1. Would you rather be the smartest or hottest man/woman in the room?
2. Do you get aroused by hearing the sexual moans and noises of others having sex, e.g., neighbors, people next door in hotel room?
~ I actually haven't heard any of that (that I can recall) but I think I'd enjoy it, since I do love being a voyeur. I like to watch home porn, or woman masturbating solo, because I love seeing/hearing the real sounds/responses they make. (Which is why faking it on home porn is the worst)
3. What are some small things that make your day better?
~ Food. A great substitute for sex.
4. It’s the night before Christmas and you hear footsteps on the roof — what do you do?
~ I would listen to determine if it was a bird, a critter, or a person. If it was the latter I'd get up and investigate (and call the cops).
5. What does your ideal Saturday morning look like?
~ Sleeping in and then having lazy sex. IIRC we did that last century on a regular basis? It's been so long I can't be sure.
6. What does your ideal Saturday night look like?
~ Going out (dinner, movie, and/or party/club) and then coming home and having crazy sex. IIRC we did that last century on a regular basis? It's been so long I can't be sure.
Bonus: What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?