Friday, May 25, 2018

Something ubiquitous for #FishnetFriday

(Model only - fictional text below)

I think she would do some serious damage to my bed linen with those killer heels if she ever tried to stand up - so maybe I should keep her horizontal instead of vertical? Probably best I make her a cup of tea and get her a good book then, right?

Although by the look on her face I don't think she came for a bit of Earl Grey - that fishnet bodysuit indicates she has something else in mind.  Maybe she wants to go eeling in that creek that runs down behind the house and through the park?

Hmmmm, I could be here all day delaying the obvious if I keep up with this banter.  Can you tell I'm nervous? It's been 3 months since I last had sex with a woman. How hard can it be to jump back in the saddle? It's like learning to ride a bike - you never forget. Or so they say.

But this is sex, it's much more different. This woman is half my age. She probably has had more lovers than I've had wives. She probably knows what she likes and has no time for foolish old goats like me. What was I thinking when I called her number after seeing her ad online?

I was thinking I really need to get laid, that's what I was thinking!

C'mon Nero, you can do it...

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