Tuesday, March 6, 2018

TMI Tuesday: March 6, 2018 ~ No Frills


Scarlett was thrilled when I offered her my seat...

1. What food(s) is your city/country known for?
~ When I travelled through Peru a few years back I sampled a local delicacy that may make you squeamish: Guinea Pigs. Many kids keep them as family pets, like hamsters, but in Peru they eat them. Barbecued. There is one thing our city/country is well known for but it's so unique if I told you you'd know straight away where I live. 

2. What should people do when visiting your city/state?
~ Enjoy the sunshine, the beaches, maybe go sailing...

3. What do people do when they come to your home?
~ Drop their keys in the bowl and disrobe...
No, I'm kidding. They usually take their shoes off and walk all the way to the kitchen/dining area. And then they park themselves on a stool at our large marble benchtop and enjoy a beverage and snacks as we talk. It drives me nuts because we have a large lounge at the front of the house with a magnificent view but people like to stay where the food and alcohol is.

4. What should people expect when they visit you?
~ That at some stage I will get exasperated and suggest that everyone moves to the lounge, since we hardly ever use that room, and it has a great view and some great leather couches and we'd all be more comfortable there surely? More often than not everyone says 'We're fine, don't worry, this is good." 

You be Sonny, I'll be Chair...
Bonus: If you were a chair who would you like to have sit on you?
~ My celebrity crushes include Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Bell, and Charlize Theron (which I swear has nothing to do with them all being blondes) (honest!) and my internet crushes are May More and [names redacted because they might get upset by my unsolicited attention]. Not that May wants my attention either, I just know she wouldn't freak out knowing I'd want her to sit on me. Not that she would. Not that any of them would. 
But there is something deliciously kinky about the whole idea, isn't there? Being able to turn yourself into a chair and have people plant their asses on you. Free lap dances! It's right up there with having the power of invisibility. When I first read this question I imagined myself as some sort of sex chair - you know, one with a big cock in the seat (mine!) that women could sit on and bounce up and down on - but then I imagined myself as a simple armchair and I figure that would be nice too. Having a woman making herself comfortable, stretching out, and relaxing with me appeals. Don't get me wrong - I'd definitely prefer to be the sex chair - but the alternative would be fine too.

Double Bonus: I tried my hand at erotic fiction again yesterday since I had no sex over the weekend. You can read The Breakfast Meeting here.  My #SoSS post has more links to other people's (OPP) erotic fiction (here). I did have sex last Wednesday, so you can catch up on that story too if you missed it (here).
  
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1 comment:

  1. Oh my goodness you are so funny! I dont freak out - as far as I am concerned I put it out there - am not a third wave feminist - understand the first wave - and hey I like you Nero ;-) - I just read your bonus answer to my man and he said u sound like a nice guy!

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