Warning: Not only is the Sybian noisy AF, the blonde is a screamer too - check your volume settings before pressing play!
The #SoSS meme is meant to be a roundup of favourite blogs we’ve visited that week, but this week I'm again changing it a little and choosing blog posts that fit a theme. Today I've picked a rather expensive sex toy that I've had no experience with - the Sybian.
It has always fascinated me, since I first saw videos of it in action on the free porn sites 10 years ago. It looks so awesome, but of course those videos were made by the manufacturer and used paid actors a.k.a pornstars. If you've actually used one personally I'd love to hear your stories in the comments section below.
As always, click the links for the full stories, because these are just short excerpts. These are in no particular order:
Marisa Black ~ Dodson & Ross "Straddling the Saddle: My First Ride on the Sybian"
I have to confess that this first excerpt is a cheat - I used google. I had one positive experience about the Sybian from a sex blogger but I misplaced the link, so Replaced it with this one. It seems genuine and as you'll see if you follow the link Betty Dodson (co-owner of the site) doesn't like the Sybian. I recommend you follow the link and read the comments on the original post as they are quite amusing:
Knees cushioned by well-placed pillows, I lifted my body up and down, up and down, riding the rotating and vibrating cock. I alternated the riding with resting my pussy lips against the vibration. Back arched, mouth open, lids heavy, I floated into the realm of extreme ecstasy where time fades and everything is washed away except the pleasure rippling through my body.
After several minutes of orgasms drifting into each other, indistinguishable, I began cranking the vibration knob. The strength of the vibration made me gasp and I fell forward, palms pressed against the wood floor. I rocked back and forth, hair falling around my face, hips grinding in a circle, pushing my engorged clit and lips against the machine nestled between my thighs... [much more]
Sammi ~ Squeaky Bedsprings "How a Sybian Made Me Contemplate My Entire Life"
Sammi is a twenty something college student in pursuit of pleasure. She blogs about sex - mainly sex toys and her own adventures. She describes herself as "a queer cis lady, and currently I am dating a lovely cis male human named Simon":
These past few weeks I got to play with a Sybian. I had chattered about it to my friends for months, thrilled to use this famous toy. I invited my friends to try it, and fantasized about the ways I could use it. This chance to play with a Sybian was supposed to be an exciting learning and sharing experience.
I contemplated throwing my first play party (although that was before I realized I don’t have enough down-to-orgy sex posi friends in real life to invite to my tiny-ass apartment). Instead, this majestic giant vibrator simply stared at me from the corner of my room until I had to throw a blanket over it because the landlord toured my apartment. Awkward.
However, after all the fanciful plans and aspirations, I only got to use it a handful of times. It sucks to realize how little I get to do the things that make me happy, like having my junk jiggled on a giant ride-on vibrator, but also... [more]
M ~ Cammies On The Floor "Sybian"
M needs no introduction to sex bloggers and has featured previously in my #SoSS posts. This is part of a story she wrote about her experience with a Sybian, not an actual review, so go to the original link to get the full picture:
I came back to the porn room in the swinger’s club and talked with some female friends. They mentioned how they had tried the sybian in the next room, and inquired if I had tried the machine. I was already overcome with shyness and not talking much by this point, not to mention that was I was very tired from the day’s events, so didn’t do much more than shake my head.
When I expressed that I had not but I was curious to try, David took my hand and steered me towards that room. Yes, I was tired, and incredibly shy, but I was so very curious, and really my curiosity almost always wins.
He went to the front desk and got the “box of cocks” for the machine, and the front lady sat in the room and explained things about the machine before leaving the room. I picked what she said was a favorite dildo for many, and then David took the control.
He told me to get fully naked. As I was undressing, he played with the controls and figured out how the machine worked. I slipped a condom over the dildo and straddled the machine, leaning forward the way the lady advised.
David started very slowly and I didn’t really get a lot out of it. At about fifty percent power, it felt good, but I had just had multiple orgasms, so a lot felt good. On stronger power, it did give me an orgasm, but again – that was only because I had just multipled. The machine on its own would not give me my first orgasm, as it vibrates more than penetrates, and I .... [more]
Bonus clip: unlike the pornstar featured at the top of the page, this clip has all the appearances of being made by a 'real woman' a.k.a. an unpaid actor?