Tuesday, April 3, 2018

TMI Tuesday: April 3, 2018 ~ WHAT?



1. Would you rather be the smartest or hottest man/woman in the room?
~ In theory if I was the smartest man in the room I'd know how to get the hot women, but it would be fun just to be the hottest guy in the room. It would also be fun to be the hottest woman in the room too. If I was able to switch bodies at will I'd definitely go 'hot lesbo' a lot!

2. Do you get aroused by hearing the sexual moans and noises of others having sex, e.g., neighbors, people next door in hotel room?
~ I actually haven't heard any of that (that I can recall) but I think I'd enjoy it, since I do love being a voyeur. I like to watch home porn, or woman masturbating solo, because I love seeing/hearing the real sounds/responses they make. (Which is why faking it on home porn is the worst)

3. What are some small things that make your day better?
~ Food. A great substitute for sex. 

4. It’s the night before Christmas and you hear footsteps on the roof — what do you do?
~ I would listen to determine if it was a bird, a critter, or a person. If it was the latter I'd get up and investigate (and call the cops).

5. What does your ideal Saturday morning look like?
~ Sleeping in and then having lazy sex. IIRC we did that last century on a regular basis? It's been so long I can't be sure.

6. What does your ideal Saturday night look like?
~ Going out (dinner, movie, and/or party/club) and then coming home and having crazy sex. IIRC we did that last century on a regular basis? It's been so long I can't be sure.

Bonus: What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?
~ I wish I had my own money so I was not beholden to my millionaire wife - who controls the pursestrings. Because it's her purse. When we met it was the other way around, except we shared the wealth. That stopped when she won the lottery and set up her own private trust, which excludes me.

Double Bonus: Day 34 and still no sexual intimacy with my wife - so you don't get a double bonus. I didn't even get any on my birthday
  
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2 comments:

  1. I would always go for the smartest guy - not the hottest - and I HATE hearing others have sex - Yuk! for me ;-)

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    1. but since I'm already the smartest guy in the room I thought it might be fun to switch it up for once!

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