Monday, March 26, 2018

Masturbation Monday - BOOBS!!

The prompt for Masturbation Monday this week is mouth watering boobs. If you want to see mouthwatering boobs then look no further than May More - her Sinful Sunday post yesterday (here) had me salivating. My wife's boobs are nice too, but (like May) she doesn't let me play with them very often. (May doesn't let me play with them at all, let's be clear on that - we've never even met IRL!) This photo below happened as part of a one off episode of role playing, which was very hot (see here) but never happened again.


And if the opening paragraph isn't clear, yes those are my wife's boobs, not May's. I say 'boobs' because the colloquial term one chooses can be a loaded subject with women. Some women hate it when you refer to their breasts as 'tits', regardless of the common vernacular. I save that word (and/or 'titties') for dirty talk since you're kinda in the zone then and it would be churlish to get hung up on it. 

'Boobies' is an immature word, one I rarely use, unless I'm being playful or humorous. It's the closest I'll get to baby talk, in fact I'll probably only use it if I'm mirroring your girlish mood.

'Funbags' is a word even I can't stand, and I recoil in horror whenever I see it in print. I couldn't imagine ever saying it out loud and I'm gagging right now just typing it. I love women's breasts and I will totally objectify them in the right circumstances but to refer to them in vulgar terms like 'fun bags' (or similar) demeans women as far as I'm concerned.

As for size, I have no preference. I tend to be with women in the 'mid range' and have never been with anyone with overly large or small breasts. All women are beautiful and I tend not to fetishize boobs. I'm more of an Ass Man than a Tit Man if truth be told, and when it comes to boobs I'm more interested in your nipples. Those I fetishize!

There is nothing more mouth watering than a ripe full breast with a big hard nipple poking out in my book. Well, maybe a ripe juicy pussy - but let's stay with this week's prompt! I love licking and gently biting hard nipples. And kissing and sucking them. And pulling on them, either with my teeth or fingers. I love squeezing boobs too - maybe I am a breast man after all?

So, dear reader, tell me in the comments below what words you use to describe a woman's breasts. The words you really use. And ladies especially - tell us also what words you hate being used when a guy refers to your... titties.

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6 comments:

  1. Breasts.

    I don't like the word 'tits' and due to the overuse of the term 'boobs', that word has gone from having a "meh" / okay-if-used-humorously effect, to "STOP. SAYING. THAT."

    So, for me, 'breasts' is pretty much the only acceptable term. (Unless it's a matter of metaphor, but poetic analogy is a whole 'nother cup of tea.)

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    1. I hear ya! It's different for everyone so I guess I should have stated that in my post: it depends on who you're talking to and what the context of the conversation is. In general conversation I'd most likely say breasts, or possibly boobs in an informal setting with friends.

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  2. Generally breasts are the best way to go, I don't mind some like tits(Depends on context), boobs are hit and miss depending on context and who's saying/writing it(boobies is immature).
    The first thing that comes to mind when I think of terms I don't like: I hate the term "knockers", "Funbags" and "Melons" With those, Conversation will end or I'll stop reading. Also the following irk me: Dirty pillows, tata's, gazongas, boulders, jugs, rack, anything milk related. Say "sweater puppies" and I'm out. ;)
    -CimmerianSentiment

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    1. Yeah, those descriptors on your 'hate' list are pretty much mine too. And like you they really kill the mood when I'm reading erotica.

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  3. I'm a boobs or tits girl, myself, although I have to be feeling fairly relaxed to say "tits" because it used to be a word I considered unsayable (just as I used to feel about "cunt") - although I'm over both at this point in my life.

    Breasts is the "proper" term so I use it when discussing those topics with my kids or a doctor. But it's too formal for me. Give me "boobs" and I'm happy (on a few levels, lol).

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    1. I'd say 'tit's has crossed over to the mainstream now, much like 'boobs' has.
      'Breasts' IS the proper term, and it sounds better in general conversation than 'penis' does. I'd probably say 'dick' in general conversation rather than 'penis' - depending on who's there.

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