Wednesday, June 27, 2018

#WickedWednesday ~ Interesting!

The prompt for Wicked Wednesday this week is 'Interest'. I'll get to what I found 'interesting' shortly (it's about my wife) but first let me explain how I came to this 'interesting' thing...

Since I am on vacation for the next three weeks (starting this weekend) I thought I would do some forward planning - blogging on the Blogger platform is not easy on an iPad. Well, that's what I've discovered from previous attempts. It's hard to format text and add links.

So anyway, what I've just finished doing is drafting four TMI Tuesday posts for the next four weeks. They have headers and the TMI Tuesday badge at the bottom, so the plan is that all I have to do is copy and paste in the questions each week (and add the answers). This might mean the text looks badly formatted but hopefully its still readable.

TMI Tuesday always finishes with a 'Bonus Question' but when I first joined the meme I added my own 'Double Bonus' - which was always a link to something I'd posted in the previous 7 days. For the four future TMI draft posts (just waiting for the questions!) I've already done the "Double Bonus' links - but this time I've linked back to some of my earliest blog posts.

Which brings us to the 'Interesting' part of today's Wicked Wednesday post...

I went right back to late 2013 and early 2014 to pick some links, and in the process I realized something - something interesting!  

My life now is pretty much the same now as it was then. Five years ago I was complaining about my wife:

  • binge reading so so many dirty stories, many in extreme genres
  • not having sex with me despite all that reading
  • having sex with me but losing interest once she'd got hers
  • not having sex with me but telling me to 'wait til our vacation starts'
  • not having sex with me while we're on vacation, aside from a blowjob or single fuck
  • being sexually vivacious and/or flirty in the presence of others
  • not having sex with me despite all that flirtatiousness
  • not having sex with me despite promising to have sex with me

So this is interesting because:

  • Her pattern of behavior is consistent, she hasn't changed
  • I keep chasing better outcomes but nothing changes
  • I'm like a rat in a cage, running on that Wheel, going nowhere
  • My blog must be terribly boring for you guys, given its the same shit repeated
  • I need to stop blogging this shit, given its the same shit repeated

Seriously, I can already predict what the next three weeks of my life are going to be like. We're on vacation, our daughter is with us, there's no opportunity for sex, my balls will turn blue, my brain will go squirly, and then finally I'll end up jerking off in a toilet because I can't take it anymore.

Ah, what a life I lead. 
"But you're on a three week vacation Nero - you need to learn to be more grateful for your privileged life!"
Yes, true dat. I know I'm becoming a whiney bitch. I need to readjust my expectations and find some serenity in my life. It is what it is. Besides, traveling the world aint so bad.




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  1. First of all. I don't think you're whining. You can say what you like on your blog. and you are stating the situation.

    Your blog is far from boring. And you are certainly incredibly organised to schedule posts ahead.

    You sound like a very reasonable and caring man, and, sexually, very considerate.

    You mention chasing better outcomes. Do you mean with your wife or elsewhere? Sorry if that's too nosey.

    I hope you have a great vacation, and manage to get some sex!

    1. Thanks Miss Scarlett, you're very kind! I was chasing better outcomes with my wife but yes, I have wondered lately if I should be looking elsewhere (for my own mental health). But at the same time I have noted the irony of only coming to this thought at a time when I'm almost too old to make it a reality. :-)

  2. I think that is the funniest post I have read in a long time - ol buddy!
    I could have told you that and saved you the bother of looking it all up ;-) on a different note - i hope you still post when away and tweet - i'd miss u if you didn't ;-)

    1. Thanks. (How's that story going BTW?)

    2. ah been too into writing the curse and trying to get some SM done - will get back to it - got the idea but just not penned it

  3. At least your wife is consistent in her behavior... but I understand that you would like more. As for whining... no you're not. As Scarlet said, this is your blog and you can say here what you want...

    Rebel xox

    1. It was only by looking at the old blogs that I realized just how consistent her pattern was/is. I'm feeling like a beaten wife in the sense that I won't leave because I think 'we love each other' and I keep hoping things will change, and she keeps promising things will change, but... they don't.


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