: Do NOT edit your caption for 24 hours after posting. This will significantly lower your chances for it to be seen.

Piggybacking that last one: Do NOT delete your post and then repost it. Same reason as above.
..   [much more]

I am probably guilty on all counts vis a vis captions on Instagram! And since my IG pics crosspost (via an app) to Twitter that might explain why I get shadow banned? It's only a guess but perhaps one needs to do as many 'real' posts on Twitter as the ones generated by cross-posting via an app?

Saturday, February 3, 2018

Teacher Sex: Sarah Fowlkes

I have a prurient interest in criminal cases involving female teachers and young students. I know these are sex crimes but a double standard does exist IMO. Societally we all know it's wrong for a male teacher to have sex with a younger female student (she was groomed/coerced) but when the genders are reversed there's a part of us that thinks "did the experience really damage him?" or "did she force him to do anything he didn't want to?"

Those are not questions we'd countenance with a female victim. As a male, sure, I would have loved to have been 'seduced' by an older women when I was a horny adolescent - in theory. The reality is that it would most likely have messed with my head ultimately, and probably fucked up my future sex life. 

What I found most fascinating about these cases is that very often the women are quite attractive and presumably quite capable of getting laid if they wanted sex. Underscoring that point is that often times these women are married. So it's not just sex they're after, they want power over these young boys. They want to be the one in control, 'teaching' these young teens, they want to 'deflower' them and 'be their first'. The motive is similar to most adult male predators too.

In this post we profile...

Sarah Fowlkes, 27, who has taught science at Lockhart High School was arrested following accusations of an improper sexual “relationship” with a 17-year-old student.

Specifically, Fowlkes engaged in “sexual content with the intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of the student,” Lockhart police told the Hays Free Press.

According to the police department, officers received a report from a school administrator at Lockhart High School about a possible inappropriate relationship between a student and a teacher. The investigation led a Lockhart detective to a 17-year-old male student, who had been in contact in person and by message with Fowlkes. Their contact was of a sexual nature, police said.

Fowlkes is facing a second-degree felony charge and has been suspended from her teaching position, which she has held since October 2014. She has been arrested on suspicion of having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student. Fowlkes can be seen smiling and smirking in her mugshot and booking photo.

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Cartoon selfies! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺ

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Cartoon selfies! So ridiculous I had to share πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺ

#animegirl #bathroomselfie #cutebutt #drawnthatway #bluehair #neroblogshere

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