Tuesday, April 10, 2018

TMI Tuesday – April 10, 2018 ~ Call Me Crazy…

1. To prepare for this week you will. . .
a. Do 100 push-ups a day
b. Fall asleep to acid house
c. Drink gasoline for breakfast
d. Play TMI Tuesday
I guess it's [d.] since I couldn't stand a, b, or c. Acid house had its moments back in the 80s but there's no way I could fall asleep to it!

2. So you entered a cunnilingus contest. What would be your special skill? You know that winning move that would render a woman weak in the knees and make her cum all over your face.
~ Ha! Every woman is different so there is no single 'wining move' that will make a woman come. My best 'move' is to explore carefully with my lips and tongue (and possibly a finger) and see how she reacts. One 'trick' I learned early was to keep doing what I'm doing when she lets me know (or I can sense) she's coming. (That works on guys too, ladies. If you're giving a hand job don't suddenly switch gears or change the stroke/hand as he's about to climax).

3. Would you say that any acts of bdsm are cathartic for you? If yes, which ones? Do you find you need those acts because you know they are cathartic?
~ I have zero actual experience of BDSM. All I know is what I've seen/read on PornHub and FetLife. I like the dress up nature of it, but I'm not interested in the pain. If it happened I'd have to be the Dom, not the Sub. Or should that be 'sub', as in D/s?

4. Do you believe in:
Ghosts? ~ No. When you're dead you're dead. We have no soul, there is no after life.
Aliens? ~ Yes, but only on the balance of probabilities. The universe is infinite so there must be something else out there.
Climate change? ~ Yes, but only inasmuch that the climate is changing. As it's done for millennia. A hundred years from now they'll be laughing at us and our foolish belief that we caused it all, and not sunspots and solar flares. The current movement to introduce a Carbon Tax will do little to reduce greenhouse gases but it will make a lot of money for Goldman Sachs et al as they trade all those 'carbon credits'.

5. What is your favorite game to play that a lot of people have never heard of or don’t play?
~ Abstinence! It's a fun game you can play when your partner has no interest in you sexually. See how long you go without sex, before succumbing to your base desires and masturbating. You only score half points if you're doing it for religious reasons.

Bonus: What’s the most amount of money you’d be willing to spend on:
– Car? ~ US$45,000
– Couch? ~ €3,000
– Shoes? £150
~ Actually it would depend on the item itself. I always go for value, and I never pay retail if I can help it.

Double Bonus: Further to Q2 above, I actually wrote a fictional story about cunnilingus yesterday. You should read it (here) it's very descriptive. And since I'll take any excuse to post pussy pics, here's your my Triple Bonus:

Actual footage of me eating pussy... you must be this smooth to ride my tongue.
(No I'm kidding, I'll go down on any woman - not just Brazilians!)

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

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