I went Xmas shopping yesterday* and realised I don’t know my wife’s measurements. Hard to buy lingerie this way! 🎄 [*Originally posted Dec 10, 2017]
UPDATE: So in the end I went back home and took her measurements c/o her underwear drawer. Then I went back to the store and bought something nice, but sexy. Then my wife made disparaging comments on Facebook about how I always buy her pornstar underwear that she refuses to wear. WTF? Where did that come from? I still have no idea! The comment wasn’t even relevant to the thread she was commenting on. (It was like your mother suddenly blurting out “I’m not wearing any panties” at a funeral)
I was dumbstruck by these public comments and thought “Fuck You” so I shelved the Christmas gift.
But I’m not stupid, I figured I’d hold the gift until Valentine’s Day and give it to her then. So, by the time you read this she will have them. I’ll update you later on her reaction....
(Spoiler: they don’t look like the ones @KimberleyAnnPhoto is wearing above, which I think look great) (they were a sexy but tasteful set from Calvin Klein) (see them here)