Tuesday, May 1, 2018

#TMITuesday : May 1, 2018 ~ Would You Rather...?

1. Would you rather wrestle naked in a pool of Jello or chocolate pudding?
~ Chocolate pudding, because then if any got in my mouth... yum! I once hosted a Jello Wrestling party. It took forever to get the jello to set, let me tell you!

2. Would you rather have sex in your parents’ bed or at a mattress store?
~ I presume my parents are out, and that I'd be in the mattress store after hours. Which would make me nervous, so I'd happily screw on my parents bed. Unless the attractive mattress saleswoman had asked me to stay until after the store closed so she could show me just how good her mattresses were...

3. Would you rather have sex on a beach in Hawaii or behind a waterfall in Brazil?
~ Either or. I've been to both and they're both wonderful. But it gets a little noisy behind a waterfall.

4. Would you rather be on top riding your lover all night or taking them from behind all night long? Why?
~ From behind. I really like doggy, and I really like going deep. I also enjoy my wife riding me reverse cowgirl style (oh, dat ass!) so I guess its all good! If you click on the 'reverse cowgirl' tag you'll see a few stories about how we used do it that way first, and then we'd finish by me pounding her from behind doggy style.

5. Would you rather have sex with only one person watching but they know it’s you or with 50 people watching and have them not know it is you?
~ It depends on who that one person is that's watching. If it's one person I'd want watching me then yes, otherwise I'll take the 50 people who don't know its me. I presume I'm masked? I hope they don't criticize my skills or technique - or if they do then I can't hear them. And if they're pointing and laughing then I don't want to see them either!!

Bonus: Would you rather have to pay for sex or be paid to have sex? Explain.
~ That's a no-brainer. The former would make me poorer and the latter would make me richer so of course I'd rather be paid for sex than have to pay for sex! Maybe I should set up a Patreon account and y'all can pay to see me masturbating? (As long as you promise not to point and laugh!)

Double Bonus: Two long posts, related, that you missed: #Sinful Sunday - Scheduled Sex! and #MasturbationMonday ~ Birthday Sex!

Triple Bonus: And while I have your attention, May is... well, check out this post too: May is Masturbation Month (it has some great links)

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

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